Originally Published: February 5th, 2009
My initial thought was to call the woman who had a litter of eight children my Nutsack of the Moment. But on further introspection, the real Nutsack of the Moment is the team of doctors who created this atrocity in the first place!
Let the Beefboy take a step back and make sure we’re all on the same page before I start tearing assholes wide open. The Californian woman in question had eight children due to in-vitro fertilization. This means that some doctor, or a team of doctors, placed EIGHT FERTILIZED EGGS into her cooch! Furthermore, the woman in question had no husband to assist with these eight children, AND she already had six rug rats!
Blaming the woman for having eight extra children, on top of the six she already had, is a lot like getting mad at cat ladies who own more than three cats. Yes, she’s a fucking dumbass, but she’s not a nutsack. No the nutsack, or cadre of nutsacks, starts with the doctor who put eight fertilized eggs in this woman, the team of doctors who did not question this practice, the government that allowed this child abuse to happen and the friends and family of the woman and anyone else who knew this was going on and didn’t say anything! That’s a damn village of nutsacks for you Beefanatics!
Everyone who was knowingly involved in this tragedy should be fired, disbarred, defrocked, shamed, or otherwise negated with extreme prejudice. I don’t ever want to hear about this happening again. Those poor children deserve a better fate than the one they were born into.
