As soon as it began, it was all over. The FBI arrested ten Russian spies, and among them a hot kinky redhead named Anna Chapman. Barely a week later, Chapman (who is really named Anya Kushchenko) got on a jet for Austria and was swapped for four spies who had given information to United States [...]
I think the NFL has some sort of event going on Sunday, but for the real action, look no further than this year’s Lingerie Bowl! The 2010 Lingerie Bowl, the Lingerie Football League’s signature event, will air during the Super Bowl XLIV halftime show on Sunday, February 7. Want to know more? Visit the official [...]
The Beefboy thinks Lily Cole is delicious! The British supermodel was engineered with a platinum list of the Beefboy’s Babe Bona-Fides, so she’s my Chick of the Moment! Redhead: Check Skyscraper Tall: Check Abnormally Thin: Check Transparently Pale: Check Weirdo: Check Linked with Marilyn Manson: Check Thinks Nudity is Art: Check I’m asking too much [...]
It says a lot about our biggest problems when the Nutsack of the Year Award goes to a member of Congress, for the second year in a row (2008 went to Senator Barney “the Hutt” Frank)! This year, the Beefboy gives the prestigious Nutsack of the Year Award to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. [...]
It’s possible that this website is the only thing standing between me and a heart attack. I’ve been screaming at friends, the television and radio for the past few days about the Crotch Bomber on the Christmas Day Northwest flight. Now it’s time for me to get this off my chest and scream at you. [...]
28 August 2010
Below is a video showing the Beefboy’s favorite Russian spy Anna Chapman in a new video of a photo shoot for a Russian magazine. You can see the article here, but good luck reading it… unless you’re fluent in Russian… maybe I should look into that… Russian chicks are HOT! Also in Anna Chapman news, [...]
09 August 2010
Well… this is definitely a case of two great tastes that taste great together. I’ve been a fan of Jean-Paul Gaultier since his work with Madonna and his brilliant costume design on The Fifth Element. Dita?… well, Dita’s been a favorite of mine since the first time I saw her in seamed stockings! So, here’s [...]
06 August 2010
According to the New York Daily News, Eva Mendes was inspired to create this video after discovering “Eva Mendes sex tape” was a highly searched term on Google. It’s a night vision clip — which mocks Paris Hilton’s infamous tape — showing the actress describing how the tape can be used in the bedroom before [...]
14 July 2010
Megyn Kelly versus Kirsten Powers… are you thinking what the Beefboy is thinking? All this debate needs is a couple of bikini’s and some hot oil!
13 July 2010
01 July 2010
Is it just the Beefboy, or would you like ALL NEWS to be animated by Taiwanese News?!!! Sit back, relax and enjoy…
26 June 2010
Look, I hope you’ll excuse me if I soil my pants over the new Tron Legacy Trailer. Even if Tron wasn’t such an influence and inspiration during my formative years, the images and look of this new film is just spectacular. I saw this preview in 3D and was blown away. They pretty much had [...]
17 June 2010
The actors are not funny but the sets are great and the chicks are hot! Not bad for a porn parody of “The Big Bang Theory”.
31 May 2010
Lynn Collins is best known for her role as Kayla Silverfox in the live-action film X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and for her work on True Blood (see the clip below) but she will star as Dejah Thoris in the upcoming film John Carter of Mars. Since I was a big fan of the John Carter series [...]
31 May 2010
Canadian born hottie Elyse Levesque is best known for playing Chloe Armstrong in the TV series Stargate Universe. She has a serious list of horror and sci-fi credits before Stargate, including “Masters of Horror”, “Flash Gordon” (the new one that sucked balls) and “Smallville”. Here’s her Facebook fan page. Maxim magazine has had two series [...]
02 May 2010
Arizona immigration law protesters urge action | Reuters http://bit.ly/9XZktx # US prepares to push for global capital rules http://bit.ly/9RjRct # 80 Afghan schoolgirls fall ill; poison feared http://bit.ly/btzJBK # Lost iPhone prototype spurs police probe | Apple – CNET News http://bit.ly/cij06G # Don’t talk to aliens, warns Stephen Hawking – Times Online http://bit.ly/d5TcSE # Democrats [...]
18 April 2010
Oklahoma Tea Party Looks to form Militia to Protect Against Opressive National Government http://bit.ly/bfNsDE # Russia says Iran reactor on track for August launch | Reuters http://bit.ly/9VQy2w # Arizona Clears Strict Immigration Bill – WSJ.com http://bit.ly/9EFRzA # Library of Congress Archives Twitter History, While Google Searches It Wired.com http://bit.ly/9hwegB # Markets could be derailed again, [...]
11 April 2010
Oil hits 18-month high on economic outlook | Reuters http://bit.ly/dm1L3C # Office vacancy rate hits 16-year high – Yahoo! Finance http://bit.ly/bxnDXb # Obama's Odd 17-minute, 2,500-word response to woman's claim of being 'over-taxed' http://bit.ly/ah19Wd # Gore gets camera-shy for N.C. speech, limits media :: WRAL.com http://bit.ly/9gRwbk # The 10 most surprising things about the iPad [...]
04 April 2010
What is a dominatrix? – The Landover Baptist Church Forums – http://bit.ly/9ekxpc Laugh with the Beefboy! # 'Leia's Metal Bikini' Creator Explains the Gold Bikini Fetish – Asylum.com http://bit.ly/dofIvS # Seven arrested in FBI raids linked to Christian militia group | detnews.com | The Detroit News http://bit.ly/9WOm7n # Moscow bombings: Putin vows to destroy group [...]
28 March 2010
Sandra Bullock's husband accused of having affair with Nazi model "Michelle McGee" http://bit.ly/9ZCa82 # Virginia to sue U.S. over healthcare reform http://bit.ly/9XSAXl # Florida says several states to file healthcare lawsuit http://bit.ly/c9XVkE # After health, Obama allies zero in on climate http://bit.ly/avBVli # U.S. Risks AAA Rating http://bit.ly/d9Hxps # China says Google "totally wrong" on [...]
24 March 2010
21 March 2010
Mexico violence factors in spring break plans – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/9kdzE5 # Wavering Dems in Obama's sights on health vote http://bit.ly/9O2Lav # PROMISES, PROMISES: Is gov't more open with Obama? http://bit.ly/ccb4Ni # Gore Attaches Global Warming as Cause to Last Weekend's Storm in Northeast http://bit.ly/aLyQPk …and everything else under the sun. # Michael Jackson in [...]
14 March 2010
Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America http://bit.ly/cdu6qf # Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza" http://bit.ly/9kf5Ro # Iran's Ahmadinejad calls Sept 11 big fabrication http://bit.ly/bPo76P # Get up earlier, Germans tell Greeks http://bit.ly/9s1iMs # Defectors Say Church of Scientology Hides Abuse http://nyti.ms/bhxAFs # Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution http://bit.ly/9HmdVp # China warns again [...]
07 March 2010
Al Gore Found Alive! http://nyti.ms/bykY5k # Pelosi: "A bill can be bipartisan without bipartisan votes." http://bit.ly/bIPqRP # A perfect storm is brewing for the IPCC – Telegraph http://bit.ly/9hzvtZ # Obama signs one-year extension of Patriot Act http://bit.ly/ciyhB7 # Farrakhan predicts 'white right' trouble for Obama http://bit.ly/8X0dIu # George Soros tells CNN: I’m not satisfied with [...]
