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Kim Jong-il Gets Frisky

kim-jong-ilLet the Beef boy give you the real scoop on the latest missile test by Munchkin King, Kim Jong-il. This missile test was not done to affect political change. This missile test was not done to piss off China, South Korea or Japan. This test was not even to learn more about the science and application of launching long range missiles.

Kim Jong-il (The Munchkin King) launched that missile to test one thing and one thing only… our new President Barack Obama.

This is the first test of many to come. In the days preceding the launch, President Obama “cautioned” The Munchkin King. So, Kim Jong-il just gave a head-wagging “Now What? Bitch!” to the United States.

If President Obama comes out with some new sanctions, puts North Korea back on the terrorist list, contacts his Daddy (China) and moves a couple of carriers closer to North Korea, then The Munchkin King will piss his pantaloons and go back to jacking off to midget porn, like usual.

If, on the other hand, Obama wags his finger and pleads to the United Nations and gives a couple of warm and fuzzy speaches on the subject, then the other leaders of the world toilet nations will take note. And the tests will keep coming… and coming… and coming.

Watch and learn Beefanatics!

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