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Congressional Commissions

dodd_christopherFuck! Are you mad yet? You should be! You should be ready to grab a torch or a pitch fork and head over to Congress!

Those nutsacks on the hill were all fired up to have a commission on steroid use in baseball, but the biggest financial crisis in 80 years somehow escapes any further inspection. Wonder why that is Beefanatics?

Advice from Senators Chris Dodd and Barney Frank on how to fix the financial crisis is a lot like Jack the Ripper forming a task force to cut down on serial killers. Wake the fuck up America! Chris Dodd and Barney Frank MUST be removed from congress for the sake of our country. The two nutsacks who are the most vocal about the economic crisis just happen to be the two nutsacks that created the crisis in the first place!!!

Congress… is there any chance we can get an INDEPENDENT commission to look into this? Or, as Clarice Starling said to Hannibal Lector, “You see a lot, doctor. But are you strong enough to turn that high-powered perception at yourself?”

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2 Responses to “Congressional Commissions”

  1. Brian says:

    So far, our lawmakers in Washington have gone after pro sports teams on the steroid issue, The New England Patriots over possible cheating in football games, and now they’re going after the NCAA over playoffs vs. the BCS (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4121294)! Maybe I’m looking at the world through the wrong set of glasses, but I see so many horrible things going on in our country alone, and these geniuses are wasting time worrying about children’s games played by adults! This needs to stop!

  2. TheBeefboy says:

    You nailed it Brian.

    I wrote this article a while back, but didn’t post it until recently. The night after I posted it, Congress had a hearing on the NCAA college football bowl system. While I’m a big proponent of the NCAA having a playoff system, I certainly as hell don’t want Congress involved!

    Congress has no business being involved in this decision, but more importantly (as I pointed out in the article above) they have an growing list of infinitely more important issues to deal with!

    I have no idea why no one else in old media, or new media, is talking about this, but I promise that, at the very least, I will continue to do what I can.

    Thanks for adding your voice to the outrage Brian.

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