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Newsflash! Iran Is Not a democracy!

ahmadinejadApparently the Beefboy has to educate the old media. Yes, the Iranian “election” was fixed. No shit, nutsacks! Are you serious? You really don’t know that Iran is not a democracy?

First off, even if you buy the idea that the people of Iran had a fair election, the President of Iran doesn’t run the show! Iran has a SUPREME LEADER! It’s run by a religious dictator who calls the shots. The “President of Iran” is just the stupid fucker they pick to talk to us. He’s the mouthpiece for the cats IN CHARGE. The “President of Iran” is like the Student Council President; they may have been elected by the students, but the Principle is still in charge of the school!

However, the results of the Iranian election were determined before the first person cast a vote. The election provides the ILLUSION of democracy, to satiate a populace who desperately wants the power to determine their fate. The bottom line is that if the people of Iran want a REAL ELECTION, they have to forcibly remove the religious leaders who are actually running the country.

Only a revolution will give the people of Iran the opportunity to truly choose their own leaders. Anything less than a complete overthrow of the Iranian government means more results like we saw last week.

Someone please forward this article to newspaper and television reporters to help complete the education they should have gotten in college. I wouldn’t mind if you sent this to your friends in Iran as well.

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