Category Archives: Galleries

Super Sexy Alex Sim-Wise Visits NAMM 2010 (Video)

If you know the Beefboy then you know that I’m all about the scrumptious Alex Sim-Wise! Well, she recently showed up on a segment of Attack with the Show and you can watch that below.

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Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Carl’s Jr. Video

It’s not as good as Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. ad, but Kim Kardashian sure makes the Beefboy consider eating a salad!

Sexy alt model Nina Kate in a neon-themed shoot for Bizarre Magazine (Video)

Bizarre Magazine has always been a favorite of the Beefboy’s and this shoot of Nina Kate is a good example why!

Undress Jess Booty Shaking Video!

Hey Beefanatics! I’ve been talking to and following the smokin’ hot Undress Jess for a while and had to share this booty shakin’ video with you all. She’s all over the place, so when you run into her, tell her the Beefboy sent you! Maybe she’ll do something special for you guys and let me post it here.

Sexy Teacher Dita Von Teese for PETA (Video, Photo)


If PETA wants the Beefboy’s attention, then having Dita Von Teese dress up like a sexy school teacher is a great place to start.

PETA’s new ABC campaign (Animal Birth Control) tackles the issue of companion animal overpopulation and urges people to do their part by taking simple steps to help end this crisis.

In her ad, Dita urges fans to “bone up” on their ABCs and, if they are considering adding a dog or a cat to the family, to adopt from a local animal shelter and be sure to get their new family member spayed or neutered.

Video is below.

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Adrianne Curry Announces She Plays World of Warcraft Naked… and Proves It!

One of the Beefboy’s top two chicks, Adrianne Curry, America’s Next Top Model winner, recently announced via Twitter:

“jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!”

She also took and tweeted a photo of herself wearing a headset, nude. (Caption: “me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft”).

Photo below.

A Naked Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft

A Naked Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft

Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip)

Annalynne McCord is mostly known for her role on the new “90210″ series, but has also made appearances in “Nip/Tuck,” “Day of the Dead” and “Transporter 2.”

While that’s all well and good, what makes Annalynne McCord the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment was her appearance on “The Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brian, where she proclaimed her love of the original “Star Wars” movies! She even has the good sense to put down the most recent three “Star Wars” movies because there was just too much CGI and not enough Han Solo.

So yes, loving Star Wars will get you on the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment list.

How long until Danger Darling comments that Annalynne is too skinny? All I can say is that she’s going to look great in that Princess Leia slave girl outfit when she comes to the Beef Cave. Photos are below.

The Annalynne McCord Website

Hot Photo Gallery of Tiger Wood’s Reported Mistresses

Look, this is not a hard news site and I don’t have a staff of one hundred reporters to keep up with all of Tiger Woods’ alleged flings. Frankly three more have come forward since I started compiling photos, so at this time the number is SIX! At this point it might be easier to make a gallery of chicks who DIDN’T sleep with Tiger, than those who did. In fact, if you have a vagina and Tiger didn’t hit on you, then you should be upset.

Let the Beefboy make a few observations. I’ve heard a lot of people who admire Tiger for his image and accomplishments (I’m one of them) who say this is no one’s business. I think it’s interesting that this is the first time I’ve heard these people complain about being in the middle of someone’s private business. If it’s okay to be in Britney Spears personal life, or Michael Jackson’s… then guess what?… it’s okay to be in Tiger’s too.

The bottom line is very simple Beefanatics. If Tiger had not been married he could have stuck his Fairway Wood in anyone he wanted- and more power to him! But instead, he chose to marry an outrageously hot Scandinavian super model and have a kid. I just can’t manage to feel sorry for someone who had that and felt that his marriage vows and the well-being of his child were secondary to his wiener.

I don’t care how much you like this guy or respect him for what he’s done. Cheating is cheating. Done and done.

Now, with all that said, Tiger’s rogues gallery is an impressive collection of hot-ass chicks! I wouldn’t be embarrassed if this crowd of honeys lined up to say they had slept with me! I imagine most guys would feel the same way.

These girls will all seek fame and fortune from this scandal. Out of all the girls, Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs are well positioned to blow up. Grubbs in particular has some nude photos and a sex tape that the internet is waiting on. Only time will tell.

So, here’s the list of girls, in no particular order:

Rachel Uchitel
Jaimee Grubbs
Cori Rist
Kalika Moquin
Jamie Jungers
Mindy Lawton

Photos are below:

WWE Diva Ashley Massaro in Alleged High Class Escort Scandal (Photos)

WRESTLING stunner and WWE Diva Ashley Massaro has been accused of previously working as a high-class hooker charging clients $25,000 a night.

Ashley Massaro has responded on her MySpace blog to not believe the accusations and that she’s contacting a lawyer as we speak. Go get ‘em Ashley.

If you’d like to support her you can visit her aforementioned MySpace page or follow her on her Twitter account.

Photos of Ashley are below. If you’d like to see her nude Playboy photos please go here.

Julia Benson Stargate Universe Stunner Nude Photos

Julia-benson-004Thanks to Stan, who mentioned that Sci-fi Babe Julia Benson should be in my Top 25 Sci-fi Babes of 2009. I published the article a few months ago, before Stargate Universe took off on SyFy, so she just missed out on this year’s list. Rest assured that Julia Benson will make the list next year!

Well naturally, I’m not about to make the Beefanatics wait that long to celebrate Julia’s dark curly hair and bodacious boobs! You can see a set of promotional photos of Benson, plus some nude photos from the episode of Master’s of Horror that she appeared in.

After seeing these pics, I think I’m going to have to add her to my fantasy Wonder Woman movie. I know Stan’s into her… what do the rest of you think?

If you want to see the clip of Julia Benson and a bunch of other nude celebrities they have it on my sponsor Mr. Skin.

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Fox on FOX (Photos)

According to the FOX News site, Kimberly Guilfoyle joined FOX News Channel (FNC) in January 2006 as the host of the one-hour crime-based program, “The Lineup,” and it is the highest-rated cable news program in its time slot. She also currently serves as a legal analyst for FNC.

Is there any question why everyone is watching FOX so much? Kimberly Guilfoyle is just the tip of the iceberg. I wrote an article on the subject of the outrageously gorgeous women of FOX News back when Laurie Dhue was a fixture. Since then the hottness has exploded.

I’ll do my best to present the Foxes on FOX over the coming weeks and months… after all, I plan on being fair and balanced too!

Chick of the Moment: Maliah Michel

Uhmmm… wow! Even white boys got to shout- this baby’s got back!

Welcome to Maliah Michel, recent winner of Smooth magazine’s African-American man’s favorite model. Sexy Maliah, who appeared in videos for Busta Rhymes and The Game, beat internet pin-up Deelishis, singer Angel and even bust-out hottie Vida Guerra to win the top spot in the Smooth Girl 100 list.

If you want to see more of Maliah (and I know you do) please visit her official site and friend her on MySpace.

Official Maliah Michel Website
Maliah Michel MySpace Page

Here’s some photos and a couple of videos so you can get to know Maliah better!

Alex Sim-Wise Nude Video

alex-sim-wiseIf you’ve been following the Beefboy for a while then you know that I have two models that rank at the top of my list (and who need to dump their respective zeros and get with the Beef hero)! One of those models is the lovely and talented (and kinky and geeky) Adrianne Curry. The other is the outrageously hot (and funny and geeky) Alex Sim-Wise.

So, I am proud to bring you the first of three promotional videos from Mac and Bumble, featuring none other than dreamgirl Alex Sim-Wise, showing at least one reason why she’s at the top of the pack.

Click here to download Alex Sim-Wise Video.

You can see much much more of her at Mac and Bumble site who were gracious enough to give this video to us.

What do you think about Alex?

Television Review: “Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series”

terminator-bloodgoodWhen I ran into “Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series” animated short, I instantly thought back to the “Animatrix” and “Batman: Gotham Knight” animated shorts, which were exceptionally well done and offered some very talented animators the opportunity to play in the worlds of The Matrix and Batman. “Machinima” was offered via On Demand, at a slight discount, so I pulled the trigger on the purchase. While I won’t be getting my money back for that decision, I can certainly use the power of my 5 million hits a month, to make sure you don’t make that same mistake!

“Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series” is a segmented computer animated series that follows Moon Bloodgood’s character Blair Williams as she looks for a “ghost” that is screwing up communications. What follows is a repetitive mundane story that literally put me to sleep. Frankly, if a hot chick gunfighting with robots can’t hold my attention then you’ve seriously got a problem!

What burns me most about this animated series has nothing to do with the writing. While watching “The Machinima Series” I couldn’t help but wonder why the animation was so exceptionally poor. The CGI looked like a video game. So, I got online and did a little research, and what do you know; it was created using the same graphics engine that the “Terminator: Salvation” video game used!

So, what we have in “Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series” is an insult of the highest order; a poorly-written visual wreck offered to steal your money. If these episodes were given to the public as a free bonus, or part of a viral campaign, then I’d be the first guy to positively acknowledge the gesture. But this is a flagrant attempt to remove you from your hard earned money and both the creators of “Terminator: Salvation” and the executives of Warner Brothers should be ashamed of themselves.

While I can save you from wasting your money, the only thing that will truly square things with the Beefboy is a date with Moon Bloodgood. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Twilight Star Poses Nude for PETA (Photo)

Christian Serratos, 19, from the upcoming “Twilight” film, is the latest celebrity to shuck her clothes off for PETA. Her TV credits include squeaky-clean shows like “Hannah Montana,” “Zoey 101″ and “7th Heaven.” Ahhh… they all have to grow up and get that naughty girl street cred, don’t they?

Christian’s naked ad debuts in the walk-up to her new movie. “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” opens November 20.

Tell me what you think below!


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Slave Girl Leia and Her Double Nap in Desert Sun


How about this photo that just emerged from the ether? Here is Carrie Fisher and her body double in the Slave Girl Bikini as they relax in the desert sun! Thanks to Kottke for the heads up.

Penthouse Pet: Ryan Keely

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