The Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment!
Redhead: Check
Skyscraper Tall: Check
Abnormally Thin: Check
Transparently Pale: Check
Weirdo: Check
Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check
Thinks Nudity is Art: Check
I’m asking too much to expect her to be a fan of Star Wars: Clone Wars, or to play video games, so I’m not pushing it (that’s why Lily Cole will not upset Adrianne Curry and Alex Sim-Wise at the top of my list). Still, she impressed my favorite film director Terry Gilliam, so that means she’s close to the Beefboy’s inner sanctum.
Below, I’ve got a great set of nude, semi-nude and sexy photos of Lily Cole to warm your cockles during this outrageously freezing January.
I realize what I go nuts over is contrary to what most guys and girls do, so chime in and set me straight in my comments section!
Tila Tequila is in the news for all the wrong reasons right now (through no fault of her own). Well, the Beefboy hates to see anyone that hot in distress, so I’m encouraging the Beefanatics to go visit her sites and show her some support. If you’re not familiar with Tila, then first, turn off the NASCAR channel and get a life, and next check her out on her own personal site and her MySpace page where she became famous in the first place (an MTV dating series didn’t hurt her popularity either).
Jessica Alba, why the fuck did you paste shark posters in downtown Oklahoma City? Are you aware that OKC is landlocked about 6000 miles away from the open sea? Are you aware that defacing billboards for one cause (the United Way) for your cause (dwindling shark population) destroys any sympathy you might have gained?
Also, the Beefboy must ask, why would you have your photo taken next to your crime and then blog about it? Jessica, do any of your decisions on that evening sound like something a sane adult would do?
For all of those reasons, Jessica Alba, you are the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment.
One last note. If you weren’t a hot Hollywood celebrity, would the cops have let you off without a charge? I have to wonder what would happen if the Beefboy went and did the same exact stunt right now, what would happen.
As I said Jessica, you’re hot, so here’s some photos to demonstrate why we put up with your idiocy, which also makes you the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment!
I’m shocked and saddened by the lack of decent photos of Hannah Spearritt from the BBC series Primevel (now running on America’s Sci-Fi Channel). Since Hannah has also been a pop star and in movies (Cody Banks), and she’s combines super hotness with girl next door cuteness, I couldn’t tell you why the photos of her are lame and poor quality. It just doesn’t make much sense. I guess we’re looking at a slow transformation from being a teen idol to being a young woman. I will expect to see hotter photos in the near future (hey Billie Piper sure upped her game, I’m sure Hannah Spearritt will too).
Until then, the best photos available are posted below. Plus I have a good clip from Primevel that will probably demonstrate to you why she caught my attention in the first place.
I’m way behind on this and shame on the Beefboy, but Dollhouse is seriously good, and there are a ton of rumors out there that FOX wants to cancel the show. If I have over four million hits a month, I should be pushing the good stuff and Dollhouse qualifies.
So, now that the first season of Dollhouse is nearly over and they are threatening cancellation, what can I do? I can show you at least one good reason that you should be tuning in weekly, and that’s Eliza Dushku! You may be familiar with her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or Tru Calling, or a few movie appearances, but in Dollhouse, she really shines! I think Dollhouse is a very smart and sexy sci-fi show that deals with some very serious issues of the mind, and privacy and ethics in science… but forget all of that and just look at these photos!!!
Eliza Dushku even posed nude in promotional photos for the show, and a recent magazine spread in Allure magazine. It’s easy to discount how good she is, and how good Dollhouse is, by focusing on how hot she is… but who cares? If I can bribe you to tune in, or sign an online campaign to keep the show around, then I’m certainly not above that!
I ran into Alex Sim-Wise on MySpace and instantly fell in love with her. She’s a bit of an internet sensation, with a huge fan following, a regular column in Front magazine and a show called “In Bed with Sim-Wise” for Sumo.tv. The bottom line is that she’s a rare combination of stunningly gorgeous, mixed with an amazing off-beat personality and a penchant for self-deprecating humor.
Frankly, Sim-Wise could vie for the Beefboy’s favorite celebrity (over current favorite Adrianne Curry) if I only knew she was into bondage or something kinky. Until I know for sure, the debate lives on!
No matter how you slice it, Sim-Wise is a world class hottie!
I want to do my part to make her as big as possible. If you run into her, tell her that you heard about her through the Beefboy!
Summer Glau has made a career out of sci-fi and the Beefboy is down with that! She’s been in Firefly and the movie Serenity, but her break out role is clearly as the Terminator Cameron, in The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Here’s some of Summer’s best photos available on the web.
I hear that Katy Perry sings or something, but what I’m mostly interested in is the fact that she’s rockin’ a classic lingerie wardrobe and the spirit of Bettie Page (may she rest in peace). That porcelain skin and coal black hair is calling out to the Beefboy!
One of the Beefanatics noticed a photo I had listed as Gina Carano was actually Jiu Jitsu title-holder Kyra Gracie!
My deepest apologies to celestially hot badass Kyra Gracie! To make amends here’s a few photos of Kyra Gracie, AND a video of her kicking someone’s ass!
The Beefboy first started noticing Anne Hathaway in the Devil Wear Prada. Then I heard she was going to be in the new Get Smart movie, so I started paying attention. She’s got a classic beauty and I even found some nudes!
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The Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment!
