• Carrots and Sticks: Obama's split media strategy – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/lS74M #
• "Paranormal Activity", made for only $15,000, beats box office opening of "Saw:VI" – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/33gXEL #
• Paul Haggis (director of "Crash") Renounces Church of Scientology in Blistering Letter | Movieline http://bit.ly/1OwBjR #
• How the U.S. Blew Trillion-Dollar Trade of Century – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/rvJog #
• Internet Set To Add Web Addresses In Non-English Characters http://bit.ly/1rbuKr #
• Newspaper Circulation Falls Almost 10% in six months – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/1teAd5 #
• Twitter Serves Up Ideas From Its Users – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/3oyEb0 #
• Abs-olutely hot! Stomachs of the stars (photos) http://bit.ly/12oQig #
• DVD rental company Netflix partnering with Sony's Playstation 3 to deliver movie streaming http://bit.ly/2eRaAH #
• Hollywood wants share of Netflix's windfall | Media Maverick – CNET News http://bit.ly/44uQVm #
• Wal-Mart preps to battle Best Buy's Geek Squad | The Digital Home – CNET News http://bit.ly/4Cipo2 #
• Backlash Builds Over Obama's War Against Fox, Chamber of Commerce http://bit.ly/3NvQKC #
• Saudi King Bans Woman Flogging for Sex TV http://bit.ly/2b3P6k #
• Media Having Bad Year With Hoaxes, Missed Scoops http://bit.ly/qvHkQ #
• Gov. Pawlenty: Obama Corrosive to Freedom, Liberty "projecting potential weakness" to our enemies http://bit.ly/3d2aAy #
• Tom Coburn tells GOP to hold the pork – Jonathan Allen – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/2ijkPk #
• 10 of the Best Social Media Tools for Entrepreneurs http://bit.ly/1an42F #
• Climate chief: give up meat to save the planet – Times Online http://bit.ly/2iRLLS #
• Pelosi: Health care 'public option' needs new name – still the same ol' socialism http://bit.ly/3SumOX #
• CNN Drops to Last Place Among Cable News Networks – Media Decoder Blog – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/3BtSnf #
• Why 'Sleeping on It' Helps – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/216Ex1 #
• 9 Signs of America in Decline – Rick Newman (usnews.com) http://bit.ly/4FP0LV #
• 2 Tibetans executed in China over riots last year http://bit.ly/VVv15 #
• Woman learns painting she sold for $2 may be a Picasso http://bit.ly/vvSo1 #
• Court in France convicts Church of Scientology of fraud, fines it $600,000 http://bit.ly/34JpXi #
• Facebook and MySpace 'in talks?' Of course | The Social – CNET News http://bit.ly/3HslTH #
• Microsoft pulls plug on 'Family Guy' special | Beyond Binary – CNET News http://bit.ly/c2HgL #
• Liberals to Obama: Time to step up – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/1Aa9jq #
• Reid, Democrats Push Government Takeover of Health Insurance Industry http://bit.ly/CiDfk #
• A Secret, Second Stimulus Plan http://bit.ly/42Ns3B #
• financial-mistakes-that-could-haunt-you-forever: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance http://bit.ly/2ngz2m #
• Y! exclusive: Illness forces Lesnar postponement – UFC – Yahoo! Sports http://bit.ly/3s7rUL #
• UFC 104 Post Fight Press Conference with Shogun – Yahoo! Sports http://bit.ly/3gy0dU #
• Got Perfect Credit? You Could Be Charged For It! – wcbstv.com http://bit.ly/3Tu1G #
• U.S. official resigns over Afghan war – washingtonpost.com http://bit.ly/4gLATp #
• What if Bush had done that? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3vnFLl #
• Obama putting $3.4B toward a 'smart' power grid – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/ywJ1B #
• How Many Experts Declared Public Option Dead? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4dHbAU #
• Health Reform: Will Reid's Public-Option Gamble Pay Off? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/441RnQ #
• Fossilised skull of 'sea monster' pliosaur found on Dorset coast | Science | guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/1gnGTR #
• Police: Gang rape outside school dance lasted over two hours – CNN.com http://bit.ly/2SDyeo #
• Full List: America's Safest Cities – Forbes.com http://bit.ly/2CurNg #
• Dita von Teese The Burlesque dancer and former party girl reveals her secrets | News Of The World http://bit.ly/3ohzGl #
• Lieberman Backs GOP Filibuster of Public Option http://bit.ly/xdPV5 #
• Historic Vote on Same-Sex Unions in Maine http://bit.ly/4CqPli #
• PBS TV Show: "some marijuana plants may even pine for humans" http://bit.ly/1ekMMv #
• Flaherty: Gingrich Must Cut Ties with Sharpton "responsible for racial antagonism in the U.S" http://bit.ly/411YsR #
• Want prosperity? Index ranks Finland as place to be – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4yYTxD #
• U.S. defense bill would pay Taliban to switch sides – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1rmi6i #
• Watch: Shark Bites Shark In Half In Australia (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3XxzKS #
• Push to Legalize Marijuana Gains Ground in California – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/4ESCoE #
• Google makes Similar Images part of image search | Web Crawler – CNET News http://bit.ly/2ccjpV #
• Firefox gains 30 million users in eight weeks | Webware – CNET http://bit.ly/1r2piq #
• U.S. in need of tech reboot – experts say, the U.S.’s creative streak has sputtered – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/4ldZ2G #
• Let the House fully debate health care – John Feehery – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/4rJJQd #
• Schwarzenegger Sends Hidden 'Fuck You' to Critic – Political News – FOXNews.com http://bit.ly/3mz7V1 #
• People With Fetishes Aroused by Everything From Feet to Sneezes – ABC News http://bit.ly/4ij6W8 #
• No men OR women needed: artificial sperm and eggs created for first time | Mail Online http://bit.ly/3QkjTx #
• Car bomb kills 100 in Pakistani city of Peshawar http://bit.ly/2tGeo7 #
• KTLA: Sam Rubin Reviews Jackson Documentary \"This Is It\" – "will almost certainly make it to the Academy Awards" http://bit.ly/465RQW #
• Video – House Leader Calls Health Bill "1,990 Pages Of Bureaucracy" http://bit.ly/1zf23I #
• Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) Grills Goodell on Rush http://bit.ly/10US87 #
• Mega-star explosion most distant object ever seen – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4ioZ7c #
• STIMULUS WATCH: Stimulus jobs overstated in report – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2obJBy #
• Passports linked to 9/11 found along Afghan border – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1Uuo3r #
• White House, Fox News Meeting: Gibbs Met With Fox News Exec http://bit.ly/5YHb5 #
• Curry kills throat cancer cells – Telegraph http://bit.ly/3dC13o #
• Clinton Challenges Pakistanis on Al Qaeda – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/7Xnft #
• Internet phishers have cranked up their hunt for your bank accounts, e-mails and security passwords http://bit.ly/3POfJ3 #
• DSi LL: Nintendo supersizes its gaming handheld | Crave – CNET http://bit.ly/2G01jc #
• Hubble Captures Sparkling ‘Jewel Box’ Star Cluster | Wired Science | Wired.com http://bit.ly/2u4MeA #
• House health bill clocks in at 1,990 pages – $2.2 million per word – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/19WHXu #
• Obama Signs New Hate Crimes Bill http://bit.ly/2l5B1 #
• Cramer: 7 Percent Correction Has Begun http://bit.ly/JibBF #
• Amazon Hopes to Simplify Web Shopping — With Words http://bit.ly/Ou1UN #
• The case against the FCC's Net neutrality plan | Wireless – CNET News http://bit.ly/21LdmF #
• Popular Test Gauges Racial, Gender, Weight or Age Bias – ABC News http://bit.ly/1mkIaq #
• "Science bulletin: 'Sun heats Earth!' Russian research forecasts global cooling!" http://bit.ly/3dfdDG #
• 50,000 Scientists Disbelieve Global Warming | REALNEO for all http://bit.ly/3k8uAh #
• McPrank: 4 Utah teens cited for McDonald's rap – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1xOixm #
• States set low bar for student achievement – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2SI7U #
• It's alive! End-of-life counseling in health bill – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4Bfnv5 #
• Russia hopes nuclear ship will fly humans to Mars – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4BNAMX #
• MR. OBAMA: RESIGN NOW – Obama wants to let government goons snatch you off the street with "preventive detentions." http://bit.ly/3LDYK8 #
• Hot Teacher Charged With Rape For Sex With 13-Year-Old Student (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/ovbIZ #
• Tony Blair's bid to become European Union president appears doomed – Telegraph http://bit.ly/3qQVsL #
• Jacques Chirac: former French president charged with embezzlement – Telegraph http://bit.ly/2qkmVd #
• Look to Japan if you think "Value-Added Tax" is a good thing – Telegraph Blogs http://bit.ly/1T9j1z #
• Waitresses at Hooters file suit for having to buy skimpy, sexy outfits with own money http://bit.ly/yF03L #
• We're dead serious: Wal-Mart now sells caskets http://bit.ly/3LijlY #
• Let's kill the OS upgrade disc | Rafe's Radar – CNET News http://bit.ly/126lHR #
• Facebook awarded $711 million in spam lawsuit | Digital Media – CNET News http://bit.ly/1uZTJK #
• Boxer pushes ahead with climate bill – Lisa Lerer – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/2uq277 #
• Most of media 'rooting' for Obama "3-to-1 Americans think that the media are too liberal rather than too conservative." http://bit.ly/25GnML #
• Premiums to Skyrocket Under Obamacare http://bit.ly/4q7×7B #
• Healthcare Businesses at Risk in House Overhaul http://bit.ly/1oCNtm #
• U.S. Admiral Concerned About China Military Buildup http://bit.ly/215Sat #
• Cyberattacks Traced to North Korea http://bit.ly/3QYThr #
• 'America's Next Top Model' Creates Stir After 'Bi-Racial' Photo Shoot – News – Yahoo! TV http://bit.ly/29chrK #
• Defriending can bruise your 'digital ego' – CNN.com http://bit.ly/2NylKT #
• Mark Morford: Enough With the Whiny Vampires Already http://bit.ly/4oxAo1 #

Powered by Twitter Tools

Last week, authorities say Richard Heene, and others, created a hoax involving his entire family pretending that his son was trapped inside a weather balloon. Of course Richard Heene is a nutsack, as well as any of the adults involved in this hoax, but the reason he is a nutsack goes far beyond creating the hoax. The reason Heene and his co-conspirators are the Beefboy’s Nutsacks of the Moment are because he tied up emergency services, courted worldwide media attention, committed multiple crimes and put his family at risk… all because he craved fame.

In fact, I see no difference between high school losers who literally kill for media attention and Richard Henne who wanted to be a household name so bad that he would do anything and risk anything just to be famous. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, locked up and forgotten forever.

In a society that is increasingly filled with lazy people who expect recognition for doing absolutely nothing, Richard Henne is the Poster Boy of Irrelevance. Instead of being interesting, or talented, or working hard, he chooses to take a short cut with no regard for who he hurts in the process: only fame and egotism matter. Richard Heene is nearly the most vile and contemptible piece of shit that exists.

The only thing worse are those in government who do the same.

• Global warming and media bias (Wizbang) http://bit.ly/3oYTzz #
• 'Balloon boy' incident was hoax, sheriff says – CNN.com http://bit.ly/Rmqfx #
• Rush Limbaugh: The Race Card, Football and Me – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/M9GGI #
• Suicide bomber kills 31 in attack on Iran Guards – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/QS9kP #
• Moscow Mayor Promises a Winter Without Snow – Does this have something to do with that halo cloud last week? http://bit.ly/15N1lA #
• Overweight? Smoker? Health bills hit hard – "Get in shape or pay a price. " http://bit.ly/1EsS5S #
• All-male college cracks down on cross-dressing – CNN.com http://bit.ly/4gSg77 #
• Artist Shepard Fairey admits using key AP photo for 'HOPE' poster – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3ohV2i #
• Axelrod, Emanuel Criticize Fox News: "It's Not Really News" (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/15idEo #
• Nurse Is Accused of Using Internet to Encourage Suicides – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/3ZrM8v #
• None Dare Call It Fraud: The 'Science' Driving Global Warming Policy http://bit.ly/2PIJNp #
• Colorado insurers say health care bill would lead to "system collapse" – The Denver Post http://bit.ly/ajSpi #
• White House boasts: We 'control' news media http://bit.ly/11n1DI #
• Farrakhan: Don't be 'pacified' by Obama election http://bit.ly/V3AHX #
• U.S. Senator: we could be on path to a ‘banana republic’ situation « – Blogs from CNN.com http://bit.ly/251QfL #
• 76 days since request for more troops, Obama accused of stalling – Times Online http://bit.ly/eb5To #
• Feds to issue new medical marijuana policy – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2q6enp #
• Sheriff: Balloon boy hoax may have conspirators – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2frlnH #
• Iran threatens Britain and U.S. after Guard bombing – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/36aY7L #
• LA's top prosecutor vows to target pot shops – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1vNAJH #
• Picking a fight: White House vs Fox News – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1hqOYa #
• White House Goes To War With Chamber Of Commerce http://bit.ly/4kDPUB #
• Sarah Palin LinkedIn: Palin Posts Resume On Social-Networking Site LinkedIn http://bit.ly/hpjiF #
• Watch: SNL Mocks News Coverage Of Balloon Boy Hoax (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/1brwGj #
• Taliban YouTube Channel: Group Creates YouTube Channel To Spread Propaganda (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3SLRmj #
• Best Places to Launch a Small Business 2009 – Oklahoma City, OK Number ONE – FORTUNE Small Business http://bit.ly/3CHaG9 #
• Palm Pre, BlackBerry Storm 2, Apple iPhone: Which one should you choose? – Telegraph http://bit.ly/44Gzsw #
• A Variety of Sources Feed Into Taliban’s War Chest – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/24cFDo #
• READY TO REVOLT: Oath Keepers pledges to prevent dictatorship in United States – News – ReviewJournal.com http://bit.ly/3Vb8UO #
• Will Apple keep up the momentum? | Circuit Breaker – CNET News http://bit.ly/14KBrR #
• Price war over books worries industry – CNET News http://bit.ly/2Wf6Q3 #
• Prediction: White House Communications Director Anita Dunn is gone in two weeks. #
• Finance Committee bill has been filed – "1,502 pages!!!" Live Pulse – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/3XxGsy #
• White House Urges Other Networks to Disregard Fox News – Political News – FOXNews.com http://bit.ly/24Iptj #
• CNBC, Reuters fall for climate hoax – Lisa Lerer and Michael Calderone – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/3ldrLb #
• Web Surf to Save Your Aging Brain – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/cQ967 #
• TMZ founder vows fight against sheriff's office – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1jicuQ #
• Europeans find 32 new planets outside solar system – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2etYHN #
• Caught On Tape: Obama Adviser Explains How To Control Media – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4wJOMB #
• Pageant to Carrie Prejean: Give Us Breast Money Back | TMZ.com http://bit.ly/1lLm8S #
• A Twitter hole lets you Google protected tweets | Technology | Los Angeles Times http://bit.ly/3AjT8r #
• British mining company faces damages claim after allegations of torture in Peru | World news | The Guardian http://bit.ly/rpTs #
• Microsoft Windows 7 review – Telegraph http://bit.ly/2zKmqp #
• 'Grow your own body parts' could herald in the age of the active centenarian – Telegraph http://bit.ly/4xGbg3 #
• End of the world as Hollywood knows it | "The end is coming for DVDs, traditional movie rentals, and your cable money" http://bit.ly/3JO3×7 #
• Amazon, Facebook, and Google back FCC on Net neutrality | Signal Strength – CNET News http://bit.ly/3KcEgA #
• PS3 finally wins a month | Geek Gestalt – CNET News http://bit.ly/4gCQTp #
• Movie studios curbing actors' use of Twitter and other social media | Webware – CNET http://bit.ly/2EoD4B #
• @YuriLove Thanks to Super Gorgeous Model Yurizan Beltran for following the Beefboy! I'm returning the follow and you should too! #
• John C. Reilly as a vampire? What… the guy who played Booger in Revenge of the Nerds wasn't available? #
• Pelosi: House healthcare bill IT'S UNDER $900,000,000,000.00 – Politics | Reuters http://bit.ly/1F45oK #
• Excuses wearing thin for Obama, media pals :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Steve Huntley http://bit.ly/2Ta71k #
• CNN Poll: Half the country disagrees with Obama on issues http://bit.ly/4srOmM #
• The Associated Press: Obama to announce help for small banks, businesses http://bit.ly/47FoTL #
• The Internet Is Altering Our Brains – Biology | Astronomy | Chemistry | Physics – FOXNews.com http://bit.ly/2kT7Dd #
• Artificial Sweeteners: How Bad Are Saccharin, Aspartame? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2tdRpN #
• Backing Obama, MoveOn Urges Congressional Dems to Join Fox Fight – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/470Pg5 #
• CIA to spy on Twitter – Telegraph http://bit.ly/gOdoC #
• High protein diets 'could cause Alzheimer's' – Telegraph http://bit.ly/3e8wnA #
• White House Memo – Obama Takes a Health Care Hiatus – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/1Tc2NL #
• Court papers claim Bernie Madoff's Securities offices were fueled by cocaine, topless women http://bit.ly/1AyCsg #
• Hulk Hogan discusses nearly attempting suicide before call from Laila Ali in new book http://bit.ly/1vXbq8 #
• Firefox's crossroads: Cutting-edge or mainstream? | Deep Tech – CNET News http://bit.ly/2iTwQ2 #
• AT&T enlists employees to oppose Net neutrality | Signal Strength – CNET News http://bit.ly/CpZHa #
• Life Ingredients Found on Extrasolar Gas Giant | Wired Science | Wired.com http://bit.ly/1oXO8h #
• Careers with the Most Job Growth: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance http://bit.ly/kIPQj #
• Dr. Oz's 25 Health Tips to Swear By – MSN Health & Fitness – Fitness http://bit.ly/3ERz2n #
• I'm not on Twitter to "make easy money" or play Mafia Wars. Give it a rest guys! You're ruining a good thing. #
• 7 Months After Stimulus 49 of 50 States Have Lost Jobs – House Committee on Ways & Means – Republican http://bit.ly/23l5pl #
• Democrats lock Republicans out of committee room – TheHill.com http://bit.ly/3bbvHY #
• Obama's approval sinks to lowest level – Daily Presidential Tracking Poll – Rasmussen Reports™ http://bit.ly/5FafM #
• Alexander to White House: Don't Create 'Enemies List' – Roll Call http://bit.ly/2rIuWB #
• Swine Flu Cases Overestimated? – CBS News http://bit.ly/1yyxES #
• Key senators may rebuff Obama on health care – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1csfor #
• Faleh Hassan Almaleki, Arizona Man, Ran Down Daughter With Car Because She Was Too "Westernized": Police http://bit.ly/3P61r9 #
• Google and Microsoft’s Bing sign landmark deals with Twitter – Telegraph http://bit.ly/1gLydC #
• Google raises volume by teaming with major labels to tune up engine's music search capabilities http://bit.ly/2A6IhO #
• Feds arrest Mass. man for alleged terror plot on U.S. malls http://bit.ly/6lrTe #
• Judge: Craigslist not liable for prostitution ads | Media Maverick – CNET News http://bit.ly/23zniY #
• Man arrested for making coffee in own home while naked – Telegraph http://bit.ly/1NVXMo #
• Shocker! Taxpayers Won't Get Their Money Back from Bailouts http://bit.ly/17Ankx #
• UPDATE 4-U.S. FCC commissioners support open Internet rule | Deals | Regulatory News | Reuters http://bit.ly/y56K #
• Largest US sting on drug cartel arrests 300-plus – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4cZOR4 #
• Poll: US belief in global warming is cooling – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/NqUqO #
• Miss Pole Dance Argentina 2009: Sexy Or Scary? (PHOTOS, POLL) http://bit.ly/1XLf8b #
• Suicide bike bomber at Pakistan nuke-linked military facility kills 7; wedding bus bombing kills 17 http://bit.ly/1GKq3Q #
• Net neutrality still faces political, legal hurdles | Signal Strength – CNET News http://bit.ly/3QZKss #
• Which came first, video game addiction or ADD? | Health Tech – CNET News http://bit.ly/20YsGk #
• Cell Phone use is linked to brain tumors! http://bit.ly/2MIPXq #
• After Obama Snubs, Disappointed Sarkozy shifts gaze from Washington | World | Reuters http://bit.ly/1jVxBe #
• Dallas police ticketed 39 drivers in 3 years for not speaking English | Dallas Morning News | Latest News http://bit.ly/rc0nC #
• Human Evolution: Are Humans Still Evolving? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1fdUjc #
• Affidavit: Mom told deputies balloon saga was hoax – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4mfM5c #
• Video: SMU freshman hits 95-yard soccer goal – Y! Sports Blogs – Yahoo! Sports http://bit.ly/yHBcV #
• Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000 (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3mlMqa #
• Strict Oklahoma Abortion Laws Spark Court Battles http://bit.ly/2eua4F #
• Obama's War on Limbaugh and Fox Will Backfire With Voters – Doug Heye (usnews.com) http://bit.ly/2NPqQU #
• Missing The Point In The Fox-White House Spat – Coop's Corner – CBS News http://bit.ly/3aOUT3 #
• A Rare Bright Spot in Media News: Networks Refuse Interview After White House Denies Fox – mediabistro.com: TVNewser http://bit.ly/tCPba #
• This recession just became a depression – Telegraph Blogs http://bit.ly/14QqTU #
• Democrats House Health Care Bill Exceeds $1 Trillion http://bit.ly/2DTNEW #
• Obama Presses Banks on Small Business Loans http://bit.ly/3WSHrd #
• Paterson Says Gay Marriage Bill Will Pass in N.Y. http://bit.ly/1NJVAb #
• Upgrading to Windows 7? Back Up Your Data on a Windows PC – Wired How-To Wiki http://bit.ly/2WPABh #
• Slick NASA iPhone App Puts Space in Your Pocket | Wired Science | Wired.com http://bit.ly/Uh10b #
• White House: Policy 'czars' won't testify – Washington Times http://bit.ly/2NP7bc #

Powered by Twitter Tools

I recently had an occasion where I had to wear a dress shirt and tie for a few hours. Every time I wear a tie I can’t help but think about all of those sci-fi movies and TV shows where everyone just wears a plain jump suit. Han Solo’s outfit didn’t even have buttons! In the past, men used to wear stupid fucking frilly shirts, an ascot, a jacket and a wig. A WIG!

It seems like to me we’re somewhere between the Victorian Age and Star Trek: The Next Generation on dress codes. Yes, styles in general have calmed down. People don’t dress up to get on a flight anymore; they mostly don’t dress up for church or to go out to eat. Even the workplace has slowly acquiesced to The Casual Day. However, one superfluous item has remained omnipresent, even now. That item is the tie.

Please tell the Beefboy what purpose the tie serves! It’s a strip of fabric you wench around your neck. It doesn’t add any protection, or warmth and it does nothing for the integrity of your shirt. It’s just a fucking strip of material that hangs there. Get it?!!

Fashion evolution from the wig wearing days has eliminated a lot of bullshit, but for some reason the tie lives on. Women don’t have to wear a tie (so much for equality), so they are out of this discussion. As a man, I can tell you that wearing a tie is most closely described as wearing a noose around your neck all day. It constricts your movement and your breathing. It’s hot. But mostly, it’s just useless.

Then again, while wearing my tie, I walked out of a building and a particularly fine young flatbelly caught my eye, smiled and asked how I was doing today. They treated me totally different at the bank too. So, okay, it’s a shortcut to respect. People figure that if you’re wearing a strip of fabric for no reason, then you must be holding some position of power. But then again, it also has the potential to propagate a lie about your stature. Wouldn’t it be better if we judged people by their accomplishments instead of their ability to put strips of fabric around their neck?

After all, Captain Picard wore that silly two-tone jumpsuit and everyone respected his authority just fine.

• ABC Bullshit: Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped By Global Warming – http://bit.ly/1okaU0 #
• BBC’s surreptitious U-turn on global warming is most popular item on its website – Telegraph Blogs http://bit.ly/YoCLq #
• So How’s that Global Warming Thing Working Out for You? : Veritas Libertas by Edward Wimberley http://bit.ly/17VMU0 #
• Nuclear engineer from Cern lab arrested for al-Qaeda links – Times Online http://bit.ly/3LD7ad #
• Mystery halo in cloud over Moscow | What the hell is that?!!! (Photos) (Video) http://bit.ly/4lgJE #
• "Read the health bill! Not as easy as you think" – Tough! It's your damn job! http://bit.ly/185zN0 #
• 2012 isn't the end of the world, Mayans insist – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2ZTeXy #
• Wall Street Journal to pass USA Today as top US paper by AFP: Yahoo! Tech http://bit.ly/1niT #
• Gay rights advocates march on DC, divided on Obama – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2IpTCx #
• Why the Nobel Peace Prize Should Go to Nuclear Weapons – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/TpvEr #
• TALIBAN MULLAH OMAR HAS STAGED 'ONE OF THE MOST REMARKABLE MILITARY COMEBACKS IN MODERN HISTORY' http://bit.ly/O2El1 #
• SNL Takes On Obama's Peace Prize: "I Won It For Not Being Bush" (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/24dwO3 #
• “The problem of global warming is primarily a political problem at this point,” George Soros said. – You got that right! http://bit.ly/Z00dQ #
• Twitterers Tweet Reactions to Obama's Nobel Peace Prize – TIME http://bit.ly/rab43 #
• Pelosi Admits New Taxes Are Likely http://bit.ly/Jk8TD #
• Lex Luthor in "Business as Usual" http://bit.ly/EBkZO #
• Supermodels: Then and Now | NBC Miami (Photos) http://bit.ly/18ZBnJ #
• Watch David Duchovny call Twilight "bullshit" | SCI FI Wire http://bit.ly/UfksI #
• Jay-Z Got A Nose Job | CelebJihad.com – Explosive Celebrity Gossip! http://bit.ly/rNxEF #
• Luke Skywalker has a lightsaber. Dr. Who has a sonic screwdriver. The Beefboy carries an iPhone. Same result. #
• Francis Ford Coppola Sees Cinema World Falling Apart: Interview – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/BprvD #
• Dollar Reaches Breaking Point as Banks Shift Reserves (Update2) – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/11ELKM #
• The End of the Email Era – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/40aJk #
• Head Of NFL Players Union Writes Email Opposing Rush Limbaugh's Attempt To Buy Rams http://bit.ly/StMOH #
• Fox News An Outlet For GOP Propaganda Says White House Communications Chief Anita Dunn http://bit.ly/2J1n4 #
• Huff TV: Arianna On This Week: Rangel Should Resign Chairmanship Of Tax-Writing Committee http://bit.ly/4N03A #
• Meet Lorelei Lee, queen of porn and NYU master's degree student (fine arts, of course) http://bit.ly/2jkk6c #
• Spies Protest After Intel-Sharing Tools Shut Down | Danger Room | Wired.com http://bit.ly/O4xko #
• Taliban Revives Along Pakistan/Afghan Border http://bit.ly/2rGuFN #
• Pakistan Bombing Kills 41 Day After Army Ends Siege (Update1) – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/1Y8qP9 #
• Sexual Desire May Be Revealed in Probe of Prairie Vole Genetics – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/4ePiCF #
• Newest Professions, Growing Salaries http://bit.ly/YxKWc #
• Meet the stage hypnotist who claims he can make boobs big! http://bit.ly/17m0U1 #
• Radio waves can ’see’ terrorists, hostages through walls http://bit.ly/X0pg5 #
• Police: Wis. woman strips to avoid arrest – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/mBJop #
• Police nab man dressed as ninja, waving nunchucks – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/JBr6w #
• Dems scramble after warning from health insurers – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4E0KMF #
• Sharpton wants NFL to block Limbaugh bid for Rams – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3a8JfH #
• New White House Line Against Fox: It's War – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4iTUv9 #
• Al Gore's First (and Probably Last) Q&A – WSJ.com Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/2p1gMl #
• The 'Average American' Is Dying Off http://bit.ly/4B9K2s #
• Job losses mar recovery, create woes for Dems – Yahoo! Finance http://bit.ly/jWDcC #
• Top-paying jobs – Anesthesiologist (1) – Money Magazine http://bit.ly/9ONnf #
• US wants bunker-buster fast, denies Iran is reason – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/uhXgp #
• Obama approves 13,000 more troops to Afghanistan in unannounced move – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/H102i #
• Watch 'Daily Show' Destroy CNN For Fact-Checking 'SNL' Instead Of Their Guests (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/vhCmA #
• Neil Gaiman to create audio book based on tweets | InSecurity Complex – CNET News http://bit.ly/Uk4Cy #
• Kinder, Gentler Spider Eats Veggies, Cares for Kids | Wired Science | Wired.com http://bit.ly/1bKrxj #
• Doctors Will be 'Drafted' Under Democrats' Public Option http://bit.ly/q98Tt #
• FBI delves into DMV photos in search for fugitives – Welcome to '1984' – Big brother is watching you! Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/40rsDD #
• What to do with $1,000 now – Top off your emergency fund (1) – Money Magazine http://bit.ly/ZfUHG #
• High Court Will Review 'S&M Svengali' Case – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/2i9H7I #
• Dollar loses reserve status to yen & euro http://bit.ly/sisLm #
• Rage at Government for Doing Too Much and Not Enough – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/19WR8C #
• Rush Limbaugh Threatens Legal Action Against Journalists Over False Quotes… http://bit.ly/cz2YE #
• FT.com / Technology – Dyson launches the bladeless electric fan http://bit.ly/aLD7K #
• Analysis: Russia uses ambiguity to boost its power – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/deJXn #
• Tweet delete: Celebs exit Twitter – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/142BL4 #
• China's super-rich bounce back from financial crisis – China now only second the United States in number of billionaires http://bit.ly/hzLb1 #
• Lindsey Graham Faces Tea Party Fury: "Traitor," "Democrat In Drag," "Half-A-Sissy" (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/mXTiZ #
• Jimmy Fallon spoofs Billy Ray Cyrus in rebuttal video to Miley Cyrus' Twitter rap http://bit.ly/1ehHUA #
• Celebrity sexcapades caught on tape (Photos) http://bit.ly/4rm3w #
• Goldman Sachs may award $23 billion in bonuses, largest in company history http://bit.ly/j2TdS #
• Latest 'Barbie-fat' flap shows how out-of-touch fashion designers can be – "found Barbie's ankles too fat," http://bit.ly/190ubI #
• The coolest article I've read in a while – The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate – http://bit.ly/41Nwtf #
• 'Toughest sheriff' vows face-off with feds over illegals – Washington Times http://bit.ly/Ljzjp #
• App of the Week: Photoshop for the iPhone – Gadgetwise Blog – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/43whx5 #
• Hybrid Cars May Include Fake Vroom for Safety – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/YJhmC #
• Recession sends Women flocking to Costa Rica from countries like Columbia, Dominican Republic for prostitution opps http://bit.ly/WULO7 #
• Russia says 'Nyet': Hillary Clinton gets no movement from Moscow on Iran nuclear program http://bit.ly/Kxx2J #
• Growth of Facebook leaves MySpace in dust | Media Maverick – CNET News http://bit.ly/Q4Eqj #
• Microsoft taps the 'Family Guy' to sell Windows 7 | Beyond Binary – CNET News http://bit.ly/xpnum #
• Laser gunship hits moving ground target | Cutting Edge – CNET News http://bit.ly/4omJO #
• Twitter enlists users to help fight spam | Webware – CNET http://bit.ly/E4Txi #
• Want good health in your golden years? Keep working | Health Tech – CNET News http://bit.ly/1a9EHg #
• Russia to allow pre-emptive nukes http://bit.ly/33s3ku #
• DJ industrials pass 10,000 for 1st time in a year http://bit.ly/4r25Cq #
• Tentative Inspection Program Would Allow Russia to Visit U.S. Nuclear Sites – Political News – FOXNews.com http://bit.ly/1vRf6H #
• CAIR spent $160,000 to silence Savage http://bit.ly/3FtPSr #
• Rush Limbaugh Dropkicked From Group Seeking NFL's Rams – The Two-Way – Breaking News, Analysis Blog : NPR http://bit.ly/31Xecu #
• Pro wrestler, music video icon Lou Albano dies at 76 – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4tGRnX #
• Leonardo di Vinci fingerprint reveals $150 million artwork – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/GgwGZ #
• Huge dinosaur find in China 'may include new species' – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3mJSu9 #
• Administration fights to protect secret propaganda budget – David Rogers – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/1vk5Ov #
• The Meghan McCain Twitter Photo that's causing controversy with her conservative followers… I certainly support it! http://bit.ly/2pHMzW #
• Sarah Silverman: End world hunger? Sell the Vatican – Yahoo! News "Sarah Silverman " http://bit.ly/1q6vCH #
• Arianna Huffington: Why Joe Biden Should Resign http://bit.ly/3PIMpW #
• 9 Weirdest-Looking Animals You Didn't Know Existed (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/2uv6bS #
• Young Users Update Tweet After Sex, Study Shows http://bit.ly/33oIpT #
• Small-Business Guide – Real-Life Lessons in Using Google AdWords – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/ujvq2 #
• Finding a Guide for Online Networking – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/2LRY96 #
• Woman arrested for poking another woman … on Facebook http://bit.ly/29Kk33 #
• Interracial couple denied marriage license in La. http://bit.ly/vBJ7z #
• Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » LEAKED NETWORK MEMO REVEALS: Obama Controls Your Television Set http://bit.ly/4gdK2W #
• Video – Harry Reid Suggests Health Care to Cost $2 Trillion http://bit.ly/4chJnd #
• Woman Says Flu Shot Triggered Rare Disorder | WUSA9.com | Washington, DC | http://bit.ly/12Ssy1 #
• Texas police find woman, 45, living with dead boyfriend's corpse – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3qPC1j #
• H1N1 flu causes unusual damage to lungs – studies – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1BI7mB #
• A Night of Round Table With Monty Python – ArtsBeat Blog – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/3ppmG2 #
• Google gains momentum with highest profit ever – Washington Times http://bit.ly/3M2yub #
• Kids ask Obama why people hate him: 'All part of the job,' President responds http://bit.ly/2jV6uL #
• RT @baldangryman: http://tinyurl.com/yk8hm22 Meh. No biggie. It's like, what would China do with nukes, Obama? We can trust them. #
• Forget asprin, try chocolate: Eating for pleasure lessens pain, says new research http://bit.ly/4sEqWg #
• Pakistan Terror Wave – Suicide car bomb strikes mosque, blasts police station in Peshawar, Pakistan; 11 dead http://bit.ly/2wROBU #
• Poke off: Twentysomethings refuse to join Facebook, Twitter's social networking revolution http://bit.ly/1X06TJ #
• California appears poised to be first to ban power-guzzling big-screen TVs — latimes.com http://bit.ly/1GSNP5 #
• White House criticism of Fox increasing ratings: Murdoch http://bit.ly/2WqY6J #
• Scientists create 'sexual tsunami' – Telegraph http://bit.ly/4180IB #
• 'Ho White and the Seven Dwarves' beer advert angers Disney – Telegraph http://bit.ly/4aplNO #
• Berlin brothel cuts rates for 'green' customers – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1YLmuo #
• Burning bunnies helps keep people warm and cozy – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/32FHfU #
• Wal-Mart and Amazon.com trade price cuts on books – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3LjWxp #
• Astronomers Shocked: "The Edge Of The Solar System Is Tied Up With A Ribbon" (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/kQ4FO #
• In Praise Of Slow Sex http://bit.ly/3gbgIn #
• YouTube’s Bandwidth Bill Is Zero. Welcome to the New Net | Epicenter | Wired.com http://bit.ly/2VbKfV #
• An inconvenient tea party – Daniel Libit – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/nGwDT #
• Federal Deficit Hits All-Time High $1.42 Trillion http://bit.ly/2Ejtdn #
• Andromeda galaxy: Nasa Swift Satellite takes best-ever picture – Telegraph http://bit.ly/4GsN3a #
• Doctor says near-death experiences are in the mind – CNN.com http://bit.ly/3bbXxJ #
• Nicolas Cage sues ex-manager for 'financial ruin' (Reuters) – Yahoo! Movies http://bit.ly/AmG70 #
• Osama bin Laden: sunflower enthusiast with a passion for fast cars – Telegraph http://bit.ly/1Fzc65 #

Powered by Twitter Tools

• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past – Telegraph http://bit.ly/13xdLh #
• Worst losses in a year as Taliban storm NATO outpost – Times Online http://bit.ly/1YdX9a #
• Even as layoffs persist, some good jobs go begging – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3mhRY1 #
• France Considers Warning Labels for Airbrushed Photos – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/hrV6a #
• Goldman Sachs to be paid $1 Billion if CIT fails – Taxpayers Would Lose $2.3B – http://bit.ly/2gLjzr #
• Kiran Chetry Admits On CNN: Jon Stewart "Got Us" (VIDEO) – Oh, and Kiran Chetry is hot but that hair has to go! http://bit.ly/47WABR #
• WHAT?!!! SNL Vs. Obama: Sketch Details All The President's Failures Since Taking Office (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3tUNAG #
• Supreme Court to Hear Animal Sex Fetish Case | Newsweek National News | Newsweek.com http://bit.ly/2WTmND #
• Victoria's Secret model hopefuls audition at Yankee Stadium (Photos) http://bit.ly/1TIGnr #
• Swine flu kicks into higher gear: 'This is really just the beginning' http://bit.ly/uNWhF #
• "Too big to fail" must end for all: FDIC chief | Reuters http://bit.ly/vgzaq #
• Woman seeks revenge on cheating husband with Krazy Glue and his penis – WGN http://bit.ly/2vTs3W #
• Pistachio industry bets on 'sex sells' mentality with ads – USATODAY.com http://bit.ly/NL4i8 #
• "Congress will shackle the economy if it succeeds in acting against the dubious threat of disastrous global warming…" http://bit.ly/G28PY #
• American Thinker: UN Climate Reports: They Lie – Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/16eBih #
• Global Warming – A review of reality http://bit.ly/18s5q6 #
• "Arab states have launched secret moves with China, Russia and France to stop using the US currency for oil trading" http://bit.ly/25IlGn #
• Reuters AlertNet – Taliban Afghan momentum due to lack of U.S. troops http://bit.ly/2Rbugd #
• Vampires vow till death do us part at Ohio wedding – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/epC4f #
• Italian scientist reproduces Shroud of Turin – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3MbX1 #
• Conservative Bible Project Cuts Out Liberal Passages – This is perhaps the most stupid thing I've heard in a long while! http://bit.ly/wOGnK #
• FTC: Bloggers Must Disclose Payments For Reviews — Or Pay Big http://bit.ly/rmuuw #
• Katla McGlynn: Kevin Smith Talks Judd Apatow, Weed, And His Post-'Zack And Miri' Depression http://bit.ly/2he6t #
• Politics meets porn in Japan | GlobalPost http://bit.ly/b9xMC #
• Germany: Brigitte Magazine Swaps Thin Models With "Protruding Bones" For Real Women http://bit.ly/4zh14g #
• Moobs, man-boobs, gynecomastia – whatever you call 'em, more guys turn to surgery to get rid of them http://bit.ly/p0SeI #
• Erin Andrews naked video suspect Michael David Barrett may have taped other women http://bit.ly/PwYUC #
• NYC terror suspect Najibullah Zazi met with senior al Qaeda operative, say intelligence officials http://bit.ly/q86ql #
• Hollywood braced for budget cuts http://bit.ly/2MHmBb #
• Rush Limbaugh 'continuing the process' to buy NFL's Rams http://bit.ly/VxCXP #
• Airline goes green by asking passengers to use the toilet before boarding | Mail Online http://bit.ly/1FOa03 #
• Higher taxes in health care bill – The Associated Press: http://bit.ly/1×8aLJ #
• "The United Nations called on Tuesday for a new global reserve currency to end dollar supremacy" http://bit.ly/O63Yx #
• Plastics Chemical Tied to Aggression in Young Girls – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2MSfvo #
• NASA has discovered the biggest but never-before-seen ring around the planet Saturn – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/XyMdy #
• Can your pants size predict your cancer risk? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2GH8q7 #
• Watch Michael Moore And Sean Hannity Face Off: Did Hannity Fib About Going To Church? (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/NsTrS #
• Google CEO Eric Schmidt: 'We Voluntarily Paid $1 Billion Too Much For YouTube' http://bit.ly/1y3vY #
• Kindle Price Cut: Amazon Launches International Version, Lowering Cost Of U.S. Version To $259 http://bit.ly/30XLdt #
• ESPN's 'Body Issue' Of Naked Athletes: Serena Williams, Dwight Howard, Adrian Peterson, More Pose Nude (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/ZOudx #
• Waiter fired for twittering about celebs | Technically Incorrect – CNET News http://bit.ly/STskd #
• Threat of next world war may be in cyberspace: UN http://bit.ly/2RFrB1 #
• Health bill would cost $829B, help cover 94 pct – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/HUrQi #
• Sex crime charges shock Oregon "posting Craigslist ads to solicit others to join in group sex with a 14-year-old girl" http://bit.ly/O4xrX #
• American troops in Afghanistan losing heart, say army chaplains – Times Online http://bit.ly/bW81Q #
• Guy Ritchie: Madonna Is Retarded http://bit.ly/yjRNg #
• Pot Legalization Gains Momentum In California http://bit.ly/pFK9u #
• Leather, lace and rubber are hallmarks of new "dominatrix chic" (Photos) http://bit.ly/pRTTs #
• Pill has changed women's taste in men "hormones in the oral contraceptive suppress a woman's interest in masculine men" http://bit.ly/OdS9o #
• Study: Windows 7 doesn't boot faster | Beyond Binary – CNET News http://bit.ly/4vb2So #
• It's time to say good-bye to GeoCities | Webware – CNET http://bit.ly/1r2KHP #
• The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers – CNN.com http://bit.ly/GtfIi #
• The criticism that Ralph Lauren doesn't want you to see! – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/4aSXDo #
• Saudis ask for aid if world cuts dependence on oil | Energy | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle http://bit.ly/14xdbu #
• No Kidding: Snow on Sunday! | NBC Chicago – Earliest Ever! Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/18zlRc #
• College issues dress guidelines — for teachers – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/16eNqk #
• Feds: Food stamps swapped for Viagra, booze, porn – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/4qAywK #
• Man accused of putting beer in infant's bottle – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/150A74 #
• Here's a good example of why we are becoming a Police State, and it should scare you. – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/29pIUn #
• Miley Cyrus quits Twitter, deletes account – Her fans are welcome to follow the Beefboy instead http://bit.ly/2×1CDG #
• Puff iPhone App Simulates Looking Up Girls' Skirts (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/19SWOx #
• Most Inappropriate Google Suggests Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL) http://bit.ly/t7ayY #
• Lawsuit — Dr. Phil Trapped Me, Touched My Boob | TMZ.com http://bit.ly/2ot3xO #
• Yahoo ponders the meaning of search | Relevant Results – CNET News http://bit.ly/bxX3a #
• Facebook's mounting customer service crisis | The Social – CNET News http://bit.ly/vXSpB #
• Stealth Stimulus: Democrats Move to Spend Billions More on Jobs Programs http://bit.ly/2ZeRBt #
• Lesbians in Military Discharged More Than Gay Men http://bit.ly/3FiWu #
• Russia Refuses Lesbian Couple Marriage Plea http://bit.ly/I9d0S #
• Someone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant – Real world road rules busted implant – Jezebel http://bit.ly/46Cjui #
• Think Progress » New Oklahoma law will publicly post details of women’s abortions online. http://bit.ly/JuPWr #
• Senators Vote to Renew Patriot Act Spy Powers | Threat Level | Wired.com http://bit.ly/ECc2Z #
• Even Modest Exercise Boosts Self-Image | LiveScience http://bit.ly/FGVv1 #
• Hit the mute! Why TV commercials are so loud, and how that may change — DailyFinance http://bit.ly/MY12K #
• 6 Jaw-Dropping Parkour Scenes From The Big Screen « Beck’s Beer – The global official website http://bit.ly/aEYyl #
• Why Winning the Nobel Peace Prize Could Hurt Obama – TIME http://bit.ly/poGUa #
• Finally, after all his accomplishments, Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize! I was worried that the committee were a bunch of racists. #
• New Post: Gravure Idol Yuuri Morishita Sexy Photos http://bit.ly/h2v86 #
• @baldangryman If you ride a 250cc Honda Rebel, leave Joe Rocket jacket at home. in reply to baldangryman #
• New Post: Penthouse Pet: Alisha King (Photos) http://bit.ly/ePcZp #
• New Post: Penthouse Pet: Maya Gates (Photos) http://bit.ly/qw2ja #
• Apparently Iran doesn't enjoy taking threats as much as they enjoy giving them – http://bit.ly/1IkLe7 #
• California Budget Is Already in the Red 10 Weeks After Passage – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/x08i5 #
• BBC NEWS | "What happened to global warming?" Ooops! Looks like Global Warming is Bullshit! http://bit.ly/uSzUo #
• Threat to sue athlete for fund-raising brothel – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/11ZOYK #
• Man faces prison, flogging over TV sex revelations – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/CI37I #
• Aye Carumba! Marge Simpson poses for Playboy cover – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2FJTI9 #
• Tara Reid Strips For Playboy, Calls Lipo Scars Her 'Battle Wounds' http://bit.ly/DSXNW #
• Miss Plastic Hungary 2009 (PHOTOS): A Pageant For Surgically Enhanced Beauties http://bit.ly/mQEiA #
• 'The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee' Trailer: Blake Lively In Bondage Wear, Naked With Alan Arkin http://bit.ly/ukxvN #
• Winner of Nobel Peace Prize decided by five Norwegians "A handful of Norwegian political has-beens decide who gets it" http://bit.ly/nYXLu #
• Taliban terrorists masquerading as Pakistani soldiers attack Pakistan army headquarters http://bit.ly/XBLu6 #
• Google: Computer memory flakier than expected | Deep Tech – CNET News http://bit.ly/2FoDNQ #
• Adobe brings Photoshop.com to the iPhone | Web Crawler – CNET News http://bit.ly/17Bbye #
• Telephone Company Is Arm of Government, Feds Admit in Spy Suit | Threat Level | Wired.com http://bit.ly/v3Nlm #
• Nanotechnology: sci-fi fears vs. a world of innovation – Health – MiamiHerald.com http://bit.ly/11ByHk #
• Can Life Survive Deep Space? Let’s Send It There! | Wired Science | Wired.com http://bit.ly/2QSFzi #
• 21 (mostly) sexy female stormtroopers (Photos) | SCI FI Wire http://bit.ly/4Ch61R #
• Courthouse News Service http://bit.ly/MxFb6 #
• New Post: Clone Wars Restoring the Force to the Star Wars Universe http://bit.ly/69baC #
• Global warming hooey | Winnipeg Sun "Worries about climate are being manufactured by the international left" http://bit.ly/fjaKu #
• Steward's 10 'Myths' About Global Warming and CO2 Damage – Washington Whispers (usnews.com) http://bit.ly/2OaJIl #
• Clear-cut all old-growth forests immediately! It's the only way to save us from nature's evil carbon emissions! #
• Miley Cyrus Raps Her Twitter Farewell – Miley Cyrus – Jezebel http://bit.ly/2CGw2v #

Powered by Twitter Tools

• Just 41% of voters nationwide now favor the health care reform proposed by President Obama and congressional Democrats. http://bit.ly/vkoj5 #
• "SNL" Newbie Drops the F-Bomb On Air | NBC Washington http://bit.ly/MI5q7 #
• After several tries, U.S. officials finally nab Roman Polanski in 1970s rape case Los Angeles Times http://bit.ly/vz9DK #
• Store launches underpants for left-handed men – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/CMRcS #
• male college student to pump his breasts for three months to see if he can lactate – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/KIUuP #
• Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get married – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/GYOBK #
• Vick's return: 11 plays, 30 total yards – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1lRxoC #
• Obama And Bush Are Both Symbols Of Executive Power Run Amok, Says Historian Garry Wills http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ http://bit.ly/1TiMtA #
• Bank of America Pulls Back From Acorn Work – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/15MHtW #
• Oklahoma City Bombing Tapes Appear Edited: Attorney (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/RiDUG #
• Who Has The Best Chest In Hollywood? (PHOTOS, POLL) http://bit.ly/2Uh2mb #
• Stars who strip for a cause (Photos) http://bit.ly/1Yo2fs #
• Whose Internet is it, anyway?… the Federal Communications Commission's proposed Net neutrality rules http://bit.ly/89F1t #
• What's government's role in making the Web secure? http://bit.ly/3T64Jo #
• Secret Agent Editors – WSJ.com "The Obama scandals bring a new era of opacity at the New York Times." http://bit.ly/wZftA #
• The Public Editor – Tuning In Too Late – Op-Ed – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/1AWbrN #
• Fox's Glenn Beck increasingly sets media's agenda | Media Matters for America http://bit.ly/SSyeU #
• Get vaccinated or get fired Newsday.com http://bit.ly/P1jrH #
• Transgender Candidate Running Against Representative Sally Kern – KOTV.com | http://bit.ly/2gooaK #
• Activists protest Virginia Strip Club's Obama banner http://bit.ly/jns1Y #
• John Kerry says, "I don't know what 'cap and trade' means." http://bit.ly/1VSAEw #
• Secret Service Probing Obama Assassination Poll on Facebook – FOXNews.com http://bit.ly/3wtV9q #
• 850 Mostly Blind, Pale Creatures Discovered Underground – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/fdYjm #
• Roman Polanski's Arrest: Why the French Are Outraged – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/juZgR #
• Chinese cyberattacks target media ahead of anniversary – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/26ZY3r #
• Liberals seek health-care access for illegals – Washington Times http://bit.ly/ISFg7 #
• China finds bird-like dinosaur with four wings – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/37oUyq #
• NASA's Moon-Crashing Spacecraft Gets New Crater Target – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/EdxwO #
• Derivatives: Bailed-Out Banks Still Making Billions Off Risky Bets http://bit.ly/1S5ev #
• Leading Dem Plans To Blow Up Deal With Big Pharma http://bit.ly/ghAk #
• Conan O'Brien FALLS, Hits Head, Injures Himself (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/WOT8b #
• American Vice: Mapping the 7 Deadly Sins – Wired – http://bit.ly/1gIxz #
• North Korea Warns Against Sanctions, Says It Will Strengthen Arsenal If They're Imposed http://bit.ly/Hejzi #
• Michael Rubin, Bob Baer: Better Than 50-50 Chance Israel Strikes Iran Within A Year (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/DpbzQ #
• "Family Guy" Goes Disney (VIDEO): The Pie Song http://bit.ly/18pqb5 #
• Two U.S. Navy service members killed by a ROAD BOMB in the Philippines – CNN.com http://bit.ly/V8e2g #
• In those Burger King ads, Carrot Top looks like shit. I mean more than usual. #
• Al Qaeda Bombers Learn New Tactic… Hide it Up Your Ass! http://bit.ly/1KJIFz #
• "A specter is haunting Europe — the specter of Socialism’s slow collapse." http://bit.ly/XXmxP #
• Without Bush, media lose interest in war caskets | Washington Examiner http://bit.ly/4fpYQ8 #
• Sneezing fetishist arrested | BartlesvilleLIVE http://bit.ly/1fWn2e #
• Gore Vidal: ‘We’ll have a dictatorship soon in the US’ – Times Online http://bit.ly/2ck27s #
• Student accused of rubbing sleeping women's legs – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/XuM1c #
• Public Option Amendments Fail In Senate Finance Committee http://bit.ly/A1zx7 #
• Welcome "Sexile" to the world lexicon – No Sex When Roommate Present (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/DIz8F #
• Starbucks Via instant coffee gets lukewarm reviews in New York debut http://bit.ly/1Dnexk #
• An exhibition at the Tate will feature a photo of a nude 10-year-old Brooke Shields alongside sexually explicit pop art http://bit.ly/ryQqJ #
• Stars show off their beach bods (Photos) http://bit.ly/Vpmud #
• Love me tender? Not exactly, 'too rough' American men come fifth in poll of world's worst lovers http://bit.ly/y7Gv7 #
• Huge 507-carat diamond found in South African mine http://bit.ly/6lEp5 #
• A quieter iPod? EU seeks law to limit mp3 player volume http://bit.ly/cAPJs #
• Tokyo governor says Olympics-2016 Games could be the last because of Global Warming | Reuters http://bit.ly/54vRf #
• Is This Real? – Swine Flu: Take Your Shot or Get on the Bus – Very Scary Shit – (Video) http://bit.ly/mML9h #
• Cops: Woman fried, ate goldfish amid fight with ex – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/21JKdV #
• Women may adapt to pain faster than men – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/kXGeJ #
• Former prosecutor says he lied about Polanski case – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/6PxgD #
• Miss Singapore World resigns after lingerie fraud – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/LUCUl #
• Empire State Building lit for China – What the hell is going on here?!! – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/30732t #
• Dementia Risk Higher for NFL Players – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3EdqnN #
• Michelle Obama: It's a 'sacrifice' to travel to Europe to pitch for the Olympics. But I'm doing it for the kids. http://bit.ly/11Cmt1 #
• Multi-Millionaire Filmmaker Michael Moore: ‘Capitalism Did Nothing For Me’ http://bit.ly/g2ZjA #
• TSA to expand use of body scanners – USATODAY.com http://bit.ly/3wy8WD #
• Swine flu could overload U.S. hospitals: report | Reuters http://bit.ly/2TmbpE #
• Florida college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/JE9eT #
• Rental pets and robots in "Blade Runner" Tokyo – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/v7j2w #
• Schwarzenegger asked to close prostitute Website – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/40Wrqu #
• Body hair fetish shop forced to raise arms in surrender | The Tokyo Reporter – News, Features, and Photos from Tokyo http://bit.ly/A05Jd #
• David Letterman Details Extortion Plot, Admits Sexual Affairs With Staffers – ABC News http://bit.ly/Lwg3v #
• Scientists find path to fountain of youth http://bit.ly/2ulC88 #
• White House lashes out at Fox News for 'lies' – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3BOokW #
• On Alien World, It Rains Rocks – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/BoeOm #
• Tony Blair Set To Become Europe's First President – Times Online http://bit.ly/P9c6P #
• Welcome "Stiletto Stoners" to the world lexicon: Successful Career Women Who Unwind With Pot (VIDEO, POLL) http://bit.ly/KwSVK #
• Oldest "Human" Skeleton Found–Disproves "Missing Link" http://bit.ly/hoB11 #
• The world hated Bush, but they respected him. They love Obama, but they do not respect him. Which do you think is better? #
• CNN Reporter: Maybe ‘Hope and Change’ Didn’t Sell to International Olympic Committee http://bit.ly/1uOBlK #
• U.S. employers cut a deeper-than-expected 263,000 jobs in September, lifting the unemployment rate to 9.8 percent http://bit.ly/15qj7k #
• FBI: Man arrested in ESPN reporter Erin Andrews nude video case http://bit.ly/yuVTk #
• Cops: Massachusetts couple beat man at KFC over slow order – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/Gn16Z #
• Clerk: Show me the gun and I'll show you the money – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/vVVxI #
• Gas mask in a bra leads IgNobel awards – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/VtXaq #
• English archaeologists find new prehistoric site "Bluehenge" – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2jnjad #
• NFL, NBA and NHL in a twitter over tweeting – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/14lRd5 #
• Analysis: Chicago's loss is a blow to Obama, too – "he's a better talker than closer, more celebrity than statesman" – http://bit.ly/3JOlv #
• For the First Time Ever, U.S. Unemployment Now Lasts Longer Than Benefits http://bit.ly/14RRNK #
• Brown and Sarkozy fought with Obama over Iranian nuclear announcement – Telegraph http://bit.ly/ZBl6L #
• SNL Mocks Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar For Uninformed Roman Polanski Defense (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/1Ebgs #
• Ted Williams' Head Reportedly Severed, Beaten With Monkey Wrench At Cryonics Facility http://bit.ly/hq62v #
• NASA/Harvard Teams Say "Finding a Second Earth Could Happen Anytime Now" http://bit.ly/2y9f10 #
• Nissan's robot cars mimic fish to avoid crashing | Crave – CNET http://bit.ly/fKgkO #
• Is the iPhone hurting AT&T's brand? – CNN.com http://bit.ly/EqxeU #
• 10 sites to help you navigate the new world of music – CNN.com http://bit.ly/NfWYc #
• "The great global warming scare is over" Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/seM8y #
• Global temperatures have been relatively stable and may even drop in the next few years. Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/18g5pQ #
• "the threat of climate change is grossly overstated by Al Gore and his ilk" Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/1QjzwY #
• Too Much Time and Too Much Money Spent on a "Botched Lab Experiment" Global Warming is Bullshit http://bit.ly/135fCT #
• "Clean Energy Jobs and American Power Act of 2009" is still "Cap and Trade" and Global Warming is Still Bullshit http://bit.ly/4kAmJm #
• CIT debt swap could cost U.S. more than $1.8 billion | Reuters http://bit.ly/hC7Jw #
• Health insurance bills could be hardship for many – "less than the rent, but it's probably more than a car loan payment" http://bit.ly/Olxh1 #

Powered by Twitter Tools

• Trick or Tweet? Twitter launches crackdown after millions are duped by fake accounts | Mail Online http://bit.ly/1tqCfj #
• Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/wZh83 #
• Based on models of rampant infectious diseases, civilization would be doomed if we were ever attacked by zombies. – http://bit.ly/1MmyoD #
• Poor Representative Charlie Rangel isn't unethical about taxes, he's just so concerned with others he neglects himself http://bit.ly/IqTAX #
• Thigh Highs: Which Celeb Wears Them Best? (PHOTOS, POLL) http://bit.ly/rBsBG #
• Unidentified Creature: Panama Teens Discover Alien-Like Animal (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/BBPMr #
• The Best Day I Ever Had | The Couch Pirates http://bit.ly/4xasE2 #
• ‘Social’ phones to reveal all about your caller, also forward facing camera for video calls http://bit.ly/C1bzD #
• Commander of U.S. in Afghanistan says: More Forces or 'Mission Failure' http://bit.ly/1axP2G #
• Sunday Obamathon Turns Into Media Critique; Says Press is Perpetuating 'Rude' Behavior | NewsBusters.org http://bit.ly/2LGS1S #
• California horrorcore rapper suspected of killing 4 – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/fhPyD #
• Scandinavia Fights Female Genital Mutilation http://bit.ly/FivHi #
• Russian Billionaire Installs Anti-Photo Shield on Giant Yacht | Gadget Lab | Wired.com http://bit.ly/ks0en #
• Netflix awards $1M prize to improve movie picks by AP: Yahoo! Tech http://bit.ly/12F0zd #
• Mars was not always red: Surprising New Theory – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/bmiJa #
• Finally! Photos of Lingerie Football! Denver Dream VS. Los Angeles Temptation http://bit.ly/1LaAv #
• Prince Charles urges people to abandon cars, The Beefboy will do it after he does it! – Telegraph http://bit.ly/tBrDs #
• British Healthcare – One in six patients 'misdiagnosed' – Telegraph http://bit.ly/17xqW9 #
• Girls school attacked in Pakistan – Al-Qaida and the Taliban believe girls should not be educated – http://bit.ly/n8NyG #
• Terror arrest sparks gov't warning on mass transit – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/H1bE0 #
• Kirk Cameron's 'Origin Of Species' Plan: Ex-Actor To Distribute 50,000 Altered Darwin Books http://bit.ly/2X6gQt #
• Cuba's Fidel Castro Pushed for Nuclear Strike on the United States in the 80's – NYTimes.com http://bit.ly/B9n4W #
• Census: 150,000 Gay Marriages Reported http://bit.ly/1EBJBh #
• Google introduces the Fast Flip, a format that's designed to be as easy as reading a magazine http://bit.ly/2FQUVn #
• Jedi religion founder accuses Supermarket of religious discrimination | World news | guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/17CAw1 #
• Al-Qaida released a new 106-minute long video predicting President Obama's downfall at the hands of the Muslim world http://bit.ly/3rrGeI #
• Have sex to play better, sports stars urged http://bit.ly/13jjde #
• Game over: Florida cops caught playing Wii during drug raid – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/10VfHQ #
• Massachusetts postal worker admits to stealing 30,000 Netflix DVDs – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2HXmJX #
• Iranian police warned shopkeepers Tuesday not to use mannequins without headscarves or which exposed body curves – http://bit.ly/1aj8ER #
• Photographers sue Patriots' QB Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/C4vo7 #
• Beatles sell 2.25 million albums since September 9! – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/O35s3 #
• Obama to world: Don't expect America to fix it all – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3gaYVj #
• Mackenzie Phillips: I Slept With My Father – The Early Show – CBS News http://bit.ly/y2qa6 #
• Pelosi Seeks to Make Health Reform Bill More Liberal! – Political Hotsheet – CBS News http://bit.ly/SZFj #
• India’s lunar mission finds evidence of water on the Moon – Times Online http://bit.ly/OFskH #
• Twitter Spam: Phishing Scam Steals Twitter Passwords http://bit.ly/fd2E4 #
• Microsoft Courier: First Details Of Secret Tablet Computer Leaked (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/4BmXUH #
• Survey finds average woman has eight sex partners – and is drunk for at least five of them http://bit.ly/2OW9BM #
• Bandits in Sweden pull off daring multimillion-dollar heist with bombs, choppers & Bond-film flair http://bit.ly/7WgCk #
• ACORN sues Bretibart, and my Gladiators of the Moment, but loses IRS gig – Washington Times http://bit.ly/3iPGrX #
• Cronkite records destroyed by FBI – USATODAY.com http://bit.ly/2EAUGW #
• A world first: Vaccine helps prevent HIV infection – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/QWxVB #
• Iran's president rails against capitalism – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/dAFo6 #
• Census Worker Hanged: Bill Sparkman Found With "Fed" On Body http://bit.ly/3YoZVB #
• Government Watchdog: 'Extremely Unlikely' Taxpayers Will Recoup TARP Money – ABC News http://bit.ly/1avpBU #
• Barack Obama snubs British Prime Minister Gordon Brown over private talks | Politics | The Guardian http://bit.ly/2MWNO9 #
• Stem cell snorting holds promise for treating brain disorders City Pages – The Blotter http://bit.ly/lwyrR #
• Beware of Skinny Friends with Big Appetites – Health, fitness and medical advice http://bit.ly/2QUxeB #
• Fact-Checking Micheal Moore's 'Capitalism' http://bit.ly/14OuqD #
• US Republicans Slam Probe Of Humana Over Medicare Letter – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/3MbNKI #
• Picasso horse doodle expected to fetch £20,000 at auction | UK news | guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/33HhaL #
• Connecticut Karaoke Assault… and they say Simon Cowell is angry – September 24, 2009 http://bit.ly/bganp #
• (Video) We need a little less indoctrination and a little more MATH! – School kids taught to praise Obama http://bit.ly/1BMkfH #
• Robert Gibbs tried to quiet speculation about falling out between President Obama and British PM Gordon Brown http://bit.ly/U8eRC #
• Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper http://bit.ly/9bu5R #
• How Xbox Can Help Fight Heart Disease – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1pTlPE #
• Beyonce stirs Islamist ire in Malaysia again – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/fGP4J #
• Kirk Cameron Stands Behind Controversial Darwin Statements – Kirk Cameron : People.com http://bit.ly/4Bz3od #
• Man arrested in alleged attempt to bomb Dallas skyscraper | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News http://bit.ly/WWv7a #
• Russia Hopes U.S. to Extend Space Shuttle Operations – ABC News http://bit.ly/AFsoV #
• US May Face 'Armageddon' If China, Japan Don't Buy Debt – CNBC.com http://bit.ly/2lZws #
• At United Nations, Venezuela's Chavez smells hope, not sulfur – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/NPyL0 #
• Venezuela to fine networks that air 'Family Guy' – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/W4Z3T #
• Obama: Iran Has Secret Nuclear Facility http://bit.ly/S0au7 #
• The controversial communications chief for the National Endowment of the Arts Yosi Sergant Resigns http://bit.ly/aPzMR #
• Man Arrested For Arranging Sex Tryst With Baby AND Her Mother http://bit.ly/isfUt #
• Nintendo drops price of Wii by 20 percent as Sony and Microsoft make similar cuts http://bit.ly/42LTGh #
• Mom gets pregnant TWICE in two weeks through superfetation http://bit.ly/ga8Oi #
• UPDATE 1-Illinois man charged in plot to bomb federal offices | Markets | Markets News | Reuters http://bit.ly/SS6Tm #
• Mother of 12-year-old-girl-turned-dominatrix sentenced to 15 years – Kansas City News – Plog http://bit.ly/2j3iIk #
• Hey Saturday Night Live, you have 4 years of no funny if you can't figure out how to criticize Obama. #
• Obamacare – Pay up or go to jail! – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/g3epT #
• Marilyn Manson Shoots Swine Flu Snot Rockets | TMZ.com http://bit.ly/14N334 #
• Exhausted? How to Get Your Willpower Back – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/Vwhd6 #
• (Video) MMA fighter scares the SHIT out of EA executive http://bit.ly/46hh8I #
• Female Sprinter Faceplants Inches Short Of Victory [Video] http://bit.ly/6kFFA #
• Poland okays forcible castration for pedophiles – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1CG44d #
• Gizmodo Gallery in Nolita offers slice of heaven for tech geeks http://bit.ly/1ZGGjD #
• Natalie Portman Cast as 'Thor' Warrior Goddess Love Interest http://bit.ly/oCS24 #
• David Cronenberg will Direct 'The Fly' AGAIN -The Hollywood Reporter http://bit.ly/UMam8 #
• Twitter now worth $1 billion http://bit.ly/3yZ0Jd #
• Courtney Love threatening to sue Activision over Kurt Cobain's Avatar in Guitar Hero–The Hollywood Reporter http://bit.ly/4Cl0XH #
• Rare Space Object Discovered by High Schooler – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2mWWyf #

Powered by Twitter Tools

Look, I don’t see what the problem is here. You can get a whip cream show AND a cappuccino in the same place?!! These girls shouldn’t be fined, they should get the fucking Nobel Peace Prize!

At least this place justifies the cost of a double latte!

 

Congratulations, and imma let you finish… but Save The Boobs is the best public service advertisement of all time!

• Up to two million march to US Capitol to protest against Obama's spending in 'tea-party' demonstration | Mail Online http://bit.ly/14TBI4 #
• Gangster may have spread HIV through sex, tattoos | tattoos, apple, through – Local News – Victorville Daily Press http://bit.ly/12LlvG #
• Reuters Health: More than 40,000 Japanese aged 100 or over – We need to eat and exercise more like the Japanese – http://bit.ly/2U8Bc2 #
• Who sends a FAX any more? Seriously, if you can't generate or read a PDF file from an email, you need to hang it up. You're irrelevant! #
• Photos: Toxic Goddess – Modern Living Update | Dirk Hooper http://bit.ly/Nh8vz #
• Kanye West ruins Taylor Swift's big MTV acceptance speech as he storms on stage | Mail Online http://bit.ly/gnCys #
• News Headlines – Publicist: Patrick Swayze dies at 57 : Townhall.com http://bit.ly/14ftwv #
• Bin Laden calls Obama a Neo Conservative! – http://bit.ly/M6tBc #
• U.S. Senate denies funds for ACORN! | Politics | Reuters http://bit.ly/wHENj #
• Jupiter had temporary moon for 12 years – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/KtD8f #
• Aimee Louise Sword Raped Son She Gave Up For Adoption: Police (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/DgzsV #
• Press Accuracy Rating Hits Two Decade Low: Overview – Pew Research Center for the People & the Press http://bit.ly/J5yZQ #
• Jay Leno asked the question I wanted to ask Kanye. What would your mother think about what you did? To his credit, Kanye seemed contrite. #
• Obama calls Kanye 'jackass' – Patrick Gavin http://bit.ly/Voe3V #
• FBI, NYPD Raid Queens Apartments For Explosives – wcbstv.com http://bit.ly/PRbuT #
• WWE's Linda McMahon prepares Senate run – TheHill.com http://bit.ly/2bjwyj #
• House guidelines for Presidential put-downs – Glenn Thrush – POLITICO.com http://bit.ly/N8ohf #
• ABC News Anchor Charlie Gibson on ACORN Scandal: ‘I Don’t Even Know About It’ http://bit.ly/JJAGO #
• Audio: Obama Calls Kanye a 'Jackass' – TMZ.com http://bit.ly/i5JOH #
• Megan Fox Branded 'Dumb-As-A-Rock' And 'Classless' By 'Transformers' Crew, Michael Bay Responds http://bit.ly/12kKd1 #
• Obama Plans Record Five Back-to-Back TV Interviews Sunday – FIVE!!! – Please. Someone get our President a Reality Show! http://bit.ly/p2J2U #
• Obama supports extending Patriot Act provisions – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/c1MWb #
• Marvel Vs. Disney: Two Very Different Americas http://bit.ly/1pKI3q #
• ABC: Obama Critics 'Driven By Refusal to Accept Black President'; NBC Trumpets Carter's Racism Charges | http://bit.ly/1ENSvH #
• Rate This Chick: Amy | The Couch Pirates http://bit.ly/d3wc8 #
• FBI unit set for more anti-terror raids in Queens; Fears of Madrid-style subway bombings – sources http://bit.ly/thH3K #
• Dem Senator Warns of 'Big, Big Tax' on Middle Class in Baucus Bill – The Note http://bit.ly/5CZ8V #
• Obama Admin: Cap And Trade Could Cost Families $1,761 A Year – Taking Liberties – CBS News http://bit.ly/VwbfC #
• Naked man riding motorcycle charged with DUI – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/10rNQy #
• Kansas couple gets robbed while having sex in trash bin – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/JzpzK #
• British men flock to "guybrow" groomings! – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/aUp1p #
• White House collects Web users' data without notice – Washington Times http://bit.ly/13X6RL #
• Abercrombie sues Beyonce: fragrance plan stinks – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/478dRr #
• Embattled ACORN orders independent investigation – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/Wd1GT #
• Johns Hopkins Samurai Sword Incident, Man Kills Intruder With Sword (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/YQVX1 #
• Watch: "Keep Fucking That Chicken" says News Anchor Ernie Anastos, Curses On Air (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/yXYC2 #
• House votes to deny all federal funds for ACORN – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/OOvLL #
• "Venezuela's hugely successful beauty factory is feeling the global pinch" http://bit.ly/pF1kV #
• Coldest place in the solar system? The Moon! Even colder than Pluto. – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/cb5UI #
• Dueling 'racist' claims defuse once powerful word – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2SUBpb #
• Teen birth rates highest in most religious states – Kids and parenting- msnbc.com http://bit.ly/2Fqzo #
• Iran Can Make Nuclear Bomb: Atomic Watchdog http://bit.ly/HPZjB #
• Implanted Tooth Helps Blind U.S. Woman Recover Sight http://bit.ly/2iVlFk #
• Big 3 Evening Newscasts Stuck at Low Summer Levels, Down Steeply Since Late January | NewsBusters.org http://bit.ly/GvYUt #
• Obama: Legalize illegal immigrants to get them health care – Washington Times http://bit.ly/13htU1 #
• Rate This Chick: Amy | The Couch Pirates http://bit.ly/d3wc8 #
• Obama: Health care anger not motivated by his race – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2E4i5A #
• Iranian president raises stakes against Israel – "This regime (Israel) will not last long." – Reuters http://bit.ly/14WGwh #
• "FCC Proposal on Internet Bandwidth a Boon for Consumers and Silicon Valley, Blow to Telecoms" – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/44EDs #
• Cursive may be a fading skill, but so what? – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/2widNQ #
• Playfulness – Can Getting Experimental Lead To Orgasm? http://bit.ly/1hlyjP #
• Video: Susan Sarandon's Daughter's Stripper Role: "I Was Quite Banged Up," It's "Empowering" http://bit.ly/Y7flB #
• Marquee Rapist Caught On Tape Abducting Unconscious Woman (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3kCHch #
• (Video) – Biden On Carter: Opposition To Obama "Not Racially Based" http://bit.ly/IuKft #
• Andy Richter Kicks Wolf Blitzer's ASS on "Jeopardy"!!! (Video) http://bit.ly/1yj331 #
• "Americans who sell $1 items at garage sales risk fines of up to $15 million, thanks to new government laws." http://bit.ly/jaTZq #
• 9 year-old boy gets sex change | The Sun |News http://bit.ly/Dm79o #
• UN report says Swine flu could kill millions, pandemic results in anarchy unless western world pays for antiviral drugs http://bit.ly/1IkXm1 #

Powered by Twitter Tools

Over the past seven years I’ve had a lot of fun giving you the Beefboy’s Nutsack of the Moment, where I point out individuals or groups that do something worthy of derision. We are experiencing difficult times, whether it’s the economy, terrorism, government encroachment on our freedoms or a host of other issues, we need people who stand against tyranny, corruption and fear. From this point forward I will recognize individuals or groups that elevate our existence in some way, and I will call them The Beefboy’s Gladiators of the Moment.

Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe have become The Beefboy’s Gladiators of the Moment by single-handedly devising and executing a grand scale plan to take down a massive organization, corrupt to the core and funded by your tax dollars. Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has been in the news for the past two years for numerous nationwide charges for falsifying voter registration. More recently, ACORN has been in the news as the target of Giles and O’Keefe, who dressed like a pimp and a hooker and caught ACORN’s corruption on video in multiple cities (including Baltimore, D.C. and Brooklyn).

Due, almost solely to their efforts, ACORN has been stripped of their involvement with the 2010 American Census and stands to lose billions in dollars of funding from the government. The bulls-eye is squarely on ACORN (finally) and it’s thanks to Gladiators Giles and O’Keefe.

Old media is astoundingly silent on the extraordinary accomplishments of Giles and O’Keefe. Their story should make them media darlings, with appearances on The View and The Daily Show and The Tonight Show and Meet the Press… but they made one fatal error… they single-handedly destroyed a liberal institution, an institution that has ties to President Obama himself, and for that they are punished with omission.

Old media and the government pretend like they don’t know what happened, but The Beefboy does… and now you do too. I’m proud to make Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe The Beefboy’s first Gladiators of the Moment!

Oh… and by the way. Hannah is hot! Don’t think I missed that either.

This is brilliant. And very funny.

Kanye West has always been kind of a Nutsack’s Nutsack- a real old-fashioned connoisseur of Nutsackology. But this latest stunt on the MTV Video Music Awards where he grabbed the microphone away from little Taylor Swift and humiliated her on stage, is a whole new low for Kanye.

First off, Kanye is shorter than Taylor Swift, I think she could have taken him… I’m just saying. Secondly, even if you think that Taylor Swift winning that award was unjustified, it’s not her fault! Only a Giga-Nutsack, would ruin Taylor Swift’s moment in front of that crowd and the world. Only a repulsive bottom-feeding egotistical shitball would insert himself into that acceptance speech.

Thanks Kanye West! You’ve lowered the bar on being a nutsack. Again.

• New Article: Adolf Hitler Sex Video http://bit.ly/4wciTw #
• Van Jones gone? It's nice to have at least one less Communist in the White House. #
• Hey Mr. Smarmy Starbuck's Fuck, don't question my choice of coffee beans because you "know" better. #
• Obama May Need Sense of Crisis to Revive Health-Care Overhaul – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/pLNDh #
• Advert criticized over "young" partial nude model – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/OC52f #
• Daily Kos: Olbermann Says Send Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck http://bit.ly/3QzOCG #
• The Washington Independent » Glenn Beck’s Next Target: Cass Sunstein http://bit.ly/N5tNM #
• Stone film says U.S. demonizes Chavez, other leaders | Entertainment | Reuters http://bit.ly/mSX3H #
• My Way News – Venezuela to export gasoline to Iran http://bit.ly/XCcMJ #
• Cosmic cannibals, an alien abduction and clowns in space – Weird Science – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/dByoP #
• Florida care-giver was tricked into changing a pervert's diapers, but the law can't help her. – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/A1×3b #
• Sudanese woman fined for wearing pants, could become human rights case – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/Jxd9W #
• Why is Nancy Pelosi Protecting Charlie Rangel? | Judicial Watch http://bit.ly/19QIDF #
• Tila Tequila Hospitalized Following Attack by NFL Star Boyfriend – E! Online http://bit.ly/47pdi #
• Chick of the Moment: Tila Tequila Needs Your Support | The Beefboy Rants http://bit.ly/Q2wHt #
• Obama Back To School Speech: FULL TEXT http://bit.ly/yJoCi #
• Another Shocking Warning About Swine Flu Vaccine http://bit.ly/4Di06g #
• UN wants new global currency to replace dollar – Telegraph http://bit.ly/X3YMT #
• Swiss topple U.S. as most competitive economy: WEF – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1bvLO #
• Obama space panel says moon return plan is a no go – Yahoo! Finance http://bit.ly/3Q2PmS #
• Tolkien Trust settles 'Rings' lawsuit – Hobbit film a go – Variety http://bit.ly/exAb1 #
• Obama Wants a Sin Tax on Sodas – http://bit.ly/5zrSx #
• New and Improved Photos from Hubble Telescope Expected Wednesday http://bit.ly/2Fddir #
• Nope! Now Olbermann DOESN'T want Dirt on Beck. Why the Change? – http://bit.ly/1HEXby #
• Wacknut Nominee Cass Sunstein Believes Animals Should Sue Humans, Contact Your Senator Immediately! – ESPN http://bit.ly/3Lh0uy #
• How many prime-time speeches and specials is Obama going to have on Health Care? Does he want to be a President or a talk show host? #
• Does Feminist Porn Really Need Taxpayer Money? The Beefboy would like to pitch in some private funding. – http://bit.ly/137PMB #
• Republicans Bush and Schwarzenneger Top Mangled English Poll – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/kxlxg #
• DC Comics becomes DC Entertainment and goes through major restructure – Reaction to Disney's Marvel bid? – http://bit.ly/eOSH9 #
• Have you tried Arby's roast beef gyro? It haunts me… it's so good. #
• So, how about giving Obama a nightly talk show on MSNBC? He loves TV! Segments like "Stupid Congress Tricks" practically write themselves. #
• Congressman wants all 'czars' to testify – It's about time that congress assumes its Constitutional roll – http://bit.ly/qF2kS #
• Absolutely Breathtaking New Space Photos from Hubble | The Sun |News http://bit.ly/4nOXPJ #
• Ellen DeGeneres replaces Paula Abdul on "American Idol" – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/NK91w #
• Zombie master Romero's newest film "Survival of the Dead" targets discrimination – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3reNui #
• Robber returns to ask victim on a date – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/hgdSV #
• To save power, Bangladesh bans suits and ties | csmonitor.com http://bit.ly/13WLAg #
• Obama's Health Care Speech – What he said, what he meant – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/5qQ0V #
• FACT CHECK: Obama uses iffy math on deficit pledge – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/U5j8H #
• Hugh Hefner files for divorce in LA – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/ulSTG #
• Iraq's New Surge: Gay Killings | Foreign Policy http://bit.ly/yvhRv #
• Another Day, Another Republican, Another Sex Scandal… with a Lobbyist! – LobbyBlog http://bit.ly/26JE1 #
• Hottest Female US Open Players – The Huffington Post takes a cue from the Beefboy – (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/3dUGsE #
• Ordered "Rules for Radicals" and "The Coming Insurrection" from Amazon.com. Think I'm on a list now? No silly, those are lefty books. #
• Squeeze my limes. Squeeze The Beefboy's Limes!!! A cherry limeade with limes just thrown in there is rubbish! #
• Venezuela's Chavez draws closer to Moscow – Basically a shitstorm from every angle – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1fpdN #
• Runner is a 'hermaphrodite' | The Sun |News http://bit.ly/1TbbG2 #
• CNN Poll: Double-digit post-speech jump for Obama plan – CNN stacks the deck with 45% Dems and 18% Republicans – WTF? – http://bit.ly/3tSmn5 #
• FACT CHECK: Health coverage for illegal immigrants – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/IndJM #
• ACORN fires 2 after hidden-camera footage aired – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/8QGtN #
• Police Free 9 Women from fake "Big Brother" house – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/1hXIJO #
• Van Jones orchestrated plans within the government to "greenwash" the memory of 9/11 – http://bit.ly/T0KdD #
• Government gears up new tactics to restrict free speech on talk radio and control your browsing on the internet – http://bit.ly/17yqXC #
• Was "Saturday Night Live" Star Fired for Being Fat | The Wrap http://bit.ly/cTxTD #
• Yosi Sergant, Administration Aide Demoted: Glenn Beck Strikes Again http://bit.ly/iMm44 #
• If you liked Inglorious Basterds you should seek out the insightful and funny Adam Corolla podcast with Christoph Waltz. #
• Census Bureau Drops Acorn From 2010 Effort – Interesting that we only get a fraction of the story here – http://bit.ly/kQG36 #
• NOAA: Summer Temp Below Average for U.S. – 34th Coolest on Record – Global Warming or New Ice Age? Make up your mind! – http://bit.ly/USsg8 #
• German anatomists plan a new show dedicated solely to dead bodies having sex – Yahoo! News – http://bit.ly/A1zzW #
• History of Heckling a U.S. President and examples around the world – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/103DwA #
• Depp back for new 'Pirates' film coming in 2011 – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/BMGwL #
• Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov: Norway's Longest Name? http://bit.ly/pzF6f #
• Michael Savage Dropped From "Flagship" Radio Station http://bit.ly/4y6SCt #
• Photos: Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page Kiss | The Beefboy Rants http://bit.ly/XIV03 #
• Photos: Naked Twitter with Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Adrianne Curry | The Beefboy Rants http://bit.ly/WLY6D #
• New Article: Video: "Kate Is Enough" from Jimmy Kimmel http://bit.ly/TQWc6 #

Powered by Twitter Tools

I love this take on Jon and Kate Plus 8!

Dig it! George Takei bitches!!!

Tila Tequila is in the news for all the wrong reasons right now (through no fault of her own). Well, the Beefboy hates to see anyone that hot in distress, so I’m encouraging the Beefanatics to go visit her sites and show her some support. If you’re not familiar with Tila, then first, turn off the NASCAR channel and get a life, and next check her out on her own personal site and her MySpace page where she became famous in the first place (an MTV dating series didn’t hurt her popularity either).

Tila Tequila’s sites and some photos are below.

Tila Tequila’s Hot Spot
Tila Tequila’s MySpace Page

AIDS groups are condemning an anti-AIDS advertisement that shows Adolf Hitler having sex without a condom. This steamy ad, which is far beyond anything that could be shown on regular television, has the tag line “AIDS is Mass Murder”.

• Just watched "1984" on Netflix. It was beautifully bleak, and amazingly prescient of the times we live in. Big Brother is watching you. #
• College football gets me all wee-wee'd up! #
• Why is a 40-year-old woman who dates younger called a "cougar" and a man who does the same called a "pervert?" #
• Why Twitter Scares The NFL – http://bit.ly/wSYhC #

Powered by Twitter Tools

Follow The Beefboy’s Funky News updates in real time on Twitter @thebeefboy!