Tricia Helfer and Grace Park show up in sexy Maxim photos!
A couple of months ago, in the Beefboy’s Top 25 Sci-fi Babes of 2009 article, I placed Tricia Helfer as my number one pick and Grace Park as number ten. Well, the boys and girls at Maxim magazine know a good thing when they see it so they got BOTH Tricia Helfer and Grace [...]
Dita Von Teese in Sexy New Wonderbra Photos
Dita Von Teese proves why she’s still one of the hottest chicks on the planet with a new line of lingerie from Wonderbra. I’ve got a bunch of photos from the new collection, but frankly you should go visit the Dita Von Teese Wonderbra site because they have wallpapers, and music and an iPhone [...]
Chick of the Moment: Tila Tequila Needs Your Support
ila Tequila is in the news for all the wrong reasons right now (through no fault of her own). Well, the Beefboy hates to see anyone that hot in distress, so I’m encouraging the Beefanatics to go visit her sites and show her some support. If you’re not familiar with Tila, then first, [...]
James Cameron’s Avatar Trailer
If you’ve read The Beefboy Rants for a while you know that I’ve been riding James Cameron for making Titanic then taking a dirt nap for twelve years while he boned model Suzi Amis and did deep sea dives and put his vacation footage on screen. So, it’s nice to see a return to [...]
Top 25 Sci-Fi Babes of 2009
Since we’re almost through the summer movie season and completely through last year’s television season, it’s time to take the first annual look at the Beefboy’s 2009 Top 25 Sci-fi Babes List! This last year heralded the end of several long-running science fiction shows, including Battlestar Gallactica and both incarnations of Stargate, which means [...]
Mexico City Gangster Museum (Video)
07 November 2009
This absolutely fascinating piece on Mexican drug cartels features a museum that has booty from drug raids that you won’t believe. Take a moment and watch this video, it’s worth your time.
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Slave Girl Leia and Her Double Nap in Desert Sun
05 November 2009
How about this photo that just emerged from the ether? Here is Carrie Fisher and her body double in the Slave Girl Bikini as they relax in the desert sun! Thanks to Kottke for the heads up.
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Television Review: “V”… or should it be called “O”?
04 November 2009
All good sci-fi uses the genre to explore current events, social and political issues in a way that allows the viewer to see the world in a new light. I’m not sure how this ever got past the network goons at ABC, but “V” has socialism, idol worship, a biased press and the Obama [...]
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Health Scare Legislation – Ignore Me at Your Peril
03 November 2009
The health care bill is heading for a vote in the House of Representatives this week. I think it’s time to call bullshit when we see it. This bill must die a brutal and horrible death, or that’s the fate our country will face. I’m going to make my case for why [...]
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“Health Care Bill is the Crown Jewel of Socialism” Michelle Bachmann (Video)
02 November 2009
Here’s the breakdown on Pelosi’s Health Scare Bill and Michelle Bachmann’s D.C. protest on Thursday. What do you guys think? Can we stop this bill? Should we?
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Prince of Persia Movie Trailer
02 November 2009
Okay, this seriously looks fucking cool… Tell me what you think. Prince of Persia Directed by: Mike Newell Written by: Jordan Mechner Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina Music by: Harry Gregson-Williams Release Date: May 28, 2010
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Penthouse Pet: Ryan Keely
02 November 2009
The Beefboy proudly presents Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely.
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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-11-01
01 November 2009
Carrots and Sticks: Obama's split media strategy – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/lS74M # "Paranormal Activity", made for only $15,000, beats box office opening of "Saw:VI" – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/33gXEL # Paul Haggis (director of "Crash") Renounces Church of Scientology in Blistering Letter | Movieline http://bit.ly/1OwBjR # How the U.S. Blew Trillion-Dollar Trade of Century – Bloomberg.com http://bit.ly/rvJog # Internet Set [...]
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Nutsack of the Moment: Richard Heene – Balloon Boy’s Dad
28 October 2009
Last week, authorities say Richard Heene, and others, created a hoax involving his entire family pretending that his son was trapped inside a weather balloon. Of course Richard Heene is a nutsack, as well as any of the adults involved in this hoax, but the reason he is a nutsack goes far beyond creating [...]
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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-10-25
25 October 2009
Global warming and media bias (Wizbang) http://bit.ly/3oYTzz # 'Balloon boy' incident was hoax, sheriff says – CNN.com http://bit.ly/Rmqfx # Rush Limbaugh: The Race Card, Football and Me – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/M9GGI # Suicide bomber kills 31 in attack on Iran Guards – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/QS9kP # Moscow Mayor Promises a Winter Without Snow – Does this have something to do [...]
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Christina: Verified Vixen (Photos)
21 October 2009
I work with Christina and I thought she’d make a super fantastic model for one of my official Beefboy Rants T-shirts… and what do you know… I was right! Save the disrespect (it won’t make it through my filters) but if you’d like to tell Christina how gorgeous she is, please leave a comment [...]
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The Beefboy Hates Ties
21 October 2009
recently had an occasion where I had to wear a dress shirt and tie for a few hours. Every time I wear a tie I can’t help but think about all of those sci-fi movies and TV shows where everyone just wears a plain jump suit. Han Solo’s outfit didn’t even have [...]
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Penthouse Pet: Yurizan Beltran (Photos)
18 October 2009
Welcome to the Beefboy Rants, Yurizan Beltran! She just added the Beefboy to her follow list on Twitter... how cool is that? Return the favor by following her @YuriLove! Photos courtesy of Penthouse.com.
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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-10-18
18 October 2009
ABC Bullshit: Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped By Global Warming – http://bit.ly/1okaU0 # BBC’s surreptitious U-turn on global warming is most popular item on its website – Telegraph Blogs http://bit.ly/YoCLq # So How’s that Global Warming Thing Working Out for You? : Veritas Libertas by Edward Wimberley http://bit.ly/17VMU0 # Nuclear engineer from Cern lab arrested for [...]
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It’s Time for Obama to put his Man Panties On
14 October 2009
ast weekend White House Communications Director Anita Dunn said, “Fox News operates almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party,” and “Let’s not pretend they’re a news network.” Last month Obama snubbed Fox News by giving interviews with every major news outlet, including Univision, but excluding Fox. [...]
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See Al Gore Dodge Questions About Global Warming and Lie Some More (Video)
12 October 2009
So, 2007 Nutsack of the Year Award-Winner Al Gore is too much of a pussy to debate his bullshit, and will lie when confronted with facts. It’s interesting how his little stack of lies burns up when exposed to the light of truth. Irish documentary filmmaker Phelim McAleer asked Al Gore about a case in [...]
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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2009-10-11
11 October 2009
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past – Telegraph http://bit.ly/13xdLh # Worst losses in a year as Taliban storm NATO outpost – Times Online http://bit.ly/1YdX9a # Even as layoffs persist, some good jobs go begging – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/3mhRY1 # France Considers Warning Labels for Airbrushed Photos – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/hrV6a # Goldman Sachs to be paid $1 Billion [...]
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Clone Wars Restoring the Force to the Star Wars Universe
10 October 2009
Last night’s second episode of Star Wars: Clone Wars made me feel like I was seven years old again. If seeing Obi Wan Kenobi and Mace Windu kicking ass together doesn’t stir something within you then you’re either not a Star Wars fan or you don’t have a pulse. The finale of the [...]
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Penthouse Pet: Maya Gates (Photos)
10 October 2009
Why not give the Beefanatics what they want? How about another Penthouse Pet... Maya Gates? She's wearing some sort of school girl outfit and that's always a good thing!
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Penthouse Pet: Alisha King (Photos)
10 October 2009
Just catching up with Penthouse Pet posts starting with Alisha King!
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