Here’s the soon-to-be famous leaked Carmen Electra Lesbian make-out scene, complete with lingerie and dancing, kissing and removing some lucky dude’s pants! It seems like this is just a tease, so stay tuned.
Danger?…
Here’s the soon-to-be famous leaked Carmen Electra Lesbian make-out scene, complete with lingerie and dancing, kissing and removing some lucky dude’s pants! It seems like this is just a tease, so stay tuned.
Danger?…
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Christian Serratos, 19, from the upcoming “Twilight” film, is the latest celebrity to shuck her clothes off for PETA. Her TV credits include squeaky-clean shows like “Hannah Montana,” “Zoey 101″ and “7th Heaven.” Ahhh… they all have to grow up and get that naughty girl street cred, don’t they?
Christian’s naked ad debuts in the walk-up to her new movie. “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” opens November 20.
Tell me what you think below!
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Last week, authorities say Richard Heene, and others, created a hoax involving his entire family pretending that his son was trapped inside a weather balloon. Of course Richard Heene is a nutsack, as well as any of the adults involved in this hoax, but the reason he is a nutsack goes far beyond creating the hoax. The reason Heene and his co-conspirators are the Beefboy’s Nutsacks of the Moment are because he tied up emergency services, courted worldwide media attention, committed multiple crimes and put his family at risk… all because he craved fame.
In fact, I see no difference between high school losers who literally kill for media attention and Richard Henne who wanted to be a household name so bad that he would do anything and risk anything just to be famous. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, locked up and forgotten forever.
In a society that is increasingly filled with lazy people who expect recognition for doing absolutely nothing, Richard Henne is the Poster Boy of Irrelevance. Instead of being interesting, or talented, or working hard, he chooses to take a short cut with no regard for who he hurts in the process: only fame and egotism matter. Richard Heene is nearly the most vile and contemptible piece of shit that exists.
The only thing worse are those in government who do the same.
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It seems like to me we’re somewhere between the Victorian Age and Star Trek: The Next Generation on dress codes. Yes, styles in general have calmed down. People don’t dress up to get on a flight anymore; they mostly don’t dress up for church or to go out to eat. Even the workplace has slowly acquiesced to The Casual Day. However, one superfluous item has remained omnipresent, even now. That item is the tie.
Please tell the Beefboy what purpose the tie serves! It’s a strip of fabric you wench around your neck. It doesn’t add any protection, or warmth and it does nothing for the integrity of your shirt. It’s just a fucking strip of material that hangs there. Get it?!!
Fashion evolution from the wig wearing days has eliminated a lot of bullshit, but for some reason the tie lives on. Women don’t have to wear a tie (so much for equality), so they are out of this discussion. As a man, I can tell you that wearing a tie is most closely described as wearing a noose around your neck all day. It constricts your movement and your breathing. It’s hot. But mostly, it’s just useless.
Then again, while wearing my tie, I walked out of a building and a particularly fine young flatbelly caught my eye, smiled and asked how I was doing today. They treated me totally different at the bank too. So, okay, it’s a shortcut to respect. People figure that if you’re wearing a strip of fabric for no reason, then you must be holding some position of power. But then again, it also has the potential to propagate a lie about your stature. Wouldn’t it be better if we judged people by their accomplishments instead of their ability to put strips of fabric around their neck?
After all, Captain Picard wore that silly two-tone jumpsuit and everyone respected his authority just fine.
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Look, I don’t see what the problem is here. You can get a whip cream show AND a cappuccino in the same place?!! These girls shouldn’t be fined, they should get the fucking Nobel Peace Prize!
At least this place justifies the cost of a double latte!
Congratulations, and imma let you finish… but Save The Boobs is the best public service advertisement of all time!
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Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe have become The Beefboy’s Gladiators of the Moment by single-handedly devising and executing a grand scale plan to take down a massive organization, corrupt to the core and funded by your tax dollars. Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has been in the news for the past two years for numerous nationwide charges for falsifying voter registration. More recently, ACORN has been in the news as the target of Giles and O’Keefe, who dressed like a pimp and a hooker and caught ACORN’s corruption on video in multiple cities (including Baltimore, D.C. and Brooklyn).
Due, almost solely to their efforts, ACORN has been stripped of their involvement with the 2010 American Census and stands to lose billions in dollars of funding from the government. The bulls-eye is squarely on ACORN (finally) and it’s thanks to Gladiators Giles and O’Keefe.
Old media is astoundingly silent on the extraordinary accomplishments of Giles and O’Keefe. Their story should make them media darlings, with appearances on The View and The Daily Show and The Tonight Show and Meet the Press… but they made one fatal error… they single-handedly destroyed a liberal institution, an institution that has ties to President Obama himself, and for that they are punished with omission.
Old media and the government pretend like they don’t know what happened, but The Beefboy does… and now you do too. I’m proud to make Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe The Beefboy’s first Gladiators of the Moment!
Oh… and by the way. Hannah is hot! Don’t think I missed that either.
This is brilliant. And very funny.
Kanye West has always been kind of a Nutsack’s Nutsack- a real old-fashioned connoisseur of Nutsackology. But this latest stunt on the MTV Video Music Awards where he grabbed the microphone away from little Taylor Swift and humiliated her on stage, is a whole new low for Kanye.
First off, Kanye is shorter than Taylor Swift, I think she could have taken him… I’m just saying. Secondly, even if you think that Taylor Swift winning that award was unjustified, it’s not her fault! Only a Giga-Nutsack, would ruin Taylor Swift’s moment in front of that crowd and the world. Only a repulsive bottom-feeding egotistical shitball would insert himself into that acceptance speech.
Thanks Kanye West! You’ve lowered the bar on being a nutsack. Again.
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