While President Clinton gave us “The Bill-Job” in the White House, it’s ABC News that will not only capture White House cocksucking on camera, but actually perform the act themselves! Why is the Beefboy talking about sex in the White House, and what does it have to do with Health Care and Old Media? Sit back, relax, enjoy, and let the Beefboy do what the Beefboy does best… and that’s break it right on down for you.

ABC News will devote extensive coverage on health care reform, including an interview with President Obama and the First Lady on “Good Morning America,” a White House-set telecast of “World News” and a one-hour prime-time town-hall type discussion with the President on health care on June 24. In an unprecedented display of media bias, ABC News will put on the knee pads and perform fellatio on our President while he gives us his version of government Health Scare without an ounce of counter programming.

Not only has ABC not invited opponents to express their opinion, they have denied opponents the opportunity to BUY ads during the presentations to counter the Obama Administration. Can the bias be any more clear Beefanatics? Oh, and just in case some nutsacks want to debate on this, let the Beefboy shut down this discussion right now. A recent study of campaign contributions by ABC News employees shows that they gave 1000 PERCENT MORE to Obama than McCain in the recent election.

There will be a point where the media’s disregard for journalistic integrity will lead to a tragic event; an event that could have been prevented or exposed if Old Media didn’t have their nose so far up President Obama’s rarified rectum. Obama’s Health Scare could possibly be that event, since passage of a multi-trillion dollar government program runs the real risk of literally destroying this nation.

Once the media decides to abdicate their job to stand in opposition to the word of government, and fight with everything in their being to bring the truth to the masses, then the media has outlived their purpose. There is a good case to be made that broadcast network news and the nation’s newspapers are already superfluous, and ABC’s latest antic is just a demonstration of how blind they are to their own demise. The rapidly declining ratings of broadcast news and the decimated circulation of newspapers back up that premise.

What ABC News and the rest of Old Media don’t understand is; if you are the butt-boy of government, then we don’t need you. We can get propaganda directly from the source. What we really need is a vigorous, unbiased and powerful independent entity that will challenge every single word that passes from a politician’s mouth… and that means ALL POLITICIANS, even if you voted for them. Too bad that Old Media has categorically failed on that front.

Long live Cable News, Talk Radio and The Internet!

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Originally Published: February 2, 2009

The January 22nd, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone Magazine has an illustration of President Bush on the cover with these exact words, “EXCLUSIVE! BUSH APOLOGIZES – The Farewell Interview We Wish He’s Give – By Matt Tiabbi”

I have some big problems with this mock interview. At best, this is a masturbatory exercise by Matt Tiabbi. I’m sure he wrote this “interview” with his boxers around his ankles and a bottle of lotion close by. Any pretense at journalistic integrity is officially dead and should be buried along with the Bush Presidency. The indignant nature that the press answers allegations of abject bias should be countered with this article and sound bites of NBC election coverage that includes, but is not limited to, Chris Mathews admitting that he “feels a tingle” go up his leg when he listens to Obama speak.

There’s enough disconnect between reality and fantasy regarding the general public and politics as it is. I had one woman come into my office, pick up the issue, say, “He’s not smiling now,” and walk out! It’s a fucking ILLUSTRATED COVER (above) for fucks sake! They could have made him green, or give him sticks for hair, OR MAKE HIM LOOK SAD! 

Furthermore, that co-worker is a good example of the general populace, who get their political news from Oprah and John Stewart and SNL. They are so fired up and confident about their opinions but it’s all based on half truths, bullshit and comedy. People don’t pay attention and they don’t get any more information than sound bites and the headline. If Rolling Stone has a forlorn Bush on the cover with the words “Bush Apologizes” most people will accept that as fact and go watch American Idol. And Rolling Stone KNOWS THAT!

A hundred years ago we had to deal with Yellow Journalism, which was the practice of running sensationalistic headlines in lieu of hard news. Now, we’ve got that, but it’s coupled with an exceptionally short attention span from a misinformed, ignorant and uninterested populace, and a tendency of the media to break everything into sound bites and presenting fantasy scenarios or comedy as real news. The Beefboy calls that Nano Journalism (trademark and copyright 2009 by the Beefboy) and it’s dangerous. 

So, to demonstrate the absurdity and power of Nano Journalism, the Beefboy is going to conduct a series of Interviews I Wish I’d Done. Stay Tuned.