The last few days The Beefboy Rants has absolutely exploded! We’ve gotten four times the usual visitors for the site, double the number of hits and triple the number of page views, so thank you very much Beefanatics!

I think it’s important to note what a worldwide audience I have as well. America makes up about a third of my visitors. English speaking countries including the U.K., Australia and Canada make up another third. That means that countries like South Africa, Russia, the United Arab Emirates, Indonesia, France, Ukraine, China and more… up to well over one hundred nations… all are visiting the Beefboy Rants daily!

That means that my views are getting out to an ever-growing audience of Beefanatics from around the world! Some people may be hearing the raw truth for the first time ever. Welcome! Lend the Beefboy your eyes and ears and I’ll show you things you’ve never seen or heard before!

This is a revolution. The Beefboy Revolution. Pick up your mouse and join me!

Let the Beef boy give you the real scoop on the latest missile test by Munchkin King, Kim Jong-il. This missile test was not done to affect political change. This missile test was not done to piss off China, South Korea or Japan. This test was not even to learn more about the science and application of launching long range missiles.

Kim Jong-il (The Munchkin King) launched that missile to test one thing and one thing only… our new President Barack Obama.

This is the first test of many to come. In the days preceding the launch, President Obama “cautioned” The Munchkin King. So, Kim Jong-il just gave a head-wagging “Now What? Bitch!” to the United States.

If President Obama comes out with some new sanctions, puts North Korea back on the terrorist list, contacts his Daddy (China) and moves a couple of carriers closer to North Korea, then The Munchkin King will piss his pantaloons and go back to jacking off to midget porn, like usual.

If, on the other hand, Obama wags his finger and pleads to the United Nations and gives a couple of warm and fuzzy speaches on the subject, then the other leaders of the world toilet nations will take note. And the tests will keep coming… and coming… and coming.

Watch and learn Beefanatics!