Last week, authorities say Richard Heene, and others, created a hoax involving his entire family pretending that his son was trapped inside a weather balloon. Of course Richard Heene is a nutsack, as well as any of the adults involved in this hoax, but the reason he is a nutsack goes far beyond creating the hoax. The reason Heene and his co-conspirators are the Beefboy’s Nutsacks of the Moment are because he tied up emergency services, courted worldwide media attention, committed multiple crimes and put his family at risk… all because he craved fame.

In fact, I see no difference between high school losers who literally kill for media attention and Richard Henne who wanted to be a household name so bad that he would do anything and risk anything just to be famous. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, locked up and forgotten forever.

In a society that is increasingly filled with lazy people who expect recognition for doing absolutely nothing, Richard Henne is the Poster Boy of Irrelevance. Instead of being interesting, or talented, or working hard, he chooses to take a short cut with no regard for who he hurts in the process: only fame and egotism matter. Richard Heene is nearly the most vile and contemptible piece of shit that exists.

The only thing worse are those in government who do the same.

Kanye West has always been kind of a Nutsack’s Nutsack- a real old-fashioned connoisseur of Nutsackology. But this latest stunt on the MTV Video Music Awards where he grabbed the microphone away from little Taylor Swift and humiliated her on stage, is a whole new low for Kanye.

First off, Kanye is shorter than Taylor Swift, I think she could have taken him… I’m just saying. Secondly, even if you think that Taylor Swift winning that award was unjustified, it’s not her fault! Only a Giga-Nutsack, would ruin Taylor Swift’s moment in front of that crowd and the world. Only a repulsive bottom-feeding egotistical shitball would insert himself into that acceptance speech.

Thanks Kanye West! You’ve lowered the bar on being a nutsack. Again.

The term “racist” ranks right up there with the word “Nazi” with being used so often and for things that are so trivial, that they no longer have any meaning whatsoever. It’s the fault of all the people who want to demonize someone or something, without having to actually PROVE anything. It’s a short-cut for retards that have no argument in the first place.

So it’s with great displeasure that I must make Glenn Beck the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment due to calling President Obama a “racist”. Beck has a keen insight into the workings of government, and does a great job of playing watchdog over a government this is far beyond the confines of the Constitution. Unfortunately, when he calls President Obama a “racist” it becomes a diversion from the message, a message that I often agree with.

Sure, there are certainly legitimate racists (and real Nazis), but those terms have been used to describe anyone who didn’t vote for Obama in the first place, or who disagrees with his policies, or attend a Tea Party. I get the irony of calling Obama a racist, since his most retarded supporters use that tactic to shut down discussion of something they can’t defend. But, I hate that tactic coming from the left, so I refuse to accept it coming from the right.

Besides, Obama is HALF WHITE! I’m not going to go through a list justifying why our President is not a racist, and I shouldn’t have to. It’s fucking stupid.

Glenn Beck, shame on you! You should know better. Stick to the facts. The facts are much harder to dismiss.

Barbara Boxer, Senator from California, was recently in the news for telling Brigadier General Michael Walsh that calling her “ma’am” was not acceptable. Then, this week, Boxer took a smackdown from Harry C. Alford, CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce for her condescending attitude and what Alford alleges is racism.

Frankly Barbara Boxer is a salt and vinegar vagina (how do you like that title Babs?) and is a good example of the type of legislator who has grown too big for her panties and needs to be excised at the polls. Being a Senator just means that you’re our glorified servant, and over the past 20 years has lost every semblance of honor or prestige, particularly because of people like Barbara Boxer.

For that reason and many more, I’d like to congratulate Senator Barbara Boxer for being the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment. Videos of her recent transgressions follow…

Originally Published: February 5th, 2009

My initial thought was to call the woman who had a litter of eight children my Nutsack of the Moment. But on further introspection, the real Nutsack of the Moment is the team of doctors who created this atrocity in the first place!

Let the Beefboy take a step back and make sure we’re all on the same page before I start tearing assholes wide open. The Californian woman in question had eight children due to in-vitro fertilization. This means that some doctor, or a team of doctors, placed EIGHT FERTILIZED EGGS into her cooch! Furthermore, the woman in question had no husband to assist with these eight children, AND she already had six rug rats!

Blaming the woman for having eight extra children, on top of the six she already had, is a lot like getting mad at cat ladies who own more than three cats. Yes, she’s a fucking dumbass, but she’s not a nutsack. No the nutsack, or cadre of nutsacks, starts with the doctor who put eight fertilized eggs in this woman, the team of doctors who did not question this practice, the government that allowed this child abuse to happen and the friends and family of the woman and anyone else who knew this was going on and didn’t say anything! That’s a damn village of nutsacks for you Beefanatics!

Everyone who was knowingly involved in this tragedy should be fired, disbarred, defrocked, shamed, or otherwise negated with extreme prejudice. I don’t ever want to hear about this happening again. Those poor children deserve a better fate than the one they were born into.