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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-03-14

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-28

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-21

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-14

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-14

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-07

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-31

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-31

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-24

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-24

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Nutsack of the Moment: Pat Robertson

Nutsack of the Moment: Pat Robertson

pat-robertsonPat Robertson is a real nutsack’s nutsack. He’s been a babbling idiot for a good long time actually. So it should be a surprise to no one when he opened his maw last week and proclaimed that the tragedy in Haiti was due to a pact with the Devil. I could go on a decades-long list of stupid shit that Pat Robertson has said, but what’s the point?

Look, Pat Robertson is a gold-Cadillac-driving greasy pimp, whoring out the name of Jesus. He plies money out of the gullible to fund his lifestyle by selling fantasy and fear. An interview with Pat Robertson is a mash-up of Twilight hysteria and the childish lunacy of Yo Gabba Gabba! Why anyone allows Robertson’s opinion to be expressed on any subject, unless the express purpose is for guilty giggles, is beyond me. Robertson needs a staycation for his soul.

So congratulations to Pat Robertson for proving, once again, that he is the Nutsack of the Moment!

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“Pants on the Ground” Takes Over the World (Video)

“Pants on the Ground” Takes Over the World (Video)

“Pants on the Ground” is completely out of control! Here’s the original song and Jimmy Fallon’s hilarious version!

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Laser Cats 5 – By James Cameron! (Video)

Laser Cats 5 – By James Cameron! (Video)

If you’re a fan of all of James Cameron’s movies then you’ll love this take on Saturday Night Live’s “Laser Cats”!

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-17

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-17

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Victoria’s Secret Ad from Director Michael Bay (Video)

Victoria’s Secret Ad from Director Michael Bay (Video)

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I have to laugh a bit when I watch this Victoria’s Secret ad from Transformers Director Michael Bay. I mean, it wouldn’t be Michael Bay if it didn’t have fucking helicopters and explosions right?

Let the Beefboy do a Victoria’s Secret ad and I’ll get the heart of the matter! I promise you there won’t be any time for helicopters…

Who’s ready for the after-shoot party?

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-10

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-10

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Lily Cole: Nude Photos of the Chick of the Moment

Lily Cole: Nude Photos of the Chick of the Moment

Lily-ColeThe Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment!

Redhead: Check
Skyscraper Tall: Check
Abnormally Thin: Check
Transparently Pale: Check
Weirdo: Check
Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check
Thinks Nudity is Art: Check

I’m asking too much to expect her to be a fan of Star Wars: Clone Wars, or to play video games, so I’m not pushing it (that’s why Lily Cole will not upset Adrianne Curry and Alex Sim-Wise at the top of my list). Still, she impressed my favorite film director Terry Gilliam, so that means she’s close to the Beefboy’s inner sanctum.

Below, I’ve got a great set of nude, semi-nude and sexy photos of Lily Cole to warm your cockles during this outrageously freezing January.

I realize what I go nuts over is contrary to what most guys and girls do, so chime in and set me straight in my comments section!

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi: The Beefboy’s 2009 Nutsack of the Year!

Speaker Nancy Pelosi: The Beefboy’s 2009 Nutsack of the Year!

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It says a lot about our biggest problems when the Nutsack of the Year Award goes to a member of Congress, for the second year in a row (2008 went to Senator Barney “the Hutt” Frank)! This year, the Beefboy gives the prestigious Nutsack of the Year Award to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker Pelosi gained this distinguished award due to her position in Congress and her steadfast dedication to bringing socialism to America while destroying capitalism. She called the CIA liars (they were not). She is also the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Year because she was at the forefront of comparing the Tea Party protesters to Nazis and gave a weepy disingenuous speech about how they reminded her of the violence of the 60’s (despite the fact that there was no violence AND the fact that liberals were responsible for violence in the 60’s). Pelosi is the biggest spender of all time! Pelosi makes the fiscal policy of Paris Hilton look like Ben Stein! More than one time this last year, I seriously questioned her sanity after a media stop. There is partisanship, and then there is an absolute disregard for reality… and Pelosi is squarely in the Wonderland camp!

Finally, even if you are a supporter of the liberal tax and spend and socialize policies that Pelosi pushed through the House in 2009, you should be aware that she is the greatest threat to Obama’s power and longevity in the White House. She has shown her ass to world by breaking records for spending money we don’t have and pushing us toward Chavez-style socialism. The full court press to make this country a liberal utopia woke up both the conservatives and the moderates of this country in a way that hasn’t been alive since President Carter was in office. If Obama wanted change, he’s about to see it at the voting booths this November and it’s all thanks to Nutsack of the Year Nancy Pelosi!

Nancy Pelosi is both a threat to and a disgrace to America. She is a rabid liberal idiot, hell-bent on policies that will bankrupt the country. She’s a partisan hack who ignores all of her own constituents, except for the most hardcore left. She is the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Year for 2009. Congratulations Nancy! You’ve earned it!

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-03

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-03

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Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Carl’s Jr. Video

Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Carl’s Jr. Video

It’s not as good as Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. ad, but Kim Kardashian sure makes the Beefboy consider eating a salad!

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-12-27

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-12-27

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Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets Sing the 12 Days of Christmas

Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets Sing the 12 Days of Christmas

Merry Christmas to all the Beefanatics out there. Jimmy Fallon had this great bit on his show Wednesday night and I wanted to share it with all of you. I hope everyone out there has a wonderful day with their family and friends!

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