Everyone knows a girl who loves dating assholes and despite all the abuse they take, they refuse to admit how fucking stupid they are to keep dating a douchbag. Typically, their excuse is, “But I love him!”… as if that explains why they refuse to accept the reality of their situation or the repetition of their mistakes.

Yesterday, President Obama demonstrated his own form of Abused Girlfriend Syndrome. Faced with the undeniable repudiation of his own Presidency, following the crushing defeat in the Massachusetts vote, Obama told George Stephanopolis that the voters were reacting to the last eight years of government. Yes, Beefanatics, President Obama, our Girlfriend-in-Chief, blamed the loss of Ted Kennedy’s seat on George Bush.

What we have here is a demonstration of a complete inability for President Obama to take any responsibility for his own actions. Obama is incapable of even acknowledging that we don’t care for or want his socialist policies. What the Tea Party protesters proved last year, and the voters in Massachusetts shouted on Tuesday, is that the majority of us are fucking fed up with the direction of our government… and brother… like it or not… Obama is The Government.

President Obama gives, “But they love me!” as his excuse for denying reality. How many years is it going to take for Obama to admit that he’s in charge and that our voice and our elections are a reaction to him and his policies? According to Obama, we’re still in the Bush Administration. Once again, I ask that President Obama nut-up and act like a man, instead of a lovesick abused girlfriend. I think we all know by now that he’s not going to do that. His ego won’t allow the possibility that we don’t love him.

President Clinton learned from his mistakes and sought the center after the 1994 elections, and ruled for eight years. President Obama seems unwilling to learn from his mistakes which means he will join President Carter in the dustbin of history as a failure. Despite the masturbatory fantasies of progressives, America is still a center-right country, and ruling from the far left is a recipe for disaster.

The video below is an egregious example of what Obama promised the American public versus what has actually happened. Candidate Obama was very clear about a new type of government that was supposed to be open and devoid of lobbyists. President Obama has allowed special interests to run wild over the health care debate, and the process of crafting the health care legislation has been the most secretive process in recent memory (Pelosi and Reid are behind closed doors right now working on the final bill).

If you doubt what I’m telling you, maybe you should put your Kool-Aid swilling bias aside for a moment and watch the video below. It will be a stunning revelation of how we were, once again, being promised a new government, and instead are given more of the same old bullshit.

Oh, and here’s the official response on the video above from nutsack White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, who is the poster boy of incompetency.

It’s possible that this website is the only thing standing between me and a heart attack. I’ve been screaming at friends, the television and radio for the past few days about the Crotch Bomber on the Christmas Day Northwest flight. Now it’s time for me to get this off my chest and scream at you. So sit back, relax, enjoy, and let the Beefboy do, what the Beefboy does best… and that’s break it right on down for you.

The biggest issue that I have is that the Crotch Bomber was on a terrorist watch list. His father informed us in November 2009 that his son had become a card-carrying terrorist. Despite the warning, the Crotch Bomber received a travel visa from the USA and walked on board the plane without even being searched or questioned.

What we have Beefanatics, is the illusion of security bolstered by the burlesque performance we must go through at the airport, instead of real security that would require Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano and President Obama to actually do their job. The bottom line is, you are not safe from terrorism until we nut-up and stop being politically correct. As Obama is fond of saying, let me be clear, I’m not letting Bush off the hook either. Many of the problems we have with security were started under the Bush Administration and are only being exacerbated under Obama.

Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security Secretary, was one of Obama’s first appointments. She’s been on the job for a little under one year and has demonstrated that she is far more concerned with hurting terrorist’s feelings than she is with protecting America and its guests. Her first acts were to change the word “terrorist” to “man-caused disaster”, and change “the Global War on Terror” to “the Overseas Contingency Operation”. Thank God she took care of that – right? She also scuttled the color warning code (okay that actually was a useless piece of shit).

So let me ask you these questions. If you were appointed as the nation’s chief of security would your first priority be to change the language of the previous administration? How does changing these words make you and me safer? Does it sound like security is Napolitano’s first concern or is politics the first concern? As Billy Mays would say… don’t answer that; there’s more!

When the Fort Hood terrorist killed 13 and injured over 30 people, Napolitano’s official take was that this was the act of a crazy man with no political or religious motivations and most importantly not to “jump to conclusions.” Of course we soon discovered that he had direct communication with terrorists and exhibited political and religious extremism several years prior to his terrorist attack. The fact that he was a Muslim actually shielded him from being scrutinized by his military superiors or by the FBI, for fear of offending the little darling. Under Obama, political correctness is literally fatal.

Fast forward to this weekend when Napolitano made the rounds on the Sunday news programs. She beamed about the way passengers, crew and everyone else reacted to the botched attack. Her official take was how our security system worked “like clockwork.” Of course, when pressed on the massive failure of keeping the Crotch Bomber off the flight in the first place, she blamed it on Bush and said there would be a review. Way to absolve yourself of any responsibility Janet! Maybe you should have had a review when you took the job, instead of working so hard on new ways to say “terrorist”!

President Obama took a few moments on Monday (four days after the attack) to comment on his administration’s failure to protect the people on the Northwest flight. On one hand Obama says that this is an “isolated extremist” and on the other hand he vowed not to “rest until we find all who were involved and hold them accountable.” So which is it Mr. President? Did the man do this alone, or was he supported by a terrorist network?

We already know the answer to that and have for four fucking days! Al Qaeda took responsibility for the attack and the Crotch Bomber has ties to the Yemen terror network and to terrorists who were released from Guantanamo Bay. In fact, a British newspaper is reporting that there are another 25 men who have been trained to bomb airlines! And again, the man’s own father told us in November that he was a terrorist. If I know that, then the President knows that. Like Napolitano, Obama is bending over backward to downplay, obfuscate, omit and abdicate all responsibility for the terrorist attack.

Frankly, Obama and Napolitano think that you are too stupid to figure out that they are woefully inept at keeping us safe. Their reaction is to do some reviews and have travelers do a new song-and-dance routine when they fly. Among other things, airline passengers lose the ability to see their progress on seat monitors, must stay in their seat for the final hour of flight and must not have anything in their lap for the last hour. Apparently our leaders think terrorists can’t wear a watch and figure out how long they have left in their flight! Millions of travelers are being poked, prodded and punished for the actions of a handful of men, and it’s all for nothing.

Instead of real security, we have the illusion of security, solely for the purpose of making you feel safe, and only effective in harassing the innocent. What we need to do is eradicate political correctness and start dealing with terrorism with common sense, investigation and profiling. If, like the Fort Hood terrorist, you are well known for your radical views and the FBI is following your internet activities, you should be removed from the military, rather than promoted. If, like the Crotch Bomber, you end up on a terrorist watch list, you should be pulled aside and questioned and searched, before you ever get on a jet to the civilized world.

Does any of that sound extreme to you? Or rather, does it sound like the bare minimum that we should be doing to protect lives?

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has become the Illusionist-in-Chief, consumed with ways to gloss-over threats instead of eradicating them. President Obama is overly concerned with the feelings of our enemies instead of the security of this nation. He should fire Homeland Security Clown Napolitano immediately, wake up, and get serious about terrorism before there is a major attack on his watch, because brother… it’s coming.

I realize that would require Obama to get his lazy ass out of Hawaii and stay off the fucking golf course, but that shouldn’t be a problem for a man obsessed with change.

See? Since I got that off my chest, I feel much better!

Last week, Michaele and Tareq Salahi went to a White House state dinner that they were not invited to. I waited a few days to comment on this because I wanted to see how it shook out before I made my opinion known. I think the verdict is in… they tried to get an invite, but when they didn’t, they went anyway, played party crashers and even met the President.

Yes, this is an indictment on the Secret Service and even the President himself for this breach in security. Obviously the President wasn’t in harm’s way from the Salahis but that’s beside the point. If they got in, so could someone with ill intent. Clearly, both the Secret Service and the President is embarrassed at their mistake, so they would like to see this story buried. I have a different request though.

Long before this incident, the Salahis have gained a reputation for attending events they were not invited to. They also are trying to get on some stupid fucking reality show about the housewives of D.C. The Salahis are serial narcissists. Fuck them. The Salahis are the Beefboy’s Nutsacks of the Moment!

I see absolutely no difference between the parents of the Balloon Boy and the Salahis. They both think the world owes them fame and they don’t care what laws they break, or whose lives they put in danger to achieve that fame. It’s fame at all costs and it must be punished. I want to see the Salahis get prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and forced to do time in the worst jail we can find… in Bolivia.

Let’s give them the fame they seek and take photos and videos of them strolling into their jail cells and becoming some drug addict’s bitch! Then we can do a reality series showing all the other fucking publicity whores what happens when you do anything to be famous. In fact, let’s throw the Balloon Boy’s parents in there too!

Reality Jail! This spring on A&E!

All good sci-fi uses the genre to explore current events, social and political issues in a way that allows the viewer to see the world in a new light. I’m not sure how this ever got past the network goons at ABC, but “V” has socialism, idol worship, a biased press and the Obama administration squarely in its sights! In fact, after seeing the first episode of “V”, the Beefboy is wondering if anyone has checked to see if Raum Emanuel has lizard skin beneath his human flesh suit!

Much like our socialist friends, the aliens in “V” are clearly reading Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals”. They have infiltrated positions of power and influence all over the world. By the time the alien spacecraft show up, they have already laid the seeds to destroy the human race. The Visitors promise peace and are proud of their one world government. They come as our saviors, offering us their technology, and literally promising to give us “Universal Health Care!” And no, I’m not making this up.

The Visitors have a charismatic leader too. “Anna”, played by Morena Baccarin, is one of the hottest aliens of all time! As an aside, I tried to create a good Beefboy Gallery of Morena, but for some reason there are almost no hot photos of her available. I’m not sure how, or why, someone as outrageously sexy as Morena hasn’t done a shoot with every men’s magazine on the planet, but it just hasn’t happened Beefanatics… now back to the review.

Much like our own President Obama, Anna threatens to cancel an interview if she’s asked any questions which don’t paint her and the Visitors in a positive light. She’s a hit with the Middle East and Europe too, since she can speak all foreign languages concurrently. She loves being on TV almost as much as Obama, but seriously, not even a fictional alien can keep up with his media schedule.

Besides being the first program on mainstream television that is willing to be critical of our current administration, “V” is smart and sexy sci-fi. The actors do a good job with their roles, the writing is tight and the direction is solid. While “V” is not necessarily exceptional in any aspect, it is much better effort than ABC’s “Defying Gravity.” Most series get better over time when the writers and actors find their voices. If “V” continues to improve (and it could go either way) then it could aspire to excellence.

I can see the possibilities of developing the plot of the “human ambassadors” who are enamored with the Visitors and will be asked to spy on their fellow man. The human resistance (Tea Party types) will have to ride the line between opposing the Visitors while having to fight their own media and government. The traitor Visitors, who sympathize with the humans, are another aspect that holds a lot of potential. Needless to say, there is a lot of room for intrigue and biting commentary, if ABC and the creators have the balls to follow through with the promise of their pilot episode.

And to the executives at ABC: If you can get Morena Baccarin in some lingerie for a Maxim magazine spread, it wouldn’t exactly hurt your ratings. Hell, send her over the Beefcave and I’ll take some pictures of her! Just saying…

The health care bill is heading for a vote in the House of Representatives this week. I think it’s time to call bullshit when we see it. This bill must die a brutal and horrible death, or that’s the fate our country will face. I’m going to make my case for why this bill has nothing to do with health care and everything to do with taxing you and controlling you, then you can decide if you need to call your representative or not.

Have you noticed that Democrats are calling this bill “deficit neutral”? What the fuck is that phrase? I never heard it before this bill! You’ll notice that Democrats are not saying that this bill won’t cost anything, because it most certainly will. The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office says the health care bill will cost taxpayers $1,200,000,000,000 over the next ten years. I put all the zeros on that because 1.2 trillion minimizes the actual number. It’s a fucking budget buster Beefanatics! Furthermore, I challenge you to find an estimate from the government that hasn’t been woefully small compared to the actual costs over time.

What “deficit neutral” means, simply defined, is that those nutsacks in Congress are going to tax the shit out of you to pay for their bill. The House bill is just shy of two thousand pages and it is stacked high with taxes on just about everything you can imagine. If you think covering the costs on $1.2 trillion is not going to affect you, then you’re a fucking idiot! It’s going to hit every productive American square in the wallet. Care to debate that? Bring it.

The much-touted “public option” is so important to socialists because it gets them one step closer to a full-fledged government control of your health care. If you enjoy the efficiency and warm-hearted care you get at the Department of Motor Vehicles, then you’re going to LOVE dealing with government bureaucracy when you have a cold. President Obama and Senator Barney “the Hutt” Frank (the Beefboy’s 2008 Nutsack of the Year Award Winner) have both admitted that the “public option” is the first step to full-fledged government takeover of the health care system. Ignore me at your peril.

Just to make sure that you know this bill has nothing to do with insuring the un-insured, the non-partisan CBO has found that the “public option” in the House health care bill will only be used by 2% of those under 65. So what exactly is the purpose of this bill? Again, it’s about control over you.

If you sincerely wanted to reform health care and cut costs to consumers you would do two things in particular. First, you would allow insurance companies to practice equally over state lines. Right now, only a handful of companies are represented in any one state. Real competition will drive prices lower (look at what competition did for auto insurance, for example). Secondly, you would restrict how much lawyers can sue doctors for, so that malpractice insurance rates weren’t sky high, and obscure duplicate procedures were not necessary to cover a doctor’s ass.

The reforms I just laid out would actually drive costs down and create less government intervention. What I just proposed is is not in the health care bill. Why? Simply because driving costs down and empowering the individual is exactly the opposite goal of the legislation! It’s about taxing you and controlling you. The House bill creates 111 new government bureaucracies. It will conservatively cost you $1.2 trillion dollars in new taxes. Pelosi’s Health Scare Bill is porn for socialists.

The true tragedy here is that we are wasting an opportunity to do real health care reform. A sincere health care reform bill would include my cost-cutting proposals and ideas like portability, transparency, electronic health care records and placing more control in the hands of the individual, instead of a faceless government bureaucracy. Some of these ideas are an afterthought in the bill and others are omitted entirely.

What we’re being offered in the way of health care reform is actually a spending orgy and a concerted effort to grow government and take power away from you and put it in the hands of politicians. If the economy was booming it would be a great way to send us into a recession; given the current economic crisis, it could destroy our way of life. Moreover, we are looking at a bill that could give Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid the power to make your most intimate decisions for you. Remember, this is just the first step in a grand scheme for government to own health care outright.

Hopefully you’re reaching for your phone to call your Representative right now. I pray it’s not too late.

Last weekend White House Communications Director Anita Dunn said, “Fox News operates almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party,” and “Let’s not pretend they’re a news network.” Last month Obama snubbed Fox News by giving interviews with every major news outlet, including Univision, but excluding Fox. No offense to Univision, but if you want to see a cheesy Spanish language game show, or a soccer match, Univision is unparalleled, but if you want some news Univision is not my first stop. No matter how you slice it, Obama has declared war on Fox News.

Let’s put aside, for a moment, that NBC has become a cheerleader for everything liberal, and MSNBC is proud to be a cocksucking crack whore for Obama. Let’s even accept Dunn’s self-serving and fallacious premise that Fox News is an arm of the Republican party. If you wanted to explain your side of the issues and win over the opposition, then you should seek out opportunities to debate with those who have a different opinion. An administration who campaigned on “openness” and “transparency” would want to face their opponents head-on, right? A real man certainly would.

Instead, President Obama allows surrogates and pundits to fight his battles for him. He hides behind public appearances where he reads speeches from a teleprompter and then answers screened questions by audiences stacked with friendly supporters. He schedules interviews with every media outlet except Fox News, despite the fact that Fox has double the ratings of other cable news networks.

The only conclusion possible is that President Obama is a bitch-boy… a sissy-slut… a man-waif… a lingerie-wearing-sex-in-the-city-watching-tofu-eating-lass-with-no-lady-lumps!

A real man, with the courage of his convictions, would march right into the Fox News offices, answer every question and beat down anyone who disagreed with his rock hard penis! Instead, Obama hides in the corner and lets Anita Dunn, and Robert Gibbs and Keith Olbermann stick up for him. Instead of just answering difficult questions, Obama chooses to whine like a little puppy and run to networks that will lob softballs at him all day, and kiss his ass, and skirt their responsibility to be the opposition to anyone who is in government.

It’s time for the most powerful man in the free world to start acting like it.

The commander of our forces in Afghanistan recently asked for 40,000 more troops to complete his mission. Our President, who was extremely anxious, or as he would say “wee-wee’d up” over quickly spending a trillion dollars on the stimulus bill, and who wanted to fundamentally change our health care system overnight, chose to sit on the decision to send more troops. Never mind that the violence is growing in Afghanistan. Never mind that President Obama campaigned on how important the war in Afghanistan is. For some reason, this decision gets very little priority.

Look, we all know that Obama is going to take it in the nuts from his own side if he sends more troops to Afghanistan. We also know that he’d rather not alienate his buddies on this issue before he gets his health care bill passed. That’s fine, and I sympathize with that, but being President of the United States is not for sissies.

When you have a General tell you that he needs 40,000 more troops then you have two choices. Either put those troops on a plane, or get the troops that are in harm’s way the hell out of there. Period. End of story. You don’t win wars by fucking around, or by second-guessing your commanders. If you don’t have the resolve to win a war, then at least do the right thing and get our boys and girls the fuck out of there.

It takes a real leader to do something against his flock and make a decision that is hard or unpopular. Here is a chance for Obama to make a quick decision that could actually save lives. It took our President six months to decide what kind of dog he wanted. Let’s hope he doesn’t give this decision the same priority.

I recently noted that ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson knew less than the Beefboy because he was unaware of the story of the two activists who exposed ACORN, and didn’t follow-up when he heard that the 2010 Census dropped ACORN’s services and the Senate de-funded ACORN over the charges of corruption and felony activity.

On Sunday, during an interview on This Week with George Stephanopoulos, President Barack Obama, admitted that he was unaware that ACORN even received any government funding, despite the fact that ACORN’s funding was one of the many things that outraged the populace when he signed the stimulus bill! So, not only is our President saying that he knows less than The Beefboy, he also is saying that he doesn’t even know what’s in the stimulus bill he signed!!!

Is there any question why people are clogging town halls and the streets of Washington D.C. to complain about their leaders?

This is brilliant. And very funny.

I wanted to make sure and get this up on my site. It’s a speech that President Obama gave before the NAACP recently and it should be watched by every child and every parent. No matter what race you are, these words should resound with you. It should be played once a week in every classroom across the United States. Obama’s “No Excuses” speech is just as salient and just as relevant for the times as Lincoln’s “Gettysburg Address” and Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech. Seriously.

This is just an excerpt. Watch it and tell me what you think.

Here’s an excerpt of a page from the White House website.

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Is this serious? Did we suddenly wake up in 1984? The novel… not the year.

I would love to know what Obama’s supporters would have said if Bush suggested you rat out your friend’s emails or if you see something on the web that was “fishy” report it directly to the fucking Federal Imperial Government!

President Obama explained this today as trying to “be open”. Really? Read that paragraph again and tell me if it sounds like the voice of Dr. Phil, or rather, Darth Vader.

In the novel 1984, the three slogans for the ruling party were, “War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.” The Beefboy would like to add “Truth is Disinformation” to the new ruling party slogans. Apparently, we are now subject to being reported to the government for our discourse. Does this foster “openness” (maybe Obama means Glasnost from the USSR?) or does this truly create the “chill wind” that Tim Robbins was so concerned about years ago?

I think the language about the Health Care bill coming from both President Obama and congress is contradictory, amorphous and convoluted at best. In fact I’d call it downright FISHY! Maybe we should report their speeches to “flag@whitehouse.gov”!

And by all means, send the Beefboy Rants to the White House. I need the publicity!

Dig it!
- The Beefboy
Unofficial Disinformation Czar for President Obama

The term “racist” ranks right up there with the word “Nazi” with being used so often and for things that are so trivial, that they no longer have any meaning whatsoever. It’s the fault of all the people who want to demonize someone or something, without having to actually PROVE anything. It’s a short-cut for retards that have no argument in the first place.

So it’s with great displeasure that I must make Glenn Beck the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment due to calling President Obama a “racist”. Beck has a keen insight into the workings of government, and does a great job of playing watchdog over a government this is far beyond the confines of the Constitution. Unfortunately, when he calls President Obama a “racist” it becomes a diversion from the message, a message that I often agree with.

Sure, there are certainly legitimate racists (and real Nazis), but those terms have been used to describe anyone who didn’t vote for Obama in the first place, or who disagrees with his policies, or attend a Tea Party. I get the irony of calling Obama a racist, since his most retarded supporters use that tactic to shut down discussion of something they can’t defend. But, I hate that tactic coming from the left, so I refuse to accept it coming from the right.

Besides, Obama is HALF WHITE! I’m not going to go through a list justifying why our President is not a racist, and I shouldn’t have to. It’s fucking stupid.

Glenn Beck, shame on you! You should know better. Stick to the facts. The facts are much harder to dismiss.

If you have any question about what the goal of the Health Scare Legislation that’s running through congress, please check out the video below.

Look, if you want to eliminate private health care, then fine… just have the fucking balls to say so. Make your case before the American public. Don’t insult us with half-truths and lies.

Thanks to Pump and Ryan for sending this montage to me (they knew I’d love it).

On Sunday, Meet the Press featured Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius talking about the Health Care legislation that is currently in congress. What the Obama Administration and congress tells us is that the purpose of the legislation is to cut health care costs. Okay. Good.

When “Meet the Press” moderator David Gregory pointed out, three times, that the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office says that the Health Care legislation will do nothing to cut costs, and may actually drive costs up, Kathleen Sebelius’ only response was this legislation was a work-in-progress and that we would get to the cost-cutting down the road. Then, in the same fucking interview, Sebelius stressed how important it was to pass this legislation AS FAST AS POSSIBLE to help the economy by cutting costs!

Uhmmm… didn’t we just establish that the Health Care legislation DOESN’T HELP CUT COSTS?!!!

Have you noticed that everything… EVERYTHING, is now justified by telling you that we desperately need new legislation to save the economy? And more importantly, it must be done as quickly as possible. The Omnibus Government Spending bill had to be passed as quick as possible for the sake of the economy. The Stimulus Spending bill had to be passed as quick as possible for the sake of the economy. The Waxman/Markey Cap and Trade Tax bill had to be passed as quick as possible for the sake of the economy. Now, the Health Care Reform bill has to be passed as quick as possible to save us from the evil economy.

All of the bills I just mentioned are designed to do anything but help the economy. The Cap and Trade bill alone could decimate the economy by placing the largest tax on the backs of Americans in the history of the country (and it affects everyone from the dirty poor to the filthy rich). The Omnibus bill saddled the country with a budget-busting spending spree. The Stimulus bill was touted as the only thing that could save us from having over 8% unemployment, and now we’re well on our way to 10% unemployment nationwide. Do you see a pattern Beefanatics?

In March, Chief of Staff Raum Emanuel said “You never want a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton quickly followed Emanuel’s statement by saying, “Never waste a good crisis,” in front of the European Parliament. The Obama Administration isn’t even hiding the fact that they seek to use fear to pass whatever their pet legislation is! Solving the problem is NOT THE GOAL! Taking away your liberties and grabbing unprecedented power is the overarching goal of everything that is coming out of congress and being signed by President Obama.

And what’s the rush? Simply put, our leaders know that we’re not paying attention right now and that everyone is basking in the glow of a new President, with oodles of charisma. The press is happy because they got their guy. People are more concerned with Michelle Obama’s toned arms, and Michael Jackson dying and an ugly woman who has a pretty voice on Britain’s Got Talent. Yes, we’re concerned with the economy, but we assume that our leaders have our best interests at heart, so we let them do their thing while they steal our freedom right under our noses. The longer they wait to pass the Health Care legislation the more likely that we will wake up and cry foul… in fact, it’s starting to happen already.

I know some people don’t want to believe that their leaders are on a power-grab and using fear to accomplish their goals. I know that some people want to believe that I’m only picking on our current leaders, because that would allow them to ignore me and the facts. However, using fear to justify restriction of our civil liberties and grab power has been around long before Obama. “The War on Drugs,” established by the Nixon Administration, and carried through until today, has given lawmakers all kinds of new powers that are explicitly not allowed by the Constitution. “The War on Terror,” established during the Bush Administration, has been used to justify vast expanded powers over the populace and shady international policy. Do you really feel safer with Homeland Security and the Transportation Security Administration, or do you feel lighter in the wallet and more harassed than ever?

Now the pendulum has swung the other direction and the Obama Administration wants to use fear to control business, energy and health care. These leaders are so brazen they are actually telling you straight out that they are using this crisis to steal your liberties! I don’t care if its conservative pet projects or liberal pet projects, lying to us for the purpose of destroying our civil rights and expanding the powers of government is never acceptable.

The next time you hear the talking points “economic crisis” or “we have to pass this legislation as quickly as possible,” then please take a moment and look at what they are proposing. If it grows government or gives them expanded powers over some aspect of your life, then it’s complete bullshit. It’s a power grab.

Just a simple reminder from your friendly neighborhood Beefboy!

Above is a photo of President Barack Obama and President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out the ass of a passing 16 year-old representative from Brazil. The girl, whose name is Mayara Tavares is undoubtedly going to be at the center of an international media storm, because any woman whose ass can catch the attention of two such prominent leaders is due some recognition.

ABC News is quick to defend Obama and if you watch the video there is some debate on his involvement. However, I’d respect him more if I knew he was just a normal red-blooded American male, who took a peek.

Be honest, you just checked her out yourself!

Thanks to Ryan at work for getting this to me.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern gathered with some Holy Rollers in the rotunda of the Oklahoma legislature this last weekend and gave the world a “Proclamation For Morality,” sang some hymns and sacrificed a goat – or something. The gist of the piece (below) was a litany of quotes from our Founding Fathers about God and some spurious and fallacious statements about the connection between morality and gays and the economy (no, I’m not making that up, again you can read it at the end of my article). So what is the role of religion in government and in the Republican party? Sit back, relax, enjoy, and let the Beefboy do, what the Beefboy does best… and that’s break it right on down for you!

Sally Kern, and her desire to create law “by The Book”, is a relic of a bygone age. I keep hoping that Natural or Un-Natural Selection will rid us of the Religousaurus in politics, but we haven’t had a good extinction-level event yet. Let me say that I have no problem at all with Sally and her ilk delivering a “Proclamation For Morality” from her local church, or sacrificing goats for that matter, but when you bring that silliness into a legislative body, then you insult the Founding Fathers who fought so hard to keep us from having wizards, clerics and popes dictate law.

Frankly Sally, if you want religion in your government, then you should look into a move to Iran. They’re big on morality too! You’ll love it! Of course, you’ll have no freedom whatsoever and you’ll have no rights as a woman, but by Allah… you’ll have some fucking morality!!!

Meanwhile, let’s look at the bigger picture. Sally Kern is one reason (but only one!) that Republicans are stupid. Over the past nine months, starting with Bush and the Democratic Congress, and continuing with Obama, they have spent money like Paris Hilton on vacation in Paris, France. The nutsacks in charge have expanded the spending and the role of government like never before, rapidly creating a socialist utopia that will enslave and impoverish the United States in record time.

If you are in the opposition party (unfortunately we only have two legitimate parties), now is the time to be the voice of REASON. Republicans have an opportunity to gain ground by appealing to people who are upset at the explosion of government spending and a government who is creeping far outside of the limits imposed by our Constitution. Instead, you have Republican Governor Mark Sanford travelling to Venezuela to fuck hot Latinas, Republican Governor Sarah Palin quitting her job mid-stream because only “dead fish go with the flow” and Sally Kern wagging her finger at us because women are not wearing burkas in strip clubs. Sally and the gang are focused on bullshit and other Republican leaders are doing everything under the sun to undermine the most important message.

Republican stupidity is stunning! You’d think after getting their pious ass reamed in the congressional elections of 2006, or the presidential elections of 2008, that the GOP would consider dropping bullshit like “Proclamations of Morality” and try to appeal to people who want LESS GOVERNMENT! Some people never learn and I could care less if Republicans ever get in power again, as long as we get a viable third party who can focus on what’s important instead of devising new ways for government to spend my money or tell me what to do.

And finally, to Sally and her supporters, I leave you with the words of Jesus, who said, “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s.”

Dig it! Amen.

- The Beefboy

Oh, and Sally, I’m also making you the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment. Congratulations!

SALLY KERN’S OKLAHOMA CITIZEN’S PROCLAMATION FOR MORALITY

We the People of Oklahoma, Invoking the guidance of Almighty God, in order to
secure and perpetuate the blessing of Liberty; to secure just and rightful Government; to promote
our mutual Welfare and Happiness, do establish this proclamation and call upon the people of the
great State of Oklahoma, and our fellow Patriots in these United States of America who look to
the Lord for guidance, to acknowledge the need for a national awakening of righteousness in our
land.

WHEREAS, “It is Religion and Morality alone, which can establish the Principles upon
which Freedom can securely stand” (John Adams); and

WHEREAS, “We have no government armed with power capable of contending with
human passions unbridled by Religion and Morality” (John Adams); and

WHEREAS, “Our Constitution was made only for a Moral and Religious people” (John
Adams); and

WHEREAS, “We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the
power of government…but upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity
of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to
the Ten Commandments of God” (James Madison); and

WHEREAS, “Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that
belongs to us by the laws of God (Benjamin Franklin); and

WHEREAS, “God who gave us life gave us liberty and can the liberties of a nation be
thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the
people that these liberties are of the Gift of God” (Thomas Jefferson); and

WHEREAS, “Whether any free government can be permanent, where the public
worship of God, and the support of Religion, constitute no part of the policy or duty of the state”
(Joseph Story); and

WHEREAS, “We hold sacred the rights of conscience, and promise to the people…the
free and undisturbed exercise of their religion” (Roger Sherman); and

WHEREAS, “This great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians”
(Patrick Henry); and

WHEREAS, “When you…exercise the right of voting for public officers, let it be
impressed upon your mind that God commands you to choose just men who will rule in the fear of
God” (Noah Webster); and

WHEREAS, “The principles of genuine Liberty and of wise laws and administrations
are to be drawn from the Bible” (Noah Webster); and

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the
Creator of the Universe; and

WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national
moral crisis; and

WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion,
pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and
many other forms of debauchery; and

WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking
the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and

WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused
to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of
Prayer; and

WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States
disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to
an immoral behavior;

NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials
of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to
the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma
and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the
HOLY BIBLE; and

BE IT RESOLVED that we, the undersigned, believers in the One True God and His
only Son, call upon all to join with us in recognizing that “Blessed is the Nation whose God is the
Lord,” and humbly implore all who love Truth and Virtue to live above reproach in the sight of God
and man with a firm reliance on the leadership and protection of Almighty God; and

BE IT RESOLVED that we, the undersigned, humbly call upon Holy God, our
Creator, Sustainer, and Redeemer, to have mercy on this nation, to stay His hand of judgment,
and grant a national awakening of righteousness and Christian renewal as we repent of our great
sin.

Signed on the second day of July in the year of our Lord Christ Two Thousand and Nine.

While President Clinton gave us “The Bill-Job” in the White House, it’s ABC News that will not only capture White House cocksucking on camera, but actually perform the act themselves! Why is the Beefboy talking about sex in the White House, and what does it have to do with Health Care and Old Media? Sit back, relax, enjoy, and let the Beefboy do what the Beefboy does best… and that’s break it right on down for you.

ABC News will devote extensive coverage on health care reform, including an interview with President Obama and the First Lady on “Good Morning America,” a White House-set telecast of “World News” and a one-hour prime-time town-hall type discussion with the President on health care on June 24. In an unprecedented display of media bias, ABC News will put on the knee pads and perform fellatio on our President while he gives us his version of government Health Scare without an ounce of counter programming.

Not only has ABC not invited opponents to express their opinion, they have denied opponents the opportunity to BUY ads during the presentations to counter the Obama Administration. Can the bias be any more clear Beefanatics? Oh, and just in case some nutsacks want to debate on this, let the Beefboy shut down this discussion right now. A recent study of campaign contributions by ABC News employees shows that they gave 1000 PERCENT MORE to Obama than McCain in the recent election.

There will be a point where the media’s disregard for journalistic integrity will lead to a tragic event; an event that could have been prevented or exposed if Old Media didn’t have their nose so far up President Obama’s rarified rectum. Obama’s Health Scare could possibly be that event, since passage of a multi-trillion dollar government program runs the real risk of literally destroying this nation.

Once the media decides to abdicate their job to stand in opposition to the word of government, and fight with everything in their being to bring the truth to the masses, then the media has outlived their purpose. There is a good case to be made that broadcast network news and the nation’s newspapers are already superfluous, and ABC’s latest antic is just a demonstration of how blind they are to their own demise. The rapidly declining ratings of broadcast news and the decimated circulation of newspapers back up that premise.

What ABC News and the rest of Old Media don’t understand is; if you are the butt-boy of government, then we don’t need you. We can get propaganda directly from the source. What we really need is a vigorous, unbiased and powerful independent entity that will challenge every single word that passes from a politician’s mouth… and that means ALL POLITICIANS, even if you voted for them. Too bad that Old Media has categorically failed on that front.

Long live Cable News, Talk Radio and The Internet!

Dig it!

Want to see a future America where social programs, spending and rampant liberalism rule the day? Look no further than California. California is on the precipice of a $40 billion budget shortfall this year. Governor Schwarzenegger wants to lay off over 20,000 government workers. California imports more oil than any other state. Taxed to the heavens, businesses and citizens are leaving California in droves, while illegal aliens swarm the state.

Meanwhile California is hamstringed with liberalism. Whether it’s unions that keep California from demanding results from workers, or environmentalists that keep California from using it’s abundant natural resources, or civil rights groups that prevent California from dealing effectively with illegal aliens, California is doomed! Their only answer to ANYTHING is to spend more money on bullshit (money which they don’t have, and won’t have because of all the problems I laid about above).

Forget earthquakes, global warming, or nuclear missile strikes from North Korea… what will truly destroy California are a combination of outrageous spending alongside pandering to pansy special interest groups. Argue with the Beefboy if you must (and lose), but look at the bottom line, and the underlying reasons for California’s problems, and there is only one conclusion. California is a blueprint for FAILURE.

Unfortunately, our last President, our new President, and the majority members of Congress are taking that blueprint and applying it to the United States. The Beefboy shouldn’t have to tell you what path the United States government has pursued since late last year.

Spending is not just through the roof, it’s through the atmosphere and headed to Mars! Under the guise of “Saving The Planet” (an even more arrogant and futile endeavor than the “War on Poverty” or the “War on Drugs”), our leaders are passing legislation to make energy more scarce and more expensive for everyone, despite the fact that we have abundant resources of our own, that could make energy cleaner and cheaper than ever before. Finally, we are overly concerned with payoffs and back-scratching special interest groups that are designed to either expand the power of liberal organs or pass vanity legislation to appease fraction groups. All of this will be paid for by either monetizing the debt (see the Beefboy’s article on that dangerous practice) or by taxing everyone until their wallets bleed!

And yes, that means YOU will be taxed in every conceivable way. If you think because you’re poor that you’re getting off without a hitch, hold on to your wallet while I detail what’s going to happen. Whether it’s Cap and Trade which will invisibly raise your energy bills by $3000 a year, or taxes on sugar in your soft drinks, cigarette taxes, food taxes for too much salt, taxes on fuel emissions for your car, internet usage taxes, fat taxes, sales taxes, health care taxes, death taxes or income taxes, every man, woman, child and pet will pay, and pay dearly, for this socialist utopia based on the failed experiment that is currently happening in California.

If you’re looking forward to a future America that looks like Mad Max, then by all means, let’s stay on the path that California has laid out for us. After all, the Beefboy is ready for Thunderdome… are you?

Dig it!

I’m giving President Obama props for having the courage to stand against the loony left and not release any more of the Iraq detention photos from Abu Ghraib. How old are those photos anyway? The people who crossed the line have been discovered and punished. The prison was shut down and re-opened under Iraqi authority. Those photos serve no purpose whatsoever, unless you want to endanger the life of soldiers who are serving over there right now!

Congratulations to President Obama for doing the difficult thing and standing against his party on this. However, while the President has stood in the way of releasing these photos, he did NOT issue an executive order which would have slammed this shut entirely. Only time will tell if this was merely a gesture or a solution.

The President also made the decision to allow Bush-era military tribunals to resume. Coupled with the fact that no one wants terrorists to be stored in their home state, and the fact that the Guantanamo Bay prison has tribunal facilities, makes closing down Gitmo more difficult, blatantly political and downright stupid.

See, once again, we are confronted with the reality of governing, versus campaign rhetoric. It sure is easy to call former President Bush an Evil Genius/Ignorant Cowboy, but when reality comes knocking, President Obama is rapidly adopting Bush policy to deal with terrorism. To his credit, Obama is changing his mind and leaving extreme left-wing organs to twitch in the wind.

The Beefboy is grabbing a large bag of microwave popcorn and sitting down to enjoy the Hypocrisy Show, as Obama supporters do Olympic-level contortions to justify why Bush policy was evil, but the same policy, under Obama, is enlightened and humane.

Gotcha, Nutsacks!