Originally Published: March 9, 2009

I think it’s time to consider the possibility that our leaders want the stock market to crash. Every time it looks like there is going to be some recovery, Ben Bernanke, Hank Paulson, Timothy Geithner, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, George Bush or Barrack Obama gets in front of a camera and starts talking down the economy, reinforcing how much we need more taxes, passing mammoth spending bills and telling you how evil capitalism is. 

I own my own public business and things were going fine until the Democratic led Congress and President George Bush passed the TARP bill in October and started telling us how tragic the economy was. Our phones stopped ringing THE NEXT DAY and it’s been downhill ever since.

All I can say is, if you came to the Beefboy and asked me for a recipe for tanking the economy, I’d do EXACTLY WHAT OUR LEADERS ARE DOING NOW. For six months, our leaders have made a series of decisions that are the polar opposite of what we know is effective in getting an economy to fire up again.

And by the way, enough of blaming Bush for the stock market. Either you are a leader or a whiner… and the Beefboy is hearing a lot of fucking whining from the White House. The stock market doesn’t bet on the past… they bet on the future and the market is down 20% since Obama got into office. Wall Street doesn’t vote with platitudes, it votes with cold hard cash, and right now, the vote is thumbs down!

Our leaders are either stark raving idiots, or they are doing this on purpose to advance their own pet projects and take power away from you. 

Pick one.

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Originally Published: February 5th, 2009

Senator Chris Dodd has the audacity to blame President Bush for the abject failure of the TARP spending bill to loosen up the credit market. If you’re keeping track, that’s 350 billion dollars that was thrown to the wind in your name and mine! Ironically enough, Chris Dodd is ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE LEGISLATION. Yes, Chris Dodd is in fact responsible for the wasted $350 billion. 

Members of Congress, including Chris Dodd and Barney Frank, are largely responsible for the economic mess in the first place! Yet Dodd has the nerve to blame Bush and herald himself as above it all. Dodd is not addressing the Beefboy and the Beefanatics though – we know better. Dodd is talking directly to the idiot masses who get their “news” from John Stewart, Saturday Night Live and left wing blogs! Dodd is talking to people who don’t have a fucking clue what’s happening in this world.

Chris Dodd and Barney Frank couldn’t run a successful snow cone stand if they had 10 million dollars and Megan Fox serving in a bikini! Congress is on a spending orgy with YOUR MONEY Beefanatics! Did Lindsay Lohan take over spending appropriations? All semblance of sense or reason has been tossed out the door! Fuck EVERYTHING! It’s spending time! Has anyone picked up a calculator and added up how much of YOUR MONEY that congress is offering everyone on the planet? 

- 250 billion for a stimulus package

- 700 billion for “bailing out” the financial sector

- 25 billion for the auto industry (maybe more to come)

- AIG took a 25 billion dollar dip and then came back for more!

Now they want another trillion dollar stimulus package!

Members of congress have absolutely lost their fucking minds! Do you realize that our yearly budget is 3 trillion dollars? With a war in Iraq and Afghanistan, Social Security rapidly becoming insolvent and all of the new programs that Democrats are itching to pass, how the hell are we ever going to pay for all of that?!!!

Moreover, does it concern anyone that the method for generating this debt is to sell Treasury bonds to China and print money like its rolls of toilet paper?

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

Seriously, Beefanatics… go buy a gun, pay off your debt and get your zombie apocalypse emergency kit together. You’re going to need it soon.

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