Last weekend White House Communications Director Anita Dunn said, “Fox News operates almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party,” and “Let’s not pretend they’re a news network.” Last month Obama snubbed Fox News by giving interviews with every major news outlet, including Univision, but excluding Fox. No offense to Univision, but if you want to see a cheesy Spanish language game show, or a soccer match, Univision is unparalleled, but if you want some news Univision is not my first stop. No matter how you slice it, Obama has declared war on Fox News.

Let’s put aside, for a moment, that NBC has become a cheerleader for everything liberal, and MSNBC is proud to be a cocksucking crack whore for Obama. Let’s even accept Dunn’s self-serving and fallacious premise that Fox News is an arm of the Republican party. If you wanted to explain your side of the issues and win over the opposition, then you should seek out opportunities to debate with those who have a different opinion. An administration who campaigned on “openness” and “transparency” would want to face their opponents head-on, right? A real man certainly would.

Instead, President Obama allows surrogates and pundits to fight his battles for him. He hides behind public appearances where he reads speeches from a teleprompter and then answers screened questions by audiences stacked with friendly supporters. He schedules interviews with every media outlet except Fox News, despite the fact that Fox has double the ratings of other cable news networks.

The only conclusion possible is that President Obama is a bitch-boy… a sissy-slut… a man-waif… a lingerie-wearing-sex-in-the-city-watching-tofu-eating-lass-with-no-lady-lumps!

A real man, with the courage of his convictions, would march right into the Fox News offices, answer every question and beat down anyone who disagreed with his rock hard penis! Instead, Obama hides in the corner and lets Anita Dunn, and Robert Gibbs and Keith Olbermann stick up for him. Instead of just answering difficult questions, Obama chooses to whine like a little puppy and run to networks that will lob softballs at him all day, and kiss his ass, and skirt their responsibility to be the opposition to anyone who is in government.

It’s time for the most powerful man in the free world to start acting like it.

Yesterday, ABC lead news anchor Charlie Gibson admitted that he didn’t know the story of James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles (as of yesterday The Beefboy’s Gladiators of the Moment) who single-handedly disgraced ACORN by posing as a pimp and a prostitute and exposing the corruption of this government funded organization. This story has been developing for Two Weeks and caused ACORN to lose the 2010 American Census and lose funding from an overwhelming vote in the senate. Even if you’re not following the story of O’Keefe and Giles, how can Charlie Gibson possibly miss the fallout? Where is the mainstream media, or Old Media on this story?

Gibson is a good example of what’s lacking in Old Media. If the guy who is the LEAD ANCHOR of ABC News knows less than the Beefboy, then Old Media has just proved conclusively how radically irrelevant they are. I don’t have a news team, so I’m not going to suggest that you should get your news from me, but I will say that I don’t exist in the Old Media Bias Bubble, so what you do learn from me is unhinged from the myopic vision of a handful of people in the elite entrenched establishment.

If Gibson is ignorant of the ACORN story, which is one of the most fascinating and important stories of the year, then what else are he and his buddies at NBC, CBS and editors at ancient newspapers missing? And what are you missing by paying attention to Old Media? What irrelevance are they currently parcelling out to the masses? If they can miss a story that has corruption, fraud and felony in a multi-national organization, funded by United States Tax dollars, then they can miss ANYTHING!

Gibson just passed the torch to cable news, the internet news of Matt Drudge and Arianna Huffington, to the boys and girls of Talk Radio, to the infotainment shows of Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert, and to the Beefboy in the blogosphere!

Thanks Charlie. You and your posse are done. Viva le Beefboy!