Jessica Alba, why the fuck did you paste shark posters in downtown Oklahoma City? Are you aware that OKC is landlocked about 6000 miles away from the open sea? Are you aware that defacing billboards for one cause (the United Way) for your cause (dwindling shark population) destroys any sympathy you might have [...]
Want to see a future America where social programs, spending and rampant liberalism rule the day? Look no further than California. California is on the precipice of a $40 billion budget shortfall this year. Governor Schwarzenegger wants to lay off over 20,000 government workers. California imports more oil than any other [...]
Barbara Jean Blank was born on January 15, 1987 and began modeling as a teenager. By her late teens she was a bikini model, which included work for Miss Hawaiian Tropic. Her modeling career led her to be discovered by the WWE’s Johnny Ace who saw Kelly in a Venus Swimsuit catalog under the name [...]
With this post I’m moving Megan Fox into the Beefboy Pantheon beside Rose McGowan, Adrianne Curry and Alex Sim Wise. Largely known for her appearance in the Transformers movie, Megan Fox is going to explode (as am I) over the next year with a Transformers sequel, Jonah Hex, Ironclad, Jennifer’s Body, The Crossing and [...]
I’m shocked and saddened by the lack of decent photos of Hannah Spearritt from the BBC series Primevel (now running on America’s Sci-Fi Channel). Since Hannah has also been a pop star and in movies (Cody Banks), and she’s combines super hotness with girl next door cuteness, I couldn’t tell you why the photos [...]
03 July 2009
According to numbers supplied by Awstats, the month of June recorded 5,061,259 hits on the Beefboy Rants site. The surge in hits have been steadily rising since the first of the year but exploded recently due to a switch to a Wordpress platform, which allows more interactivity and opens up new ways to distribute content throughout the internet.
22 June 2009
While President Clinton gave us “The Bill-Job” in the White House, it’s ABC News that will not only capture White House cocksucking on camera, but actually perform the act themselves! Why is the Beefboy talking about sex in the White House, and what does it have to do with Health Care and Old Media? [...]
19 June 2009
If one Penthouse Pet is good how do you feel about two? Here's Prinzzess and Renee Diaz!
19 June 2009
he Foreign Ministry communicated Iran’s “protest and displeasure” over statements by U.S. government officials about the outcome of last week’s presidential vote, Iran’s news agency said. Meanwhile, North Korea may launch a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, a Japanese news report said Thursday. What do both of these stories have [...]
15 June 2009
Apparently the Beefboy has to educate the old media. Yes, the Iranian “election” was fixed. No shit, nutsacks! Are you serious? You really don’t know that Iran is not a democracy? First off, even if you buy the idea that the people of Iran had a fair election, the President of Iran [...]
24 May 2009
Remember when music videos didn't suck? Well, this one doesn't suck. The Beefboy gives you "Baby Baby Baby" by Make the Girl Dance. It's in French... I'm sure you won't mind.
23 May 2009
Another installation of the Beefboy Rants Penthouse Pets Gallery. This time we take a look at Taya Parker.
19 May 2009
The last few days The Beefboy Rants has absolutely exploded! We’ve gotten four times the usual visitors for the site, double the number of hits and triple the number of page views, so thank you very much Beefanatics! I think it’s important to note what a worldwide audience I have as well. America makes [...]
19 May 2009
NASA regularly takes it in the Jimmy for screw-ups, but I’ve got two big kudos for the boys and girls who work there. The recent success of the Phoenix Lander, making a tricky jet assisted touch down on the Martian North Pole is both laudable and exciting. Was there life on Mars? [...]
19 May 2009
I’m giving President Obama props for having the courage to stand against the loony left and not release any more of the Iraq detention photos from Abu Ghraib. How old are those photos anyway? The people who crossed the line have been discovered and punished. The prison was shut down and re-opened [...]

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