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Penthouse Pet: Chloe J Naked Photos

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Penthouse Pet: Chloe J Naked Photos






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2010 Lingerie Bowl (Photos)

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2010 Lingerie Bowl (Photos)


I think the NFL has some sort of event going on Sunday, but for the real action, look no further than this year’s Lingerie Bowl! The 2010 Lingerie Bowl, the Lingerie Football League’s signature event, will air during the Super Bowl XLIV halftime show on Sunday, February 7.

Want to know more? Visit the official LFL site here.

Enjoy the pre-game photos below:

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Penthouse Pet: Sky Taylor Nude Photos

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Penthouse Pet: Sky Taylor Nude Photos






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Lily Cole: Nude Photos of the Chick of the Moment

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Lily Cole: Nude Photos of the Chick of the Moment


Lily-ColeThe Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment!

Redhead: Check
Skyscraper Tall: Check
Abnormally Thin: Check
Transparently Pale: Check
Weirdo: Check
Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check
Thinks Nudity is Art: Check

I’m asking too much to expect her to be a fan of Star Wars: Clone Wars, or to play video games, so I’m not pushing it (that’s why Lily Cole will not upset Adrianne Curry and Alex Sim-Wise at the top of my list). Still, she impressed my favorite film director Terry Gilliam, so that means she’s close to the Beefboy’s inner sanctum.

Below, I’ve got a great set of nude, semi-nude and sexy photos of Lily Cole to warm your cockles during this outrageously freezing January.

I realize what I go nuts over is contrary to what most guys and girls do, so chime in and set me straight in my comments section!

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Sexy Teacher Dita Von Teese for PETA (Video, Photo)

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Sexy Teacher Dita Von Teese for PETA (Video, Photo)


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If PETA wants the Beefboy’s attention, then having Dita Von Teese dress up like a sexy school teacher is a great place to start.

PETA’s new ABC campaign (Animal Birth Control) tackles the issue of companion animal overpopulation and urges people to do their part by taking simple steps to help end this crisis.

In her ad, Dita urges fans to “bone up” on their ABCs and, if they are considering adding a dog or a cat to the family, to adopt from a local animal shelter and be sure to get their new family member spayed or neutered.

Video is below.



Learn More at PETA.org

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More Photos and Posters from Tron Legacy

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More Photos and Posters from Tron Legacy


We’ve still got a year to wait for “Tron Legacy” (December 17, 2010) but Disney has released some more promotional material for the film.

According to Disney, the new movie “is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (Bridges), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the digital world of Tron, where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant Quorra (Olivia Wilde), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey of escape across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.”

Do you think they can pull off a sequel as cool as the original? Give me your opinion below.

Photos by Walt Disney Company

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Adrianne Curry Announces She Plays World of Warcraft Naked… and Proves It!

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Adrianne Curry Announces She Plays World of Warcraft Naked… and Proves It!


One of the Beefboy’s top two chicks, Adrianne Curry, America’s Next Top Model winner, recently announced via Twitter:

“jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!”

She also took and tweeted a photo of herself wearing a headset, nude. (Caption: “me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft”).

Photo below.

A Naked Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft

A Naked Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft

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Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip)

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Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip)


Annalynne McCord is mostly known for her role on the new “90210″ series, but has also made appearances in “Nip/Tuck,” “Day of the Dead” and “Transporter 2.”

While that’s all well and good, what makes Annalynne McCord the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment was her appearance on “The Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brian, where she proclaimed her love of the original “Star Wars” movies! She even has the good sense to put down the most recent three “Star Wars” movies because there was just too much CGI and not enough Han Solo.

So yes, loving Star Wars will get you on the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment list.

How long until Danger Darling comments that Annalynne is too skinny? All I can say is that she’s going to look great in that Princess Leia slave girl outfit when she comes to the Beef Cave. Photos are below.

The Annalynne McCord Website

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Hot Photo Gallery of Tiger Wood’s Reported Mistresses

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Hot Photo Gallery of Tiger Wood’s Reported Mistresses


Look, this is not a hard news site and I don’t have a staff of one hundred reporters to keep up with all of Tiger Woods’ alleged flings. Frankly three more have come forward since I started compiling photos, so at this time the number is SIX! At this point it might be easier to make a gallery of chicks who DIDN’T sleep with Tiger, than those who did. In fact, if you have a vagina and Tiger didn’t hit on you, then you should be upset.

Let the Beefboy make a few observations. I’ve heard a lot of people who admire Tiger for his image and accomplishments (I’m one of them) who say this is no one’s business. I think it’s interesting that this is the first time I’ve heard these people complain about being in the middle of someone’s private business. If it’s okay to be in Britney Spears personal life, or Michael Jackson’s… then guess what?… it’s okay to be in Tiger’s too.

The bottom line is very simple Beefanatics. If Tiger had not been married he could have stuck his Fairway Wood in anyone he wanted- and more power to him! But instead, he chose to marry an outrageously hot Scandinavian super model and have a kid. I just can’t manage to feel sorry for someone who had that and felt that his marriage vows and the well-being of his child were secondary to his wiener.

I don’t care how much you like this guy or respect him for what he’s done. Cheating is cheating. Done and done.

Now, with all that said, Tiger’s rogues gallery is an impressive collection of hot-ass chicks! I wouldn’t be embarrassed if this crowd of honeys lined up to say they had slept with me! I imagine most guys would feel the same way.

These girls will all seek fame and fortune from this scandal. Out of all the girls, Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs are well positioned to blow up. Grubbs in particular has some nude photos and a sex tape that the internet is waiting on. Only time will tell.

So, here’s the list of girls, in no particular order:

Rachel Uchitel
Jaimee Grubbs
Cori Rist
Kalika Moquin
Jamie Jungers
Mindy Lawton

Photos are below:

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WWE Diva Ashley Massaro in Alleged High Class Escort Scandal (Photos)

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WWE Diva Ashley Massaro in Alleged High Class Escort Scandal (Photos)


WRESTLING stunner and WWE Diva Ashley Massaro has been accused of previously working as a high-class hooker charging clients $25,000 a night.

Ashley Massaro has responded on her MySpace blog to not believe the accusations and that she’s contacting a lawyer as we speak. Go get ‘em Ashley.

If you’d like to support her you can visit her aforementioned MySpace page or follow her on her Twitter account.

Photos of Ashley are below. If you’d like to see her nude Playboy photos please go here.

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Julia Benson Stargate Universe Stunner Nude Photos

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Julia Benson Stargate Universe Stunner Nude Photos


Julia-benson-004Thanks to Stan, who mentioned that Sci-fi Babe Julia Benson should be in my Top 25 Sci-fi Babes of 2009. I published the article a few months ago, before Stargate Universe took off on SyFy, so she just missed out on this year’s list. Rest assured that Julia Benson will make the list next year!

Well naturally, I’m not about to make the Beefanatics wait that long to celebrate Julia’s dark curly hair and bodacious boobs! You can see a set of promotional photos of Benson, plus some nude photos from the episode of Master’s of Horror that she appeared in.

After seeing these pics, I think I’m going to have to add her to my fantasy Wonder Woman movie. I know Stan’s into her… what do the rest of you think?

If you want to see the clip of Julia Benson and a bunch of other nude celebrities they have it on my sponsor Mr. Skin.

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Tricia Helfer and Grace Park show up in sexy Maxim photos!

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Tricia Helfer and Grace Park show up in sexy Maxim photos!


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A couple of months ago, in the Beefboy’s Top 25 Sci-fi Babes of 2009 article, I placed Tricia Helfer as my number one pick and Grace Park as number ten. Well, the boys and girls at Maxim magazine know a good thing when they see it so they got BOTH Tricia Helfer and Grace Park together for a photo shoot that’s hot as a supernova, and an interview about SyFy’s upcoming Battlestar Gallactica special “The Plan”.

I have a few photos here (plus a video), but I encourage you to visit the Maxim site or to pick up the latest issue to see and read more.

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Penthouse Pet: Maya Gates (Photos)

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Penthouse Pet: Maya Gates (Photos)






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Penthouse Pet: Alisha King (Photos)

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Penthouse Pet: Alisha King (Photos)






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Gravure Idol Yuuri Morishita Sexy Photos

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Gravure Idol Yuuri Morishita Sexy Photos


Look, I didn’t even know what a “Gravure Idol” was until about twenty minutes ago, but from what I’ve learned, they are basically the Japanese equivalent of bikini models. Who knew? I guess I have a new obsession.

When the Japanese finally figure out how to make a sex robot (what’s taking them so long?!!), the Beefboy wants his to look just like Yuuri Morishita. Don’t ask me how I found this girl, just know that I was doing serious work for all the Beefanatics out there.

Until then, if the real Yuuri Morishita needs a place to stay in America, she always welcome in the Beefcave.

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Eva Longoria Nipple Slip in Sci-fi Dominatrix Photos

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Eva Longoria Nipple Slip in Sci-fi Dominatrix Photos


If you are into Romulan Dominatrix, Sean Young’s character in “Blade Runner” or hot chicks with nipple slips, then you should enjoy the new set of photos with Eva Longoria! These photos ran in “Citizen K” magazine.

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Dita Von Teese in Sexy New Wonderbra Photos

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Dita Von Teese in Sexy New Wonderbra Photos


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Dita Von Teese proves why she’s still one of the hottest chicks on the planet with a new line of lingerie from Wonderbra. I’ve got a bunch of photos from the new collection, but frankly you should go visit the Dita Von Teese Wonderbra site because they have wallpapers, and music and an iPhone app, and honestly, some smokin’ hot lingerie!

Photos copyright Wonderbra. Enjoy.

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Photos: By Request, Lily Allen Nude

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Photos: By Request, Lily Allen Nude


Danger Darling (who is a regular commenter here and one of the Beefboy’s best friends) requested some photos of British Pop Star Lily Allen. I think she just wants me to find some porn for her, but I don’t really have a problem with that. Frankly, it’s hard to find photos of Lily Allen where she’s NOT naked. I even found Furry photos.

Furry photos bitches!!!

Tell you what, if you comment as much on this site as Danger Darling, I’ll go surfing for porn for you too.

Oh, and Lily Allen absolutely must NEVER dye her hair blond again. It’s hideous. Besides that she’s pretty damn sexy.

If you want to see more of Lily Allen here’s a couple of sites for you.
Lily Allen Official Site
Lily Allen MySpace Page

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Photos: Naked Twitter with Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Adrianne Curry

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Photos: Naked Twitter with Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Adrianne Curry


A wonderful new trend has emerged… Naked Celebrity Twitter Photos! While some may characterize naked Twitter pics as an attempt to gain attention by any means necessary, the Beefboy prefers to think of it as celebrities giving back to the community in a way we can all sincerely appreciate!

Here’s photos of Katy Perry in a tub with a pizza box covering her naughty bits, Lindsey Lohan and some strategically placed hair and finally, all-time Beefboy favorite Adrianne Curry, all from Twitter posts.

Katy Perry Naked Twitter

Katy Perry Naked Twitter

Lindsay Lohan Naked Twitter

Lindsay Lohan Naked Twitter

Adrianne Curry Naked Twitter

Adrianne Curry Naked Twitter

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Beefboy’s Verified Vixen: Ariel

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Beefboy’s Verified Vixen: Ariel


Want to see more of Ariel? Click the banner below.

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