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Black Helicopter Talk with The Beefboy

Originally Published: March 9, 2009

ben_bernankeI think it’s time to consider the possibility that our leaders want the stock market to crash. Every time it looks like there is going to be some recovery, Ben Bernanke, Hank Paulson, Timothy Geithner, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, George Bush or Barrack Obama gets in front of a camera and starts talking down the economy, reinforcing how much we need more taxes, passing mammoth spending bills and telling you how evil capitalism is. 

I own my own public business and things were going fine until the Democratic led Congress and President George Bush passed the TARP bill in October and started telling us how tragic the economy was. Our phones stopped ringing THE NEXT DAY and it’s been downhill ever since.

All I can say is, if you came to the Beefboy and asked me for a recipe for tanking the economy, I’d do EXACTLY WHAT OUR LEADERS ARE DOING NOW. For six months, our leaders have made a series of decisions that are the polar opposite of what we know is effective in getting an economy to fire up again.

And by the way, enough of blaming Bush for the stock market. Either you are a leader or a whiner… and the Beefboy is hearing a lot of fucking whining from the White House. The stock market doesn’t bet on the past… they bet on the future and the market is down 20% since Obama got into office. Wall Street doesn’t vote with platitudes, it votes with cold hard cash, and right now, the vote is thumbs down!

Our leaders are either stark raving idiots, or they are doing this on purpose to advance their own pet projects and take power away from you. 

Pick one.

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- The Beefboy
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