Originally Published: February 5, 2009
One NBC affiliate ran a commercial for an online dating service for married people during the Super Bowl. That is… PEOPLE WHO ARE MARRIED WHO WANT TO DATE WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR SPOUSE.
I think that’s fantastic! Where else are you going to find such a complete list of nutsacks like this? Maybe a terrorist watch list? Membership roll for the KKK? If you want to fuck around while you’re married, get a fucking divorce. Don’t cheat on your spouse and bring home your D&D (Disease and Drama) to an unsuspecting and undeserving partner.
If you know anything about the Beefboy, then you should know that I’m no prude. In fact, I’m into some crazy shit. Believe that. In fact, if you’re in an “open relationship” and you are both screwing around then I have no problem with that. What happens between consenting adults is as American as apple pie!
But if you want to lie to your partner so you can get your rocks off without them knowing, Grow Up! You’re the nutsack who took the vows. Either your words mean something or they don’t. If you sign up for a dating service to cheat on your spouse then you’re a steaming pile of shit.
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