Here’s another chance to vote for my friend, Undress Jess in her Booty Shakin’ Video contest! Let’s get out there and show her how big the Beefanatic Nation is and give her some support! If she wins, maybe she will do something special for all of us.
Click here to vote for her now!
I think the NFL has some sort of event going on Sunday, but for the real action, look no further than this year’s Lingerie Bowl! The 2010 Lingerie Bowl, the Lingerie Football League’s signature event, will air during the Super Bowl XLIV halftime show on Sunday, February 7.
Want to know more? Visit the official LFL site here.
Enjoy the pre-game photos below:
If you know the Beefboy then you know that I’m all about the scrumptious Alex Sim-Wise! Well, she recently showed up on a segment of Attack with the Show and you can watch that below.
The Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment!
Redhead: Check
Skyscraper Tall: Check
Abnormally Thin: Check
Transparently Pale: Check
Weirdo: Check
Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check
Thinks Nudity is Art: Check
I’m asking too much to expect her to be a fan of Star Wars: Clone Wars, or to play video games, so I’m not pushing it (that’s why Lily Cole will not upset Adrianne Curry and Alex Sim-Wise at the top of my list). Still, she impressed my favorite film director Terry Gilliam, so that means she’s close to the Beefboy’s inner sanctum.
Below, I’ve got a great set of nude, semi-nude and sexy photos of Lily Cole to warm your cockles during this outrageously freezing January.
I realize what I go nuts over is contrary to what most guys and girls do, so chime in and set me straight in my comments section!
It’s not as good as Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. ad, but Kim Kardashian sure makes the Beefboy consider eating a salad!
Bizarre Magazine has always been a favorite of the Beefboy’s and this shoot of Nina Kate is a good example why!
Hey Beefanatics! I’ve been talking to and following the smokin’ hot Undress Jess for a while and had to share this booty shakin’ video with you all. She’s all over the place, so when you run into her, tell her the Beefboy sent you! Maybe she’ll do something special for you guys and let me post it here.
If PETA wants the Beefboy’s attention, then having Dita Von Teese dress up like a sexy school teacher is a great place to start.
PETA’s new ABC campaign (Animal Birth Control) tackles the issue of companion animal overpopulation and urges people to do their part by taking simple steps to help end this crisis.
In her ad, Dita urges fans to “bone up” on their ABCs and, if they are considering adding a dog or a cat to the family, to adopt from a local animal shelter and be sure to get their new family member spayed or neutered.
Video is below.
Learn More at PETA.org
One of the Beefboy’s top two chicks, Adrianne Curry, America’s Next Top Model winner, recently announced via Twitter:
“jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!”
She also took and tweeted a photo of herself wearing a headset, nude. (Caption: “me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft”).
Photo below.
A Naked Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft
Annalynne McCord is mostly known for her role on the new “90210″ series, but has also made appearances in “Nip/Tuck,” “Day of the Dead” and “Transporter 2.”
While that’s all well and good, what makes Annalynne McCord the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment was her appearance on “The Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brian, where she proclaimed her love of the original “Star Wars” movies! She even has the good sense to put down the most recent three “Star Wars” movies because there was just too much CGI and not enough Han Solo.
So yes, loving Star Wars will get you on the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment list.
How long until Danger Darling comments that Annalynne is too skinny? All I can say is that she’s going to look great in that Princess Leia slave girl outfit when she comes to the Beef Cave. Photos are below.
Look, this is not a hard news site and I don’t have a staff of one hundred reporters to keep up with all of Tiger Woods’ alleged flings. Frankly three more have come forward since I started compiling photos, so at this time the number is SIX! At this point it might be easier to make a gallery of chicks who DIDN’T sleep with Tiger, than those who did. In fact, if you have a vagina and Tiger didn’t hit on you, then you should be upset.
Let the Beefboy make a few observations. I’ve heard a lot of people who admire Tiger for his image and accomplishments (I’m one of them) who say this is no one’s business. I think it’s interesting that this is the first time I’ve heard these people complain about being in the middle of someone’s private business. If it’s okay to be in Britney Spears personal life, or Michael Jackson’s… then guess what?… it’s okay to be in Tiger’s too.
The bottom line is very simple Beefanatics. If Tiger had not been married he could have stuck his Fairway Wood in anyone he wanted- and more power to him! But instead, he chose to marry an outrageously hot Scandinavian super model and have a kid. I just can’t manage to feel sorry for someone who had that and felt that his marriage vows and the well-being of his child were secondary to his wiener.
I don’t care how much you like this guy or respect him for what he’s done. Cheating is cheating. Done and done.
Now, with all that said, Tiger’s rogues gallery is an impressive collection of hot-ass chicks! I wouldn’t be embarrassed if this crowd of honeys lined up to say they had slept with me! I imagine most guys would feel the same way.
These girls will all seek fame and fortune from this scandal. Out of all the girls, Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs are well positioned to blow up. Grubbs in particular has some nude photos and a sex tape that the internet is waiting on. Only time will tell.
So, here’s the list of girls, in no particular order:
Rachel Uchitel
Jaimee Grubbs
Cori Rist
Kalika Moquin
Jamie Jungers
Mindy Lawton
Photos are below:
WRESTLING stunner and WWE Diva Ashley Massaro has been accused of previously working as a high-class hooker charging clients $25,000 a night.
Ashley Massaro has responded on her MySpace blog to not believe the accusations and that she’s contacting a lawyer as we speak. Go get ‘em Ashley.
If you’d like to support her you can visit her aforementioned MySpace page or follow her on her Twitter account.
Photos of Ashley are below. If you’d like to see her nude Playboy photos please go here.
Thanks to Stan, who mentioned that Sci-fi Babe Julia Benson should be in my Top 25 Sci-fi Babes of 2009. I published the article a few months ago, before Stargate Universe took off on SyFy, so she just missed out on this year’s list. Rest assured that Julia Benson will make the list next year!
Well naturally, I’m not about to make the Beefanatics wait that long to celebrate Julia’s dark curly hair and bodacious boobs! You can see a set of promotional photos of Benson, plus some nude photos from the episode of Master’s of Horror that she appeared in.
After seeing these pics, I think I’m going to have to add her to my fantasy Wonder Woman movie. I know Stan’s into her… what do the rest of you think?
If you want to see the clip of Julia Benson and a bunch of other nude celebrities they have it on my sponsor Mr. Skin.
According to the FOX News site, Kimberly Guilfoyle joined FOX News Channel (FNC) in January 2006 as the host of the one-hour crime-based program, “The Lineup,” and it is the highest-rated cable news program in its time slot. She also currently serves as a legal analyst for FNC.
Is there any question why everyone is watching FOX so much? Kimberly Guilfoyle is just the tip of the iceberg. I wrote an article on the subject of the outrageously gorgeous women of FOX News back when Laurie Dhue was a fixture. Since then the hottness has exploded.
I’ll do my best to present the Foxes on FOX over the coming weeks and months… after all, I plan on being fair and balanced too!
Uhmmm… wow! Even white boys got to shout- this baby’s got back!
Welcome to Maliah Michel, recent winner of Smooth magazine’s African-American man’s favorite model. Sexy Maliah, who appeared in videos for Busta Rhymes and The Game, beat internet pin-up Deelishis, singer Angel and even bust-out hottie Vida Guerra to win the top spot in the Smooth Girl 100 list.
If you want to see more of Maliah (and I know you do) please visit her official site and friend her on MySpace.
Official Maliah Michel Website
Maliah Michel MySpace Page
Here’s some photos and a couple of videos so you can get to know Maliah better!
If you’ve been following the Beefboy for a while then you know that I have two models that rank at the top of my list (and who need to dump their respective zeros and get with the Beef hero)! One of those models is the lovely and talented (and kinky and geeky) Adrianne Curry. The other is the outrageously hot (and funny and geeky) Alex Sim-Wise.
So, I am proud to bring you the first of three promotional videos from Mac and Bumble, featuring none other than dreamgirl Alex Sim-Wise, showing at least one reason why she’s at the top of the pack.
Click here to download Alex Sim-Wise Video.
You can see much much more of her at Mac and Bumble site who were gracious enough to give this video to us.
What do you think about Alex?
