2010 Lingerie Bowl (Photos)

I think the NFL has some sort of event going on Sunday, but for the real action, look no further than this year’s Lingerie Bowl! The 2010 Lingerie Bowl, the Lingerie Football League’s signature event, will air during the Super Bowl XLIV halftime show on Sunday, February 7. Want to know more? Visit the [...]

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Lily Cole: Nude Photos of the Chick of the Moment

The Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment! Redhead: Check Skyscraper Tall: Check Abnormally Thin: Check Transparently Pale: Check Weirdo: Check Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check Thinks Nudity is Art: Check I’m asking too much to expect her to be a fan [...]

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi: The Beefboy’s 2009 Nutsack of the Year!

It says a lot about our biggest problems when the Nutsack of the Year Award goes to a member of Congress, for the second year in a row (2008 went to Senator Barney “the Hutt” Frank)! This year, the Beefboy gives the prestigious Nutsack of the Year Award to Speaker of the House Nancy [...]

Speaker Nancy Pelosi: The Beefboy’s 2009 Nutsack of the Year! Speaker Nancy Pelosi: The Beefboy’s 2009 Nutsack of the Year!

Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano is a Man-Caused Disaster

It’s possible that this website is the only thing standing between me and a heart attack. I’ve been screaming at friends, the television and radio for the past few days about the Crotch Bomber on the Christmas Day Northwest flight. Now it’s time for me to get this off my chest and scream [...]

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Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip)

Annalynne McCord is mostly known for her role on the new “90210″ series, but has also made appearances in “Nip/Tuck,” “Day of the Dead” and “Transporter 2.” While that’s all well and good, what makes Annalynne McCord the Beefboy’s Chick of the Moment was her appearance on “The Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brian, where she proclaimed [...]

Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip) Chick of the Moment: Annalynne McCord (Sexy Photos Nipple Slip)

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-03-14

14 March 2010

Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America http://bit.ly/cdu6qf # Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza" http://bit.ly/9kf5Ro # Iran's Ahmadinejad calls Sept 11 big fabrication http://bit.ly/bPo76P # Get up earlier, Germans tell Greeks http://bit.ly/9s1iMs # Defectors Say Church of Scientology Hides Abuse http://nyti.ms/bhxAFs # Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution http://bit.ly/9HmdVp # China warns again against Hong Kong democracy push http://bit.ly/aQY5Xo [...]

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-03-07

07 March 2010

Al Gore Found Alive! http://nyti.ms/bykY5k # Pelosi: "A bill can be bipartisan without bipartisan votes." http://bit.ly/bIPqRP # A perfect storm is brewing for the IPCC – Telegraph http://bit.ly/9hzvtZ # Obama signs one-year extension of Patriot Act http://bit.ly/ciyhB7 # Farrakhan predicts 'white right' trouble for Obama http://bit.ly/8X0dIu # George Soros tells CNN: I’m not satisfied with Barack Obama http://bit.ly/aLZ1KV # 'Green Zone' [...]

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Video)

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Video)

04 March 2010

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-28

28 February 2010

Boehner: President’s Health Care Proposal Jeopardizes Summit, Doubles Down on Failed Approach Americans Have Rejected http://bit.ly/akXs2q # Obama: If GOP Filibusters, We’ll Pass Health Reform Via Reconciliation http://bit.ly/csB11l # Obama puts forward $1 trillion health care plan http://bit.ly/9K4dkz How does a fat bill cram-down sound? Familiar? # Oil above $80 as traders eye low interest rates http://bit.ly/9cDVkT [...]

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New Undress Jess’ Booty Shakin’ Video!

New Undress Jess’ Booty Shakin’ Video!

27 February 2010

Here’s another chance to vote for my friend, Undress Jess in her Booty Shakin’ Video contest! Let’s get out there and show her how big the Beefanatic Nation is and give her some support! If she wins, maybe she will do something special for all of us. Click here to vote for her now!

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Penthouse Pet: Chloe J Naked Photos

Penthouse Pet: Chloe J Naked Photos

22 February 2010

The Beefboy thinks that Chloe J is kind of scrumptious. What do you think? Tell the Beefboy all about it in the comment section!

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-21

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-21

21 February 2010

Climategate U-turn: Astonishment as scientist at centre of global warming email row admits data not well organised http://bit.ly/biilP3 # The great climate change retreat http://bit.ly/9t2mxh Sorry about your little money parade Al. # World may not be warming, say scientists http://bit.ly/c1usc8 What?! More bad news for Global Warming fanatics?!! # "Clinton acknowledged that Obama's approach to Iran had [...]

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-14

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-14

14 February 2010

It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s Chris Nolan! He’ll Mentor Superman 3.0 And Prep 3rd Batman – Deadline.com http://bit.ly/ai4oyE # Chinese military urges economic punch against U.S. http://bit.ly/cu4O7y # Israel urges "crippling" sanctions now against Iran http://bit.ly/cajWo9 # Google prepares Facebook assault http://bit.ly/aADius # Exposed: Naked Body Scanner Images Of Film Star Printed, Circulated By Airport Staff http://bit.ly/9Kq9mg [...]

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-07

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-02-07

07 February 2010

Pill that will help you live to 100 http://bit.ly/bOp3jj # Chinese diplomat: Ties with US deteriorated recently http://bit.ly/cyuJYD # Obama to meet Dalai Lama despite Chinese warnings http://bit.ly/dy3B1z # No apology from Climate chief for glacier fallacy http://bit.ly/anuQZw # Climate change emails between scientists reveal flaws in peer review http://bit.ly/d1Wx03 # Doctor casts new light on cat that can predict [...]

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Response to the Super Bowl Tim Tebow Ad (Video)

Jimmy Kimmel’s Response to the Super Bowl Tim Tebow Ad (Video)

06 February 2010

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Penthouse Pet: Sky Taylor Nude Photos

Penthouse Pet: Sky Taylor Nude Photos

04 February 2010

Hey Beefanatics! It's nude photos of Penthouse Pet Sky Taylor! Who's looking out for you?

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Super Sexy Alex Sim-Wise Visits NAMM 2010 (Video)

Super Sexy Alex Sim-Wise Visits NAMM 2010 (Video)

04 February 2010

If you know the Beefboy then you know that I’m all about the scrumptious Alex Sim-Wise! Well, she recently showed up on a segment of Attack with the Show and you can watch that below.

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-31

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-31

31 January 2010

White House Toughens Tone After Difficult Week – http://bit.ly/5Urs1W – Looks like Obama is afraid of change. # Obama's Approval Most Polarized for First-Year President http://bit.ly/6n1qBH # White House nightmare persists http://bit.ly/935mFl # Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech To 6th Graders http://bit.ly/4QiOeS # The search for aliens should start on Earth not outer space, says scientist http://bit.ly/5tlE9O # 'Avatar' replaces [...]

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President Obama and the Abused Girlfriend Syndrome

President Obama and the Abused Girlfriend Syndrome

24 January 2010

Everyone knows a girl who loves dating assholes and despite all the abuse they take, they refuse to admit how fucking stupid they are to keep dating a douchbag. Typically, their excuse is, “But I love him!”… as if that explains why they refuse to accept the reality of their situation or the repetition [...]

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-24

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-24

24 January 2010

Health Bill Can Pass Senate With 51 Votes, Van Hollen Says – http://bit.ly/8qcq0P # Unions nab sweetheart health-care deal – http://bit.ly/8SRkf0 # Simple eye test for Alzheimer's could catch disease at crucial early stage http://bit.ly/7M7r1F # CONAN’S $40 MILLION NBC GOODBYE http://bit.ly/5R5u5V # NBC’s Slide to Troubled Nightly Punch Line – How has Jeff Zucker kept his job after [...]

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Nutsack of the Moment: Pat Robertson

Nutsack of the Moment: Pat Robertson

18 January 2010

Pat Robertson is a real nutsack’s nutsack. He’s been a babbling idiot for a good long time actually. So it should be a surprise to no one when he opened his maw last week and proclaimed that the tragedy in Haiti was due to a pact with the Devil. I could go [...]

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“Pants on the Ground” Takes Over the World (Video)

“Pants on the Ground” Takes Over the World (Video)

17 January 2010

“Pants on the Ground” is completely out of control! Here’s the original song and Jimmy Fallon’s hilarious version!

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Laser Cats 5 – By James Cameron! (Video)

Laser Cats 5 – By James Cameron! (Video)

17 January 2010

If you’re a fan of all of James Cameron’s movies then you’ll love this take on Saturday Night Live’s “Laser Cats”!

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The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-17

The Beefboy’s Funky News Weekly Update for 2010-01-17

17 January 2010

Reid apologizes for 'no Negro dialect' comment – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/7ejNbM # Chavez orders currency devaluation by 50% – Isn't SOCIALISM wonderful? http://bit.ly/77c7Et # Apparently Oliver Stone thinks it's time to redeem Hitler's good name!!! http://bit.ly/5qq5Lb # Please vote for my friend and model Sandra Pagan in this art contest! http://bit.ly/6sI7Tt # Amish families exempt from insurance mandate http://bit.ly/7VWzpn [...]

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Victoria’s Secret Ad from Director Michael Bay (Video)

Victoria’s Secret Ad from Director Michael Bay (Video)

10 January 2010

I have to laugh a bit when I watch this Victoria’s Secret ad from Transformers Director Michael Bay. I mean, it wouldn’t be Michael Bay if it didn’t have fucking helicopters and explosions right? Let the Beefboy do a Victoria’s Secret ad and I’ll get the heart of the matter! I promise you there [...]

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