Posted on 23 March 2009

Bladderless nutsack terrorist Osama bin Laden has been flapping his gums a lot lately (the second broadcast in a week was just released). Mind you, we haven’t actually SEEN that sissy bitch in over half a decade, and the real Osama may be getting butt fucked by Satan as we speak, but the real issue is that with everyone worried so much about bonuses at AIG and Michael Phelps smoking some weed, no one is watching what Osama and his buddies are doing.
Posted on 23 March 2009
We have people making death threats to AIG executives and their families.
We have a member of Congress who has called on AIG executives to commit suicide.
Wake Up!
Yes YOU!
I told you to have a razor like focus on Congress and they are distracting you with AIG bonuses THAT THEY VOTED FOR!!! Pay attention Beefanatics! Representative Chris Dodd, a favorite target of the Beefboy Rants, put a clause in the AIG bailout bill that specifically exempted the contracts that gave the AIG executives the bonus money and CONGRESS APPROVED IT! That means that everyone who voted for the bill all the way up to President Obama knew about it, agreed with it and made it a law!
So all the people in Congress, who are now pretending like those evil people at AIG did this in secrecy are LYING TO YOU! Don’t be mad at AIG – BE MAD AT CONGRESS… who once again… ONCE… AGAIN… have created this mess and then used something else to distract you.
FOCUS. ON. CONGRESS.