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December has shattered every previous record
for measuring how many of you are visiting.
The Beefboy Rants set records for visitors,
pages and hits! Thank you so much for a
great year.
Next
year is going to even be better. I'm going
to be updating more often, offer some new
daily features and bring you more podcasts,
hot galleries and goodies.
Dig
it!
December
30, 2007
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Playboy model Reby Sky,
whose real name is Rebecca Reyes, has attracted
some attention for a dust up during an arrest
in Tampa Bay.
She
contends the cops roughed her up and left
her with scrapes and bruises that will affect
her ability to work.
You
can look at the mug shot to the left and
tell what kind of mood she was in on the
night of the arrest. The cops say she was
beligerent and giving them the "get
your hands off of me" routine. It doesn't
look like anyone is debating this and cops
deserve to be respected. They have to put
up with a lot of shit from the worst in
society and they never know if you've got
a knife or a gun hidden somewhere.
With
that said, we also know that two grown men
should be able to subdue a 5'5", 110
pound model without roughing her up. She
may have been acting like a brat, but it's
their job to put up with brats.
The
Beefboy knows what you're thinking. "That's
a nice story Mr. Beefboy, but we want to
see some hot photos of Reby Sky!" Well,
I hear you and I'm here for you. Check out
the new Reby
Sky Beefboy Gallery!
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I just added a new feature on my Kinky
Stuff page. I will be updating a Playboy
photo DAILY, so drop by and check it out!
December
29, 2007
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That's WWE Diva and Playboy model Candice
Michelle who now has her own Beefboy
Gallery! To see more, please go to the new
Candice
Michelle Beefboy Gallery.
December
28, 2007
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The Beefboy has a new Chick of the Moment...
Victoria Beckham! Check
out my thoughts on her to the right in my
sidebar.
December
27, 2007
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Today’s assassination of Benazir
Bhutto in Pakistan instantly made
me appreciate just how brilliant our constitution
is and how lucky we are to not live in the
seat of chaos. Every four years we have
the ability to peacefully make a change
of power, merely by showing up to cast a
ballot. In Pakistan, the “democratic
process” is being played out at the
end of a rifle.
I
can’t help but think that this may
be a moment akin to the assassination of
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
prior to World War I. This event will inflame
Pakistan, which is both important to us
because Osama bin Laden
is hiding there and because Pakistan holds
a cache of nuclear weapons and teeters on
the brink of being run by Muslim radicals.
If it’s not handled correctly, we
could have a huge problem on our hands.
You heard it here first.
December
26, 2007
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The Beefboy got a chance to catch up on
some movies this last weekend. Live
Free or Die Hard was entertaining,
but it’s not easy to live up to the
original film. Die Hard, which
was a seminal action film, copied for the
past two decades, was a film about a normal
guy, trapped in extraordinary situations
and prevailing. Die Hard succeeded
because, unlike Steven Seagal
or Chuck Norris movies,
Bruce Willis was fragile.
You
were never certain he was going to make
it out alive. By the end of Die Hard,
Willis was bleeding, shoeless and looked
like shit. We enjoyed the movie because
he was the ultimate underdog.
In
Live Free or Die Hard the John
McClain character is jumping out of cars,
surviving explosions, walking away from
three story falls and riding on the wings
of a jet. He’s not every man –
he’s Superman. It’s still a
well done action flick, but the suspense
has been removed and with no suspense most
of the fun is gone too.
As
for the other movie I saw, Fantastic
Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was
just too goofy for me to enjoy. If I was
six years old I might think differently,
but Mr. Fantastic dancing with stretchy
arms just doesn’t do a damn thing
for me. I don’t think The Thing punched
anyone in the whole damn show. It’s
not the “Fantastic Four”…
it’s more like the “Fantastic
Rescue Team”. Pass.
- Fuck “Guy Liner”. Apparently,
we’ve now coined a phrase for eye
makeup for “men”. Well, I say
bollocks! What would President Teddy
Roosevelt have to say about that?
How about General Patton?
What do you think G. Gordon Liddy
has to say about “guy liner”?
I imagine they would all kick your emo ass,
give you a buzz cut and tell you nut up!
Dig
it!
December
25, 2007
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If you like that picture of WWE
Diva Torrie Wilson, you're going
to love the photos in the new Torrie
Wilson Beefboy Gallery!
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One last Christmas photo from the Toxic
Goddesses...
December
24, 2007
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Merry Christmas Beefantatics!
December
23, 2007
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How hot is new WWE Diva and Playboy model
Louise Glover? Well, check
out the new Beefboy
Gallery of Louise Glover and decide
for yourself!
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Speaking of the WWE... have you been to
the Couch
Pirates site? The Beefboy Rants started
there as a regular feature and I'm a regular
on Rate This Chick. Well, after an extended
absence, the Couch Pirates are back and
better than ever!
The
site is kicking off with a regular and insightful
series of articles from Couch Pirate Scott
about professional wrestling and Rate This
Chick returns soon. See more at the Couch
Pirates site!
December
22, 2007
- Bumper
Bumpkins:
"Proud
Descendant of a Confederate Soldier"
...and
on the same shitty truck...
"Cavemen
Are People Too"
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The Beefboy has one word for you... Hellboy!
December
21, 2007
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Al-Qaeda's second-in-command Ayman
al-Zawahiri, has asked for questions
from journalists and the public... so we
can have a dialogue. Really? This sounds
like a job for The Beefboy!
Without
further ado, here’s the Beefboy’s
questions for al-Qaeda lieutenant Ayman
Al Zawahiri!
1.
Your stated goal is to get the United
States out of the middle east. Since
your attacks have just made the U.S.
get MORE involved in the middle east.
How’s that working out for you?
2.
Why do you hate and fear women so much?
3. Have you ever considered NOT fucking
goats?
4. How small is your penis? No seriously.
And additionally, are you aware that
there are surgeries to help fix that,
which may help you with both questions
2 and 3?
5.
Where are you located? (Please provide
latitude and longitude coordinates with
your answer.)
December
20, 2007
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Have you seen the photo of Jennifer
Love Hewitt, that prompted some
people to call her “fat”? Well,
I’ve seen the photo, and I challenge
anyone to wear that swimsuit and stand up
to the scrutiny of the camera. Tell you
what, if Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat, then
call the Beefboy a chubby chaser, because
I’m ready to get her in the sack and
make her famous!
Hewitt
just turned down a nude spread in Playboy.
Apparently Hef thought
she was okay too. It's possible that Hefner
could make her more famous than the Beefboy...
maybe.
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Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney
Spears' 16 year old sis) is pregnant.
Should I blame the little girl for screwing
up her young life? No. I blame her mother,
who is more concerned with being her daughter’s
manager than being her MOM!
Since
this is the second strike, I think we should
legally mandate neutering her mom. It’s
the only way to be sure.
To coincide with Time Magazine’s
Person of the Year, I give you the
first annual Beefboy’s Nutsack
of the Year Award! This year the
winner is former Vice President
Al Gore.
You’ve
really got to give the guy credit
for getting in front of a parade
that’s so dear to all the
best liberal institutions…
like the Oscars, the Golden Globes
and the Nobel Peace Prize. A lesser
man wouldn’t have pretended
to be The Guy who came up with Man
Made Global Warming, but a lesser
guy wouldn’t have claimed
that he invented the internet either.
Frankly,
a lesser guy wouldn’t have
created a worldwide media event
that on one hand gripes at you for
not walking to work every day and
on the other hand caters to rock
stars with jet flights and holds
concert venues that use more resources
and create more carbon emissions
than the United States Air Force!
But
no, Al Gore is big guy who lives
in a huge power sucking mansion
and tells you (the little guy) that
you need to buy “carbon offsets”…
from his company, which just happens
to sell them.
Al
Gore is the type of big guy who
tells you that “the debate
is over”, which only an uneducated
boob (or someone afraid of the debate)
would say about a matter of science,
when the very foundation of science
is rooted in endless debate until
you can prove the theory 100% (which
he can’t… not even close).
So,
for all these reasons and many more,
the Beefboy would like to add one
more award to Al Gore’s mantle
– 2007 Nutsack of the Year!
Congratulations Al! You can put
this next to your fucking Oscar.
December
19, 2007
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Pamela Anderson is back
on the market after two months of marriage
(if you're interested). Personally, I wouldn't
touch her with rubber gloves in a bathtub
of bleech, but hey, she's fun to look at!
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I want to mention that Peter Jackson
has agreed to produce two movies based on
the Hobbit. Jackson was in a legal
dispute over money with New Line Cinema
over the profits from Return of the
King, which has now been resolved.
So, get ready for two more very cool movies
in 2010! Jackson has not yet agreed to direct,
so let’s cross our fingers.
- The new energy bill that congress just
passed and the President has signed is both
useless and an insult to all Americans.
I just heard Speaker of the House
Nancy Pelosi say that “This
is a moment of real change.” Congress
is breaking their own arm patting themselves
on the back for this one.
If
you think changing your light bulbs and
requiring a few extra miles per gallon on
new cars are going to solve our energy problems,
then you’re smoking crack! In fact,
instead of drug testing baseball players
we should be drug testing members of congress!
This
new bill is a joke of the highest order
because it doesn’t even begin to address
the very serious issues we are faced with.
It’s like putting a band-aid on a
heart attack. The real issue is that it
delays the very real solution that is necessary
to fix the coming energy crisis.
I
have a plan. I’ll share it soon.
Dig
it!
December
18, 2007
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The Beefboy is rock hard over finally…
FINALLY… acquiring the definitive
version of Blade Runner on DVD! For years
I have ranted about the lackluster version
of Blade Runner that only offered, an “interactive
menu” as a special feature. I am looking
forward to finally getting some commentary
from Ridley Scott on his best film. I’m
also glad to have the other versions of
Blade Runner in one collection, plus a decent
and highly overdue documentary on one of
the most influential, controversial and
intelligent films ever made. I couldn’t
bring myself to actually spending the extra
dough for the work print, some toys and
a metal briefcase, but for those who do…
The Beefboy salutes you!
To
the future Mrs. Beefboy, just dress like
Darryl Hannah in Blade
Runner and I'll give you the night
of your life!
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Want to know why government shouldn’t
be allowed to run anything beside the military?
It’s December. There are people snaking
outside the door of the local post office.
It’s noon. So, can you guess how many
people were serving you at the counter?
One. Only one.
A
private enterprise… like Wal Mart
or Starbucks, that was so grossly inconsiderate
of their customers, would be out of business
immediately! But there’s no recourse
with the United States Postal “Service”.
Sure, the Beefboy was mad there weren’t
more people helping… who do I complain
to? My senators? The president? Let’s
be honest, nothing I say or do (even going
to UPS or Fed EX), is going to make a difference
to the USPS. They answer to no one.
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The brain goes through seven different chemical
reactions per minute through sex. The net
result is that sex is good for brain function,
according to the book “Teach Yourself
Train Your Brain”. Any lovely lady
Beefanatics want to help me expand my mind?
A
business must evolve, become efficient,
serve it's customers AND turn a profit,
or it dies. The USPS carries on no matter
how inefficient or inconsiderate they are.
Better think about that very VERY seriously
before you're ready to hand over your health
care to the government. It's one thing to
have one person helping a horde of people
who want to send a letter... it's quite
another thing when a horde of people need
heart surgery. Are you willing to accept
inadequate or substandard service? From
people who don't have to really answer to
anyone?
That
sounds like a horrorshow to the Beefboy.
Dig
it!
December
7, 2007
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Hmmm... Bikini Movie Reviews... sounds like
a good idea to the Beefboy. Maybe I should
talk to the Toxic Goddesses...
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I think "evil" looks good on Nicole
Kidman in The Golden Compass.
The steely gaze coming from that porcelain
face is... stimulating.
December
6, 2007
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That's the lovely Maryse Ouellet
a new WWE Diva. Here's the Beefboy Gallery
of Maryse Ouellet. Her friend, Diva
Louise Glover is coming
very soon!
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When is the press ever going to learn? Back
when that nutsack killed all those students
at Virginia Tech, I refused to mention his
name or publish a photo, and I implored
the press to follow suit. Now we have another
weasel in Omaha that enters a mall with
an assault weapon with the intent of "going
out in style".
You
see, this is no longer about freedom of
speech, this is about FEEDING THE BEAST.
Since that weasel in Omaha just lost his
job and his girlfriend and decided he was
a loser of the highest order, and because
millennials crave celebrity over ALL ELSE,
the only way he was going to be famous was
to be a killer.
What
happened to the good ol' days when losers
turned on their car in locked garages and
sucked fumes until they died? Well, that
was the days when being famous wasn't coveted
more than being a good person, or working
hard, or gaining celebrity because of ACCOMPLISHMENTS
or TALENT.
Now
we reward killers by putting their face
all over the internet, by putting their
name in headlines, by talking to their family
and friends and granting them what they
want most... immortality. The only way we
will ever end this is to simply report that
"a 19 year old male loser killed some
people in Omaha," putting that fucker
in a grave with no headstone, pissing on
the ground he's interred in and letting
him slip into eternal anonymity.
Dig
it!
December
3, 2007
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That's Adrianne Curry,
hottest woman who walks the earth, with
a whip in her hands... and the Beefboy's
been naughty! I've got a gallery update
of her coming soon.
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Why did Lions for Lambs and Rendition
tank at the box office? Well, if you’d
listened to my podcast on what’s wrong
with Hollywood, you’d know why. I
recorded that nearly two years ago and it
still applies just like I’d said the
words yesterday. In fact, if you’re
a Hollywood insider, you should be in rapt
attention to every word I utter or type…
if you’re concerned with the bottom
line, that is.
Simply
put, the moviegoing audience pays to see
movies that will take them AWAY from reality.
Despite the fact that Hollywood has the
audacity to assume that what they produce
is perceived as being insightful and informative,
most of the time it’s perceived by
us as BORING. What was the biggest movie
last weekend? Enchanted, a movie
about an animated movie princess brought
into our world. What about the week before?
Beowulf. Do you see a pattern?
We
want escape. To be entertained. To laugh
or cry. Not be preached to by a bunch of
nutsacks whose opinions we don’t respect.
Want to make money? Listen to the Beefboy.
Want to lose money and look like an idiot?
Listen to Mark Cuban, Tim
Robbins and the rest of the elite
Hollywood left.
- An English Grammar Tip from the
Beefboy: "Flustrated"
is not a word. I can’t tell you how
many times I’ve heard that “word”
over the past few years. And while the young
usually take the hit on grammar, I mostly
hear this abomination from those over 50
years old. You can be “flustered”
or be “frustrated”, but not
“flustrated”!!!
For
fucks sake get a dictionary. Use it.
- Congratulations to the people of Venezuela,
who voted to keep their freedom and deny
Hugo Chavez his own private
Cuba. Of course a monumental egomaniac like
Chavez will have other plans to hang on
to power, but the attempt by Venezuela to
stay free is laudable.
- Meanwhile, Russian President Vladimir
Putin, won Dictator status with
their recent vote and solidified that the
Soviet Union is BACK!
Yes!
This is a victory for less freedom of speech,
less right to assemble, less power at the
polls and less human rights. Congratulations
Russia, you just moved firmly into the Beefboy’s
red alert watch list (and you better be
watching them too)!
-
A Health and Beauty tip from the
Beefboy: If you’re a dude,
you shouldn’t smell like a pastry
from Panara Bread. Cinnamon, vanilla, nutmeg
and any amalgam of the word "spice"
is off the list. If your cologne, soap,
shampoo or back hair remover makes you smell
like the Muffin Man, then every girl and
every guy will treat you like the Muffin
Man. Period.
- I’m naming my cock Mohammed. After
the incident in Sudan where the British
teacher was nearly beheaded for allowing
her students to name a teddy bear Mohammed,
the Beefboy wants to make sure and give
this incident the proper respect and response
it deserves.
In
the spirit of not wanting to ever offend
radical Muslim nutsacks, I’m naming
my cock “Mohammed.” By the way,
if you’re a reasonable Muslim, who
is offended by this, you should be more
offended by a bunch of your boys demanding
a woman be executed for what amounts to
a disagreement between a parent and a teacher.
Until I see you condemn Sudan for their
actions, you can suck my Mohammed!
Dig
it!
December
2, 2007
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The Beefboy is getting a lot of hits about
Hayden Panettiere being
naked in a video. In fact another site is
running this video, supposedly of Hayden
Panettiere in a nude video shoot... unfortunately,
this isn't Hayden Panettiere Beefanatics,
the similarity is there though. Still...
this chick is smokin' hot and it's worth
a look...
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So, while most people were watching Christmas
movies and football, what did the Beefboy
watch over Thanksgiving weekend?... an apocalyptic
double feature of 28 Weeks Later
and War of the Worlds. Ahhh…
nothing says “Thanksgiving”
like seeing a bunch of nutsacks fragged.
- My annual list of “The Beefboy’s
Chick Picks” is coming soon Beefanatics.
- “Global Warming” has replaced
“My dog ate my homework” as
the most often used excuse for EVERYTHING.
On CBS, NFL coverage this weekend, we were
told that global warming is the reason for
so many punt returns. Two years ago we were
told that global warming was responsible
for increased hurricane activity, then last
year, when there were no hurricanes, it
was blamed on… global warming. Fashion
houses are blaming poor sales on global
warming (they can’t sell four seasons
of clothing because it’s so warm).
Actually, there’s almost nothing that
can’t be blamed on global warming…
but if you get stumped, you can always blame
George Bush instead.
November
25, 2007
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Is the Beefboy the only guy who finds Tina
Fey hot? Maybe it's because I can
imagine her willing to sit down and watch
stupid sci-fi movies with me AND give me
some relevant conversation about politics
AND dress up in a French Maid outfit afterwards.
Am I alone? I don't care!
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Congressional approval is about 12% right
now. The Beefboy has a question for you.
Why is it so HIGH? How big of a nutsack
do you have to be to think that congress
is doing anything at all? This just goes
to show you that there is always…
ALWAYS, at least 10% of the population who
are so devoid of good judgement that they
should not only lose their ability to vote,
but should be required, by law, to stop
watching all NASCAR contests and burn all
Barbara Streisand records.
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Speaking of French Maid outfits... I’m
lifting my ban on France. Back when France
was doing military excercises with China,
I asked everyone to stop buying French products.
Well now, new French President Nicolas
Sarkozy is now making more sense
than our own politicians. France may actually
be teaching us a thing or two in the next
few years. Listen up.
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Remember when Saturday Night Live
was funny? Well, here's a clip of one of
SNL's funniest moments... hey, it's got
Christopher Walken... you
know it has to be good.
- Hollywood writers are on strike. That
means no Daily Show, no Tonight
Show with Jay Leno, no Late Show
with David Letterman… where are
you going to go for both humor and politics?
Right here baby! The Beefboy isn’t
going anywhere. In times of turmoil, you
can always rely on me, Beefanatics!
The
internet never sleeps!
November
18, 2007
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Is anyone else ALREADY sick of retail stores
cramming Christmas up your ass? How about
some scary
doll movies instead?
- Here's
the Morgan
Webb gallery I promised. Look,
Morgan's a gamer, who is also a model. Get
it? In the words of Stan Lee... 'nuff said!
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Also the Vanessa Hudgens gallery
that I promised a while ago! It has the
infamous photos and a few candids.
November
4, 2007
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That scrumptious creature above is Morgan
Webb and I'll have a new gallery
on her tomorrow!
-
I'm a little behind, but I want to tell
everyone how much I enjoyed 30 Days
of Night. It's one of the best horror
movies I've ever seen and probably my favorite
vampire film of all time... and the Beefboy
loves vampires! Seriously, 30 Days of
Night is a tight, scary, thriller and
you should see it before it gets displaced
by some holiday shit like Fred Claus!
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I don't typically talk about sports on here
because I'd rather leave that talk to experts.
However, here's something that I can make
a definitive and informed statement on.
Those fucking Dr. Pepper ads they are playing,
ad nauseum, during college football games...
you know, the one where that fat fuck makes
a touchdown and starts dancing in the endzone...
well, those ads were mildly (and the Beefboy
means MILDLY) humorous the first 18 thousand
times I saw them, but at this point I'm
ready to get every copy of that commercial,
load them into a rocket and fire them directly
into the sun!
Yeah.
Am I'm ready to ban Dr. Pepper for life!
October
24, 2007
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That's a candid photo of Hayden
Panettiere, the cheerleader from
Heroes. There's a bunch of new
photos in the Hayden
Panettiere Beefboy Gallery.
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“One reason why we have the fires
in California is global warming,”
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
(D-Nev.) told reporters Tuesday, stressing
the need to pass the Democrats’ comprehensive
energy package.
Wow,
that's pretty amazing! A one degree change
in the temperature over a hundred years
is now starting fucking fires!
It's
possible that Senator Harry Reid is the
biggest idiot on the planet. First off,
those fires in California have absofuckinglutely
nothing to do with global warming, man made,
or not. Secondly, the reason that California
is having a catastrophic fire is because
extreme environmental nutsacks (like Harry
Reid) don't allow controlled burns to clear
away the decades of brush that are piling
up in our forrests due to worries about
endangered species and general horseshit.
Third, the FBI and Homeland Security are
treating this fire as a crime scene and
investigating arson, maybe even links to
terrorism (perhaps they should detain Global
Warming for questioning). Finally, only
a monumental fucktard would use the tragedy
of the people of California to get a juicy
plug in for some shitty legislation that
would be better served as fuel for that
wildfire.
Dig
it!
October
21, 2007
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Here's a great moment of Bill Maher's
program, where some 911 "Truthers"
disrupt his show. First off, I love Real
Time with Bill Maher, AND I love the
fact that he got up to get those fuckers
out of his audience! I need to lay the smackdown
on those nutsacks... it's coming soon!
October
11, 2007
- Want
an example of the word, “absurdity”?...
Former President Jimmy Carter (the
worst President in modern history... yes
worse than Bush) is giving
us advice on how to handle Iran! Last night
on CNN, Carter told us we need to talk to
Iran more. Well Carter, you old nutsuck,
that’s exactly precisely the method
you used to humiliate the United States
in the 70’s and could have been the
first blow that made retards like Osama
bin Laden think they could fuck with us!
- Meanwhile the Congress of the United States
is debating on a non-binding resolution
(read that as: WASTE OF FUCKING TIME) condemning
acts by the Ottoman Empire against Armenians
nearly a century ago!
Seriously.
While
I usually hate non-binding resolutions MERELY
because they are a waste of time and tax-payer
money, this particular resolution threatens
to damage our tenuous relationship with
Turkey, which makes this particularly egregious!
If Congress refuses to do anything at all,
is there any chance we could just get them
to go home, instead of screw up foreign
relations on PR stunts?
October
7, 2007
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Holy fucking shit! Fashionista wack jobs
are complaining that global warming is going
to destroy the fashion industry! (You think
the Beefboy is making this up, but I'm not.)
Couture clothing houses and retailers are
complaining that global warming is wiping
out the seasons and that now all they can
make is summer clothing for all four seasons!
They are hiring climate change experts as
consultants to decide when to display new
collections!
Now
look you fuckholes, there's a big difference
between science FACT and the science FICTION
that Al Gore is spoon feeding
the ignorant (read that as: people in the
fashion industry)! Even the most outrageous
estimates for climate change puts the difference
between average temperatures now, and average
temperatures 100 years ago, at plus one
degree. That's ONE FUCKING DEGREE! So, instead
of it being 80 degrees now, it's fucking
81! And the science that came up with that
degree change was fucking flawed! We now
know that the hottest year on record was
not in the late 1990's, but instead in the
1930's! Have you heard any of this? Fuck
no! That's because people want to suck Al
Gore's flaccid penis instead of read some
shit that's based in FACT!
Hey,
don't get the Beefboy wrong... if the people
who make clothes want women to wear mini-skirts
and swimwear all year long... I'm all for
that! Bring it on! But don't complain to
me when stupid trendy bitches are freezing
their bony asses off this winter!
Dig
it!
October
4, 2007
Dennis
and Elizabeth Kucinich
Fred
and Jeri Thompson
-
Steve Fossett has disappeared
for over a month now. Since there’s
been a month long search for Fossett, with
no results, has anyone considered that he
just might have decided to take a break
for a while? I could certainly be wrong,
but it’s something to consider.
- The Beefboy thinks it’s time to
get down to some serious issues when we
choose a Presidential Candidate. Enough
of fooling around with universal health
care, stopping terrorism and the war in
Iraq. It’s time to tackle what really
matters… which candidate has the hottest
potential first lady? From what I can see
this race comes down to two candidates…
Dennis “Gollum” Kucinich
and Fred “Glue Horse”
Thompson. The phrase “politics
creates strange bedfellows” has never
been more true.
If
money and politics were not involved, there
is no way these two crusty cornholes could
score with such hot chicks! In the race
between Kucinich’s wife and Thompson’s
wife, I’m going to give Kucinich the
edge… a tall redheaded supermodel
would look great in the White House hot
tub! Make no mistake, this is the only Presidential
contest that Kucinich will win… so
enjoy it Dennis!
Of
course the worst case scenario is Hillary
winning the White House… no one wants
to see Bill in a dress
(besides Hillary).
Dig
it!
October
3, 2007
-
The President of Iran (who
also happens to be the Beefboy's Nutsack
of the Moment) tells us there are no gays
in Iran… well, that’s what happens
when you execute all of them. Actually,
word on the street is that there is a thriving
underground homosexual community in Iran…
much more so than in Western countries.
Make of that what you will.
- Given the General Patraeus
ad and the history of Moveon.org, the Beefboy
can’t see a hair’s difference
between Moveon and the Red Chinese Army.
I see both entities as doing their best
to destroy America and the Western World.
Now, I don’t have a problem with people
saying stupid shit, I’m sure plenty
of people think I say a bunch of stupid
shit. What I have a problem with is the
Democrat candidates for President who are
so afraid of Moveon that they are unwilling
to call bullshit when they see it. To Barrack
and Hillary and the rest
of you, are you going to be a leader, or
are you going to be motivated by political
action groups and fear?
Your
actions in this case suggest that you’re
not ready for the nuclear football.
-
NBC’s Chuck is legitimately
entertaining and decidedly more low-key
and heartfelt than I would have expected
from Producer McG (the
Charlie’s Angels movies).
We’ve got a likable guy surrounded
by evil-doers and a smokin’ hot secret
agent (Yvonne Strzechowski,
above) who is riding the fence between the
two. It’s an interesting set-up, but
might be difficult to carry off over time.
Adam Baldwin from Serenity
is a nice addition to the cast and Tony
Todd, whois always
good, rocks as the CIA boss.
September
26, 2007
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Tonight is the big opening nod for Michelle
Ryan in NBC's Bionic Woman.
I'll watch the tube and tell you what I
think soon. Until then, I have a whole gallery
of photos featuring the lovely Michelle
Ryan nude (well, she's nude, but only
the photographer saw her, but still, not
bad).
September
22, 2007
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Poor Britney Spears can't
even get a spread in Playboy now. Apparently
Hugh Hefner as shunned
the pop princess and frankly... it's nothing
we haven't seen before. She was offered
$400,000 but wanted seven figures. Britney,
come over to the Beefboy Compound and I'll
take some pictures of you.
-
Who is that in the new iPod Nano commercial?
Well, that's an awesome group called Feist
and you can see the full video below.
September
12, 2007
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So, if you're a big Britney Spears
fan, and you've had to listen to everyone
dog on her for her pitiful performance at
the MTV Video Music Awards, what do you
do? Well, you record a four minute tirade
asking everyone to Leave Britney Alone!
I think the video speaks for itself.
September
8, 2007
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The internet is ablaze over the nude photo
of Vanessa Hudgens from
"High School Musical" and now
the Beefboy is taking care of you, of course!
Thanks to my buddy Rob for hooking me up.
August
23, 2007
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Last night FOX television debuted a new
show called "Anchorwoman". Naturally
it’s a reality show that focuses on
bikini model Lauren Curtis
who is fronting a local news broadcast.
The funny thing about this is listening
to the journalists who cover this story
(like Bill O’Reilly)
or even the brunette co-anchor on the show.
Lauren’s not a “journalist”.
She hasn’t gone through college to
learn the business. Apparently “journalists”
believe that their job is like engineering
or surgery.
While
there are some legitimate journalists who
dig up stories and perform a service for
the public, we’re talking about a
local news broadcast! All she needs is the
ability to look pretty (covered) and read
news off a teleprompter (done). She’s
as qualified as any eighth grader with straight
teeth! We’re not talking about someone
who is going to Darfur and interviewing
militants… we’re talking about
someone who tells us about a car wreck on
the highway and throws it to the weather
forecaster!
To
all the journalists out there who take their
silly little job so serious, it’s
time to wake up. What you’re all afraid
of, is everyone learning that a bikini model
can do the job as well, if not better than
you can and that you’ve wasted all
that money your parents spent on Mass Communications
in college! Anderson Cooper
hosted "The Mole" for fuck’s
sake! Now he’s the closest thing we
have to Walter Cronkite.
The gig is up ladies and gentlemen. Anyone
is capable of delivering bias to the public
with a fake smile; it might as well be someone
who is fun to watch.
-
Want to see more of Lauren Curtis? Check
out her new Beefboy
Gallery!
-
I think it should be a law that all fortune
cookies should actually physically have
a damn fortune. Giving me a fortune cookie
with an ancient Chinese saying, or a statement
like “ You like Chinese food,”
is not really acceptable. I want a fortune
you nutsacks! Think we can get Congress
on this? I think this is a bi-partisan issue
we can all get behind.
-
Speaking of Congress... since the first
of the year, the United States Congress
has held over 600 hearings and has yet to
send even one meaningful bill to the President’s
desk. To call this Democrat led congress
“Do Nothing” doesn’t really
address the real issue.
What
we have is a congressional body that is
more concerned with fighting their political
opponents than achieving anything. They’re
more concerned with not upsetting their
plans to either win or keep the White House
to pass any laws that might make us mad.
We’re not going to get anything out
of congress until after the Presidential
election next year, which means securing
the border, social security, health care,
the environment, the infrastructure, the
economy and terrorism takes a back seat
to childish bitching by assholes. Fuck them.
Every fucking one of them. They should all
be removed from office. Immediately.
-
Radio talk show host Laura Ingram
has a new saying, “Moderates like
to be lead by either the left or the right
and it’s our duty to lead them.”
Well Laura, let the Beefboy (a true moderate)
educate your pretty little head a bit. Moderates
are consummate individuals. We don’t
“like” or accept leadership
from fucking anyone! We are true patriots
that don’t get in a big club (like
Republicans or Democrats) to make ourselves
feel more important. Our values are not
fluid at all, in fact they have stayed the
same for a long long time. Simply put, we
want the Democrats out of our pocketbook
and the Republicans out of our bedroom.
If
either of the major parties could figure
that out, then they would have the moderate
or Libertarian vote EVERY TIME. But, instead
the two major parties have decided that
what they really want is to control out
lives, either through taxes, or through
criminalizing social activities. So, once
again, I reiterate, 35% will vote for donkeys,
no matter what, and 35% will vote for elephants,
no matter what, meanwhile, the people who
really matter, the moderates, will have
to be courted by the two parties and we
will, once again decide who gets the White
House. THAT’s what Laura is most afraid
of, because that’s totally out of
her partisan hands.
Dig
it!
August
11, 2007
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I'm not sure what I expected from the new
Flash Gordon series on Sci-fi,
but what I got was some bleeding eyes like
Flash Gordon himself. It's important to
know that the Beefboy really likes shitty
sci-fi television (Cleopatra 2525
anyone?) but this is so far below prime
that I'm afraid that it may have an adverse
effect on Wall Street.
Let's
see... where do I start? The writing is
lackluster and pedestrian. The production
of the series is uninspired and poor. The
casting is acceptable with one notable exception...
Ming the Merciless is more like Ming the
Used Car Salesman. Who the fuck picked that
nutsack to play Ming?
The
costume design is horrendous! They have
hot chicks on the series but they are swathed
in shitty clothing that looks like it was
designed by the Taliban! Dale Arden is being
prepared for an personal "audience"
with Ming... Great!... then she shows up
in more clothes than she had on before the
"transformation". Apparently Ming
is more interested in supplying Mr. Blackwell
with additions to his Worse Dressed List
than actually boning his conquests!
The
creators of this series concentrate way
way way too much on Earth, when all we want
is to be on Mongo... which is now a town,
not a planet. Flash travels by a rift...
why? Isn't Flash supposed to be in a space
ship? That means that there's going to continue
to be episodes of Flash on Earth forever.
Hey, I live on this fucking planet... do
me a favor and give me something different
for one hour, once a week. Is this the Sci-fi
channel or Home and Garden TV?
Flash
Gordon is not funny, it's not inspiring,
it's not exciting, it certainly as hell
isn't sexy and it's an insult to every version
of Flash Gordon ever made. I could
have conceived of a better version of this
series on the toilet this morning. Instead,
what we have with the new Flash Gordon
is exactly what I flushed when I got through.
-
Are you a member of a band, a writer or
artist who is doing a book or comic, or
perhaps an in dependant filmmaker who is
looking for some exposure? I do DVD, book,
comic and CD reviews on this site and I
get over two million hits a month. If you
want more information please visit my Review
Info page. (I promise to treat you better
than Flash Gordon!)
August
9, 2007
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What’s the answer to the Barry
Bonds steroids dilemma of records
versus ethics? The fact of the matter is
that baseball officials looked the other
way on steroids for exactly the same reason
that purists are complaining… it improved
performance and led to the big home run
battle between Sosa and
McGwire, which, by the
way, was the last time anyone paid attention
to baseball.
The Bonds debate is irrelevant because he
had to compete against the best players
of the era, some, or all of which were taking
steroids as well. Not to mention the fact
that through sports nutrition, exercise
science, advancements in medicine and pain
management athletes today are ballparks
ahead of players from the past. Am I to
believe that Babe Ruth
would be a great player today? Can you realistically
compare the abilities of athletes from a
century ago against the players of today?
Not by a long shot. Bonds achieved something
spectacular no matter how you measure it.
And someone (maybe Alex Rodriguez)
will beat Bonds record soon enough and twenty
years from now, someone else will.
Is steroids really that much of an advantage?
Pitchers are already getting elective surgery
to tendons in their arms to improve the
speed of their throws. Some players are
getting eye surgery, not to see 20/20, but
to see better than normal. Is this fair?
Can steroids counteract these advantages?
What’s going to happen when we start
dealing with genetic engineering, nanotechnology,
bionics, physical and mental cybernetics
and the Pandora’s box of future tech
that will certainly improve the performance
of athletes to come?
From this point forward there will always
be individuals and agencies who will do
anything and everything to get ahead. Yes,
steroids are bad for your heart and liver
(not to mention give you smaller nuts than
the fuckholes who drive those huge trucks
and can’t stay in the same lane).
And yes, steroids will make you stronger.
They should be banned for the health of
the athletes. Fine. They’re honestly
doing that now because of congressional
and medical pressure, but there are no do-overs
in professional sports. Baseball looked
the other way to support the bottom line
and like it or not, Bonds is the new and
legitimate home run king.
But really, who cares? With cage fighting,
extreme sports, interactive video games
and the Beefboy Rants, there are a lot of
much more exciting options for your entertainment
time and dollar. Baseball is like a red
giant star, huge and still generating heat.
In the future it will continue to shine
through the fusion of helium nuclei in the
triple alpha process, and become a white
dwarf, where further contraction is prevented
by the repulsion of electrons in the core
and eventually burn out and die… Did
the Beefboy just lose you? Let me bottom
line it for you… baseball is boring.
If you’re a baseball fan then by all
means enjoy your little sport… the
rest of us will check back the next time
someone breaks a record.
-
Your dog might appreciate getting the official
Michael
Vick Dog Chew Toy... it's about
the only thing you can get with Vick's name
on it right now.
August
6, 2007
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The site was down yesterday due to a server
error. It's been a long time since that's
happened but I apologize.
-
I swear, if I hear another Republican presidential
candidate invoke the name of “Ronald
Reagan” I’m going to
hurl my guts. Enough! None of you nutsacks
are Ronald Reagan! You couldn’t hold
his hair grease, much less step in his shoes!
By the way, none of the Democrat candidates
are John F. Kennedy either.
In fact, I’m amazed that with over
300 million residents, this group of candidates
is the best we have to offer.
- The Beefboy has a new guilty pleasure
and it’s name is Bret Michaels
Rock of Love. I have to admit that
I like his selection of everything from
punk hotties to hoes. I think, in general,
that his lineup is better than Flavor
Flav, although the Beefboy loves
the Flav, Yeah B-OY!
Bret
Michaels “working on his
album” cracks me up. Let’s face
facts, the demographic for Bret Michaels'
new album is 40+ former rocker chicks and
the only thing they’re looking to
buy is Kool cigarettes, kitty litter and
Snackwells.
The
Beefboy is a single dude, maybe I should
have a reality show to find a girlfriend.
Hmmm… The Beefboy’s Rant
of Love…
August
3, 2007
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On Wednesday this week, President
Bush met with a throng of radio
talk show hosts. Since then, Sean
Hannity, Neal Boortz,
Glenn Beck, and others
have all made the same “observation”
that the President was such an “intelligent
and insightful guy” and that "they
wish everyone could see the President like
he was the other day" and that "we
were winning the war in Iraq”. I’m
not saying that any of these things are
untrue, but I am saying that when a group
of individuals all say EXACTLY THE SAME
THING, that you MUST be suspect about the
source and the motivation behind those statements.
By meeting with the President these hosts
have compromised their integrity and bring
into question everything they say, particularly
where Bush is concerned. With the exception
of Sean Hannity, who would gladly fluff
any Republican currently in office, most
conservative hosts have become rightfully
vocal about Bush's lack of fiscal responsibility,
his stupendous mismanagement of the war
in Iraq and his mystifying disregard for
border security. The slow, but steady, turn
in conservative opinion gave these hosts
some credibility.
Apparently
these hosts are willing to shed that credibility
for some face time with the President. Sure,
if the President called up the Beefboy and
asked me to come visit the White House,
I wouldn't refuse the request, but I'm not
going to hand deliver propaganda to the
Beefanatics either! Bush has a Press Secretary
for that sort of stuff.
However,
I'd be glad to take the Bush twins
(pic above) out for an evening in Washington
D.C. and share that little experience with
all of you!
Dig
it!
July
29, 2007
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Excuse the Beefboy while I geek out for
a moment.
-
The picture to the left is the lovely Gabrielle
Anwar, who is currently appearing
in the best summer series out there... "Burn
Notice". Look, as if Gabrielle Anwar
slinking around as a spy isn't a good enough
reason to watch "Burn Notice,"
how about smart writing, great style, a
totally unique concept, a perfectly cast
leading man AND the coolest cat on the planet...
Bruce Campbell!
-
Naturally, I've got a new set of photos
of Gabrielle
Anwar!
Who loves you baby!
-
I just saw the "Transformers"
movie and I was deeply impressed. It's amazing
what they do with digital effects in this
flick, it's paced well, funny and a blast!
What do you guys think? Tell me in my new
forum.
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I'm going way back here, but does anyone
besides the Beefboy remember "Thundarr
the Barbarian"? That show was absolutely
my favorite when I was a little kid. They're
playing it on Boomerang and I enjoy just
as much now as I did when I was younger.
The character design is by Alex
Toth and Jack Kirby,
it's set in a far future post-apocalyptic
world and it's pretty action packed for
a kids cartoon. Mark Evanier,
a well-known comic writer, was on the writing
staff of Thundarr and I've got to think
that his influence kept the show cool. It
always seemed like Thundarr got pre-empted
by some stupid local show, so I'm still
not sure if I've seen all the episodes...
Boomerang will take care of that.
What's
your favorite cartoon series when you were
young? Tell me in the forum.
-
The Beefboy has done a review of the recently
released novel "The Pinball Theory
of the Apocalypse" and you can read
that on my Dig It
page.
-
Saw a preview for J.J. Abrams
new film before the "Transformers"
movie. It's an untitled project (some suggest
that it will be called "Collossus")
that is just teasing it's release date right
now (1-18-08). Looks good to me! You can
see the preview below. By the way, J.J.
Abrams, who you know from "Lost"
and "Alias," is really on board
with the new "Star Trek" movie.
This guy's on a roll Beefanatics!
July
27, 2007
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Apparently, all of Lindsay Lohan's
law troubles are affecting her ability to
finish films. They may have to cancel a
couple of films due to her immanent jail
time. If Lindsay is looking for a new career,
maybe she should consider being a NASA astronaut.
After the Lisa Nowak diaper
debacle, a health panel discovered that
NASA allowed drunk astronauts to fly space
shuttle missions on two separate occasions!
What the fuck is going on over at NASA?
July
23, 2007
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Forget animal cruelty, Michael Vick
should be prosecuted for cruelty to intelligence.
Any stupid motherfucker who would throw
away an incredibly lucrative and prestigious
position as a quarterback in the NFL, for
the purpose of hosting dog fights should
be forced to wear a pointy hat with the
word “DUNCE” boldly labeled
across the front!
-
The 2008 Presidential Campaign is heating
up... for real. Viral Videos featuring hot
chicks is getting a lot of attention. Hey,
hot chicks will get you on the Beefboy Rants,
if nothing else...
Here's
a song about Barrack Obama...
And
not to be outdone, this chick wants Hillary...
July
11, 2007
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Yeah, I know, it's been a long time coming,
but I finally have a new podcast! This one
is about a Survival Kit for the Zombie Holocaust
and you can hear it on my podcast
page. Who loves you baby?
July
10, 2007
I
dare you to watch the video above and not
have it consume your thoughts for the next
24 hours.
July
9th, 2007
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Socialized medicine is a pet project of
all the Democrat candidates (and Michael
Moore), but the Beefboy has a good
reason to ditch socialized medicine before
it ever starts. Terrorism. Yes, terrorism.
You see, socialized medicine means that
the student-debt addled doctors, who are
currently entrepreneurs, and who profit
from their education and hard work, will
suddenly become government workers. The
most intelligent and driven people, who
currently comprise the finest health care
in the world, will leave the sinking ship.
Replacing those good doctors will be doctors
from other nations, particularly doctors
from the Middle East, who are generating
doctors at a staggering pace. Now while
I don’t want to throw all Muslims
under the bus, we can’t overlook the
recent attacks in the United Kingdom that
was hatched and carried out EXCLUSIVELY
BY DOCTORS AND HEALTH WORKERS WHO WERE MUSLIM,
and who were given visas because of the
socialized medicine in the U.K.
So, now we know two things we didn’t
know. Primarily, the excuse that terrorists
are just ignorant peasants who don’t
know any better, has been decimated. Doctors
are sophisticated and educated. Nothing
trumps religious fanaticism, no matter how
smart you are. Secondly, socialized medicine
creates a great cover for terrorists to
ply their trade. Keep that in mind when
John Edwards, Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama
tell you how much we need to have the government
take over health care.
- Remember Kirk Cameron?
No? That’s okay. He used to merely
be an irrelevant actor. Now he’s an
irrelevant evangelist, pushing god on the
internet. Drop by here
to get a good laugh. At least Willie
Ames took the high road and became
Bibleman.
- All the Beefanatics know that I like to
get my serious political, social and environmental
information from rock stars (and Cameron
Diaz)… I mean, who else is
more informed than rock stars (and Cameron
Diaz), right? Well, you can imagine
the Beefboy’s joy at seeing the magnitude
of coverage for the Live Earth event this
last weekend. There’s nothing quite
like having Chris Rock
and Kanye West tell me
how to live my life… mind you, those
two created more carbon emissions flying
to the concert and filling their Bentleys
than the Beefboy produces in a year…
I’m all for cleaning up the air we
breathe, trying to reduce waste and being
a good steward of the planet. I have compact
fluorescent light bulbs in the Beefboy Compound,
drive a car that gets great gas mileage
and try to be conscious of my water usage.
I think everyone should look at the big
picture. BUT, I draw the line on the man-made
global warming horseshit. Until there’s
some real debate on this issue, I refuse
to sign on. Telling me that it’s so,
and to be quiet about it- just makes me
shout louder! If you have the mojo Al
Gore, then prove it in the Octagon…
or YOU shut up!
I’m going to destroy the next tofu
eating nutsack who tells me “the debate
is over”. Just when exactly did we
have a debate? I think every hot chick on
the planet should have sex with the Beefboy.
When you ask why, I’ll just tell you
that the debate is over and we should get
started before it’s too late!
While watching Live Earth, I did learn a
few things though. No one at the concert
had a clue who the Beastie Boys
were. Wolfmother kicks ass. Kanye
West should prepare better for live performances
(singing “uhhh… uhhh…”
and “clap your hands” doesn’t
really add anything to the music of The
Police). Sting is
immortal. Madonna is not.
Seriously, I really need to look into yoga
or tantric sex or whatever is making Sting
look like he’s eighteen years old…
FOREVER.
- We’re headed for a shitstorm in
the Middle East boys and girls. Turkey has
140,000 troops amassed on the border of
Iraq. Iran is already engaging us on the
Iraq border and Russia is happy to back
them. Afghanistan is crumbling. Israel has
given up too much land to a gaggle of nutsacks.
Lebanon has rolled over to Hamas and, the
only hope for the Middle East, America and
England, has too many politicians who are
unwilling to let our military do their job.
Remember when the Beefboy told you we were
going into Iraq? I called that long before
anyone else (and also told you that weapons
of mass destruction was a ruse... long before
Colin Powell made his appearance at the
UN).
Now
I’m telling you that the Middle East
is poised to explode. I hope I'm wrong,
but everything is falling apart at once.
It's going to take a miracle to prevent
a major meltdown... maybe even World War
III. You heard it here first.
Dig
it!
July
7th, 2007
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Have you seen the new Bionic
Woman? She's super smokin'
hot! I don't know if this new take
on the Bionic Woman is
going to be great or sink, but Michelle
Ryan is worth a look in either
case.
-
New Photo and Profile Gallery of
Playboy Playmate Jamie Westenheiser
on the Kinky
Stuff page.
July
4th, 2007
The
Debut of the Toxic Goddess Section!
Photo
of the Beefboy with the Toxic Goddesses
by Robert
Henry
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What began well over five years
ago as a page on the Couch Pirates
site has grown into quite a phenomenon.
The Beefboy Rants now routinely
earns over two million hits a month
and that number continues to grow
thanks to all of you!
Today
I'm giving you all a little 4th
of July present, with a complete
redesign of the site, several new
regular features, a new commitment
to excellence... AND... the debut
of the partnership between the Beefboy
Rants and Toxic
Goddess, complete with profiles
of the lovely Toxic Goddesses (which
you can see in the photo above)
and not only individual photos,
but a regularly updated preview
gallery with saucy pictures... ALL
FOR YOU!
As
the day goes on, I'll be adding
all kinds of stuff on here, expanding
and tweaking the site, so check
back to see it all.
Thanks
for the last five years Beefanatics...
this is only the beginning!
Dig
it!
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I just added a new Beefboy
Rants Forum. Tell me what you
think, talk to each other.. but
be nice, or I'll lay the smack down
on you.
June
27, 2007
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Congratulations to everyone out
there that called into congress
and choked their phone lines. Ding
dong the bitch is dead! You have
defeated the Amnesty Bill and, more
importantly, took the country back
from the elitist globalist nutsacks
in congress and in the White House!
This
is a great day for the country!
Eveyrone should go out and celebrate
tonight.
I'd
like to think that George
Washington, Benjamin
Franklin and Thomas
Jefferson are somewhere
up there... smiling.
June
23, 2007
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Some big stuff is happening on July
4th. Check back then!
-
New Feature Gallery on Anne
Hathaway... who will
soon play Agent 99 in the Get
Smart movie!
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Okay Beefanatics, who the hell is
the girl in the above photos? Several
months ago, one of my friend's dads
returned from England with a Daily
Sun newspaper, and there on Page
3 was an angel named "Vikki".
I've gone to their site and looked
at some of the photos (and you can
too at Page3.com),
but there's no real information
on this model.
The
reason I need to know is that I
need to marry this chick immediately
and if I knew a little more about
her it would help a lot. Thanks
in advance.
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The Beefboy has been doing an informal
survey over the past six months
and the results are in. When I’ve
been in a public restroom I've noticed
men either:
1. Wash their hands.
2. Don’t wash their hands.
So, what’s the result? Only
about 50% of the men stopped to
wash their mitts after touching
their junk. These results were consistent
whether I was in a truck stop bathroom
or a country club. That means that
one out of every two guys you shake
hands with didn’t bother to
wash whatever they had in their
pants off their hands before going
back into the world! That also means
that you might as well be shaking
the cock of the guy you’re
meeting! Now, while Clay
Aiken and Nicole
Richie might like that
idea, the Beefboy thinks that the
Howie Mandel knuckle-knock
is looking less like an irritating
shtick and more like brilliant hygiene.
Would
you like to read previous rants? Please
visit the Archives
page and look for past Nymphomation
pages.
That's Toxic Goddess Cravyn above and you can see a LOT more of her at ToxicGoddess.com!
Toxic
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Playboy model Reby Sky,
whose real name is Rebecca Reyes, has attracted
some attention for a dust up during an 
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I'm not sure what I expected from the new
Flash Gordon series on Sci-fi,
but what I got was some bleeding eyes like
Flash Gordon himself. It's important to
know that the Beefboy really likes shitty
sci-fi television (Cleopatra 2525
anyone?) but this is so far below prime
that I'm afraid that it may have an adverse
effect on Wall Street.
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On Wednesday this week, President
Bush met with a throng of radio
talk show hosts. Since then, Sean
Hannity, Neal Boortz,
Glenn Beck, and others
have all made the same “observation”
that the President was such an “intelligent
and insightful guy” and that "they
wish everyone could see the President like
he was the other day" and that "we
were winning the war in Iraq”. I’m
not saying that any of these things are
untrue, but I am saying that when a group
of individuals all say EXACTLY THE SAME
THING, that you MUST be suspect about the
source and the motivation behind those statements.
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Excuse the Beefboy while I geek out for
a moment. 
